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@crunkcomputing.bsky.social
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Cyber security, electronics, and Linux guy. Starting fresh with good vibes.

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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Adorable Smiling Cat Close-Up
ALT: Adorable Smiling Cat Close-Up
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I really wish I could have gone this year. Those are some awesome stickers! 🐱
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Yami @yaminosenshi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My wife got a "You interacted with a phishing test email and have been assigned additional training. Click HERE to access your training portal." That was sneaky.
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 06/07/2026
honestly i respect the sheer audacity
a screenshot of an email with the subject Phishing Test Exempt from noreply.at.it-support.care:

Dear Erin: 

We typically require mandatory phishing tests on a regular basis, but as you've demonstrated considerable awareness on the subject, we've been allowed to offer you an exemption from further tests. Please click here and validate your Aviv to be removed from the phishing tests lists. 

Sincerely, 
IT
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Well, they're $30 each now, which I think is still a good deal, but it would be cool if they pop up on Meh again. Also, pink. sidedeal.com/deals/einova...
sidedeal.com
Einova Laptop Power Bank 20,000 mAh
$29.99 (save 57%)
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
FAIL = First Attempt In Learning
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If you go to sleep 3 minutes and 32 seconds later every night up until Daylight Savings Time, starting tonight, you'll be fully acclimated to the transition.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
A third Blippi (Ben Mayer) had been added to the Blippi-verse late last year. The Legion of Blippi cannot be stopped.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
BlackRock is in advanced talks to buy utility company AES in a $38 billion deal. This would be one of the largest ever deals involving a U.S. power corporation. AES is one of the world's biggest utility companies, generating electricity in 15 countries. www.reuters.com/markets/deal...
reuters.com
BlackRock's GIP nears $38 billion takeover of utility group AES, FT reports
BlackRock-owned Global Infrastructure Partners (GIP) is nearing a $38 billion deal, inclusive of debt, to acquire utility group AES , the Financial Times reported on Tuesday, citing people briefed on the matter.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A lot of people are talking about federally ran government websites with anti-democrat propaganda blurbs, violating the Hatch Act. I've scraped 1,336 sites and came back with 23 that have this verbiage, along with a notable site that has a notice of anti-DEI court orders.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If you're interviewing an applicant for a Linux heavy role and they just told you the crontab scheduling order by memory, just stop the interview and offer them the job.
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Phrack Zine @phrack.org · 19/08/2025
Phrack turns 40. The digital drop is live. Download it. Archive it. Pass it on. 💾 www.phrack.org #phrackat40 #phrack72
Phrack 40th Anniversary ansi art by Harvest
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 01/08/2025
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
orange cat lying on floor with square lights reflected on his flank that resembles lit windows
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Shawn Patrick Farrell @shawnfarrell.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 15/08/2025
50 cents at Walmart, how could one not cop
A dill pickle cup noodle
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 15/08/2025
"Dunn’s attorney says he tried to turn himself in, but instead, 20 officers came to his home to arrest him." Just think about that for a minute.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
You throw a sandwich at a normal US citizen and nothing happens. You do it to a police officer and a whole taxpayer funded, king ordered gang shows up at your door.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I used one of these power banks at Defcon and it did surprisingly well. Only 1 USB C, but it will super fast charge a phone, and it kept my laptop going a bit longer. At $15 each, this is seriously a good deal. meh.com
meh.com
2-Pack: Einova 63W 20,000mAh Laptop Power Bank
When You Need It
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Added to my list. Thank you!
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Does anyone have any favorite talks from #defcon33? Videos aren't on YT yet, but I'd like to compile as list as talks are fresh in people's minds. #defcon
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Oh hey, maybe even a web UI to allow people to submit GIFs or small video clips and turn them into ASCII animations.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Any suggestions are welcomed. TO DO: * Buy a cool domain name * Optimize the script so the frames are in 1 file * Modularize the code * Let the user change the animation * Maybe subdomains for different animations * Better logging * Release code STRETCH GOALS: * Real ASCII art (not just blocks)
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I'm in the process of tweaking syncing to BPM for music. I have something that is surprisingly kind of working.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I was in third place in the @johnhammond.bsky.social lookalike contest. I'll have to grow my hair out a bit more for next time. #defcon #defcon33
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Try it out! telnet 129.153.197.79
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Fredrik Dahlgren @fegge.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Are we AGI yet?
A request for ChatGPT to draw an ASCII art image of a fierce dragon, followed by an image of a happy little blob with snail-like pony tails.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
So fierce.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I can't speak to the device itself, but the Android app is notorious for not connecting to devices after a while. If you're using the app and it can't connect, stop the app, clear the cache for the app, then start it up again. It should connect to the device automatically upon startup.
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Help! Stickers are piling up at Lonely Hackers Club, 201-202. Come get some! #defcon #defcon33 #stickerswap
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I have successfully created and tested a telnet script. I'll have to post some code at some point. Note that the type of terminal emulator makes a huge difference. Terminator is what's shown here (panels are great), but cool-retro-term makes an amazing show.
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DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
#defconmovienight update - in addition to movies, we’ve got a ton of popcorn - come help us find it a loving home! We’re over at N257 (in the workshops area). #defcon #defcon33 #freepopcorn
Popcorn
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brian @bripie.me · 21/07/2025
Got my stickers for defcon! See you there! #roadtodefcon
A sticker on a black surface featuring a sinister version of Clippy, the old Microsoft Office assistant. Clippy has glowing red eyes and dark outlines with red glitch-like marks. Below the character is a speech bubble that reads: “It looks like you’re exfiltrating data, would you like help?”
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
CHEESECON IS REAL! Right now in the chill room. Follow your nose. #defcpn #defcon33
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I'm bringing back an old project... It'll take animated GIFs, ASCIIfy them, and I can control the speed in real-time. After I get this polished up, I'm going to figure out how to turn the animations into a telnet server (again). Also, maybe music sync?
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DEF CON @defcon.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
#DCTV is online! Jump on dctv.defcon.org for links to the #defcon33 live streams on #youtube and #twitch. Get that #defcon however works best for you.
DCTV logo
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Did you know that there's a #defcon Discord server? Have fun. ☠️ discord.com/invite/defcon
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It's pretty cool to see how people are fixing the badges this year. A lot of people are complaining, but I think a badge that breaks could be more of a feature than a bug, forcing people to solve a problem and participate. #defcon33 #defcon
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
deftastic.com
deftastic.com
DEFtastic - Meshtastic Dashboard
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Heckseven @ #defcon33 right now! #defcon
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The Meshtastic seen at Defcon is legit dope. #defcon #meshtastic
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The Officially Unofficial DEF CON Sticker Swap @dcstickerswap.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
The Officially Unofficial Sticker Swap will be held Saturday, August 9th from 2pm to 4pm in the HallwayCon Lounge area on Level 2. Spread the word…
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
While webcam covers can help in very specific situations, they're not guarding something that's potentially more useful to attackers. youtu.be/rvsEzMKB_Xo?...
youtu.be
Webcam Covers - Are they really worth the hassle?
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and says are you okay .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a bookshelf and says are you okay .
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Apparently ffmpeg asks you if you want to overwrite /dev/null. Yes, I realize I'm doing something really weird with it.
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 07/07/2025
“WhatsApp increases group chat size limit to oddly specific 256”
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Who here is going to Black Hat and/or DEFCON? It's been 6 years since I've been able to go to any conference and apparently I'm getting real lucky this year (I worked a booth at RSAC already).
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This is a real post from our local overpriced, dirty, "Italian" restaurant that somehow manages to stay open. #spaghettilobstertaco
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Katelyn 🅅 Medusfour @medus4.com · 13/05/2025
After signing books in the back with "to be continued..." for years, im getting to be included in the cDc story!
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Xtoff @crunkcomputing.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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