Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 5hThis was neat. I thought it was maybe a bit scattered, perhaps it was partially improvised, but AES definitively stuck the landing. Really cool seeing a guy talk like this. 2663 66
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 6hIt's like — the beer is good, but I don't go out of my way for it when it's available in Wisconsin, but also when I lived outside of WI it was the sort of thing I'd bring back home and surprise people with. Had 48 of em at a party for the Bucks NBA Finals. Good marketing. 110 1
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 10hI've got a tip for you. If you get a Bloody Mary, and the bar has porter on tap, pour a little bit of the porter into the Bloody Mary. I'm not sure how it changes the game, but it does. This tip courtesy my cousin's girlfriend from 17 years ago 8681 68
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 11hthe technology used to launch Elon Musk's car into the air is inspired by the mechanism used to make his penis simulate an erection. lots of hissing and vapor 0652 65
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13hThe Rizzler has specifically requested "the Stephen Paddock suite" for his residency at The Sphere 0280 28
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17/10/2026Thinking about getting into a debate about socialism in a Facebook comment section 3872 87
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17/10/2026Anthony Kiedis is known for many famous goofs and gaffes. Perhaps his most infamous is being so doped up that he misremembered the comic The Far Side as being called "The Otherside" in his song "The Otherside" 1400 40
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026i've been to many progressive-type meetings with an outburst from an old guy who says all our problems are caused by money in politics. i think that's a little naive/misremembers American history but also, now that i've experienced the role of donors in a major election, it's more right than I knew 0818 81
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026you have posted 20 times in the past hour 1100 10
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026Thank you Greg with two gs! For now I'm observing a strict business/editorial firewall but who knows what the future looks like 1530 53
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026great question. how about you go eat shit 0430 43
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/20263) i don't think we should have a healthcare system where the difference between a 30k bill and a 500k bill depends upon whether you can argue with a billing department for a few years 598358 983
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/20261) 30k over 80 years might not move the needle that much, sure, in the same way missing a single stair likely won't fuck your shit up. but perhaps that number means something different when it happens all at once? 2) shut the fuck up you smug bald bitch. i hope a bird drops a turtle on your head. 1392019 920
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026half round. i said 'eh i'm outta here' once we hit the halfway point 120 2
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026i think these guys should be thrown off a 10-story building. it's not a big deal because the average american will walk up thousands of steps in their lives. 832076268 2.1K
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026Let's play some baseball and hit some home runs 2190 19
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/10/2026Guy watching The Passion of the Christ on this flight… advanced maneuver 1350 35
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 15/10/2026This is very neat! Also, I’m so happy it leads with Dan Abnett’s HIVE, which I recently finished and is a legit masterpiece. Dude is the Lord of the Dark Millennium for a reason. defector.com/warhammer-40...defector.comWarhammer 40K Is Cool | DefectorIn the grim darkness of the far future, 40,000 years from now, an immortal corpse-Emperor sits atop his Golden Throne on Earth, watching over the trillions upon trillions of human beings scattered acr... 46110 61
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026by god that’s @patrickwyman.bsky.social’s musicdefector.comWarhammer 40K Is Cool | DefectorIn the grim darkness of the far future, 40,000 years from now, an immortal corpse-Emperor sits atop his Golden Throne on Earth, watching over the trillions upon trillions of human beings scattered acr... 315512 155
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 14/10/2026Every time I come back to California I think — Jesus! Why did I ever leave California! Twice!! 2400 40
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13/10/2026It's my first day as a Republican voter! Time to park in the bike lane and email slurs to the newspaper. 133822 338
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13/10/2026Milwaukee Police swatted a couple 50+ times. I found this quote illuminating. Anyway, I think we should handle this problem by giving the cops another $300 million. www.jsonline.com/story/news/l... 3766 76
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13/10/2026It's a really really nice stadium. I've never had a bad seat. 060 6
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 13/10/2026William Contreras is the most important man in Wisconsin 0231 23
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 12/10/2026Yesterday I drank six or seven glasses of wine and gave a stranger what I'm told was a clear, through, and impassioned argument about the role of the state in regulating healthcare prices. That's the T-Bone magic. 11191 119
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 12/10/2026Gotta give it up to Aaron Ashby for climbing the ranks of MLB Pitchers Who Looks Like Guys I Hang Out With 2290 29
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 10/10/2026I think it’s essential for artists to have some amount of disdain for their audience. I get it brother 2823 82
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀"fart" @jonhendren.com · 27/02/2025mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008 511346265 1.3K
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 09/10/2026Would go really well with a shot of bruschotti 080 8
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 08/10/2026Some part of Trump died when they made him walk back "Meatball Ron" 1430 43
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 08/10/2026Covid and flu vaccine knocked me on my ass, but it's not as bad as it was last year. #JustMy2Cents 1250 25
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 08/08/2025let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you. 32372576 2.4K
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I know my daughter would be mortified to know we can't afford the same pair of Drencht by Squelchers as all her classmates, so I've spent twenty minutes soaking her New Balances under the hose every morning before she catches the bus. 0828 82
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026TRINITY: Agents. URINAL: Load us in a big urinal to all piss in. NEO: No. Tank, get us outta here. URINAL: Override that command. Tank, unplug Trinity and Neo in the real world and load in a big disgusting urinal trough. I'm gonna let everything hang all out. MORPHEUS: (sotto voce) He's the One. 521220 212
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀John Gorman @jpgorman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Tony Romo Invitational Drunk Driving Championship this coming Sunday evening in Milwaukee, maybe even including him, I hear he's free. 0252 25
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't know how but we have to teach people to be better at detecting bullshit. Instead we have this ersatz skepticism where people are suspicious about the wrong things and find their way to conclusions that are worse than if they just blindly accepted conventional wisdom 332659346 2.7K
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 07/10/2026"The customer is always right?" Yeah, -wing maybe. We need to talk about the invisible class struggle: the slow war against customers 322818 228
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 07/10/2026Clueless White Guy Orders Chinese Food In PERFECT English 1542 54
Reposted by Kill Tim Faust 💀No Joyman @nojoyman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just learned some shocking and destabilizing information about Roy Orbison 2170188 701