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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Not me seeing Resident Evil and being able to identify the car Bryan was driving based on the dash and the design of the door. It's a 2010 era Subaru Outback..........

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have been way too busy and I feel like I havent been home at all in the past 4 days. I am fucking exhausted.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Turned off my alarm because I was exhausted and wanted an extra 30 minutes of sleep, only to then have 30 minutes of stress dreams about work. God damnit.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My Nice Guys Healymarch playlist has 669 views 😎

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I wish I was going to the UK in October again instead of what I am doing which is suffering in America.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To be known is to be loved I guess, but sometimes I wish that didn't involve crying in the Dutch Bro's drive through about your dead dog but here we are.

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Elly "Enormity" Bangs @ellybangs.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ anything 🕯️ good 🕯️ at all 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Starting con off by putting my dog down and then on 3 1/2 hours of sleep has sucked immensely but I am so so so grateful for the group of friends I got to have as a support system. They have helped exponentially and I am so thankful for them.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Nothing like watching Project Hail Mary and almost breaking down into a fucking heap over Rocky saying "it's not enough" hoooooly fuck

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Cain 🚬🦐 @ work grind @c4ndyc41n.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

pls check on your millennial+ friends.. this might have happened to them this morning (me) 💔 #projecthailmary #phm

Grace Rocky indulging in a big morning stretch, Rocky cheerfully announcing “BIG STRETC-!”

Grace’s back makes an atrocious cracking noise, you almost can’t believe the human body is capable of producing such a sound

Grace hunched over the bed and grasping his back groaning in pain, meanwhile Rocky 🪨: "damn bro"

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dragon Con, you have GOT to have a better badge registration pickup process holy fuck

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The sweater.... is done. Minus a zipper that may or may not happen befofe con.

Cream sweater front with two red fox faces

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I started packing for con and my poor dog is M A D.

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Cain 🚬🦐 @ work grind @c4ndyc41n.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

rediscovering himself post-coma #projecthailmary #phm

text: “YES! i am LGBT”

post-coma Grace cheerfully holding up a paper that says: “L-onely, G-, B-, T-“

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I haven't even really had time to get excited about Dragon Con because I've been in knitting hell for 3 months, but the finish line is slowly closing in... Catch me sewing my sweater together at the Subaru Dealership while I make sure my tires ok before the 10 hour drive south.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I leave for con in less than a week and still haven't finished this FUCKING SWEATER. I am close though....

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think if you are in a public space, especially the doctors office, and listening to videos/phone calls out loud you should be executed. Headphones exist.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…

MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.

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phi @phosphorus-phi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

trapped in my skin #art

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I can't wait to get done with service so I can go home and take a fat fucking nap. I am exhausted. After not sleeping well all week because of pain, and a concert last night, boy do I need some R&R

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

When Jesus jumps up on the counter even though he KNOWS he's not allowed

Two women are cleaning the church in Leipzig in 1938/39 and have hauled the silverware and crucifix out onto the steps, where they spray Jesus with water from a hose.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Rob Thomas said "This one goes out to all the Ken's out there" before starting "Push." SUBLIME!

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Here's your first look at Star Wars Starfighter!" Yeah I still have no fucking clue what that movie is about LMFAO

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

A man at the grocery store saw me contemplating very hard about buying a cookie cake and told me "Smile! It's all going to be ok!" To which I immediately responded "No it is not" and man did he not know how to respond to that.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

They're showing Pacific Rim at my local theater for Flashback Cenemia..... I feel so old. Also you bet I'm seeing that movie again in theaters.

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

i wish i could be as unhinged as grandpa. "Ive made this big lizard." "oh you don't like that, well here's a hedgehog with immaculate eyeliner" what a visionary

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

What if I had a Gao Bingzhu crash out? As a lil treat?

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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

CURIOSITY HAS BEEN ON MARS FOR 14 YEARS!! HAPPY LANDIVERSARY CURIOSITY!!

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Vic 🇨🇦 @incaseyouart.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

March & Healy from The Nice Guys~ #theniceguys #hollandmarch #jacksonhealy

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

American health insurance is such a scam and I am so tired of it.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Why are Americans allergic to smooth public transport? Why it always gotta be jerky and loud and aggressive?

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Huge win: I finally found my missing windows laptop so now I should be able to 3D print Rocky from Project Hail Mary. Please don't ask how I lost a whole laptop.

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'm sorry but I fear it will never not be funny to say "*movies main character* will return in *insert next avengers movie here*" shit kills me everytime. Anyways Orpheus, Ryland Grace, Supergirl, Odysseus, you better be prepared.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hey so turns out discovering why we used to have all those food safety regulations in the first place is not all that much fun

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

RYAN GOSLING GOT HIS GHOST RIDER ROLE SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY SHIT

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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite @akaharriet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

sorry I have to repost this every few months or I die from the witch's curse

it's a still from the Nice Guys movie where March (ryan gosling) is winking at Healy (russell crowe) and Healy looks both horrified and intrigued, and the caption says "my fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a guy speedrun the five stages of grief as he realizes with horror that he still wants to fuck me"

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Happy Friday! Today has been a shit show and I've been awake for 3 hours. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This over a week of driving a Forester has really solidified how little I ever want to own a Forester. I love my Outback so much.... My beautiful expensive ass wife....

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Ryan and Eva really parented together for 5 minutes and said "I need to do this forever" huh? I mean, bleach blonde tatted Ryan and Eva no bra? I would too. Tbh I love this so much for them I just expected more out of that movie LOL

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I love that when I text my service advisor at the dealership he sends me lil smiley faces.

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ACLU @aclu.org · 20/07/2026

President Trump is desperate to pass the SAVE America Act ahead of the midterm elections to install onerous show-your-papers requirements to register to vote and prevent millions from casting our ballots. Demand that your members of Congress hold the line and defend our democracy.

action.aclu.org

Stop Anti-Voter Bills Now

The SAVE Act, the SAVE America Act, and MEGA Act could keep millions of eligible U.S. citizens from being able to vote. Urge Congress to reject these bills.

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026

MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY

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jenny >:) @miinipah.net · 13/03/2025

Girls have two moods

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I'm not very good at poetry but the absolute dogshit air inspired me. Also trying to be less terrified of sharing my written work.

Black screenshot with white text reading "The world is on fire
Smoke billowing from the North
Years of land mismanagement
Sets the country ablaze

The sky smells of rotting plastic
Rubber
Bodies
I thought the apocalypse would smell better. "

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crowleythesnake @crowleythesnake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Something I never thought I'd have to explain to a 3 year old: why I'd pay someone money to stab me with a needle and pierce my nose.

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