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Rich Crowder

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I'd be most obliged if you didn't push me as I'm ever so close to the edge. Thanks in advance.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16h
I’ve listened to AI music and it’s very good. My favourite songs are I want to hold one of your three hands HLEP! 5-3-4-2-1 I don’t know the way to San Jose bsky.app/profile/down...
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bold from Burnham…and I’m all for it. Long overdue.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
Horse racing isn't a sport, it exists purely as an extension of the gambling industry. If they banned betting no one would give two fucks who won what race.

anon_opin GOLD from 30th May 2025
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
via The Unheard Majority
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I don't think enough is made of how much Musk hates his own daughter and how much this utter failing at parenting drives him. Top 10 shittest human surely?
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oof! Close to the bone this one. 😆
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dan Ballard is truly a Neanderthal of a footballer.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This commentator on the Mackems game is mental. You’re not the poet laureate mate. It’s a game of footy 😆
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bone fide classic!
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Simpsons meme

A journalist in a press conference audienxe standing up & asking

me watching everyone suddenly turning on Ed Sheeran:

WHY NOW? WHY NOT THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU EVER HEARD HIS MUSIC?
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Trades Union Congress @tuc.org.uk · 15/09/2026
There is a direct political thread, a nasty politics, that links Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, and Tommy Robinson, with Donald Trump, MAGA and the US white supremacist movement. We are better than that. Britain is better than that.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Awful performance and result. Looking round for leaders and they seemed in short supply on that pitch. Room for improvement (to say the least). Well done Leeds. Impressive unit. #NUFC #LEENEW
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Good physical team Leeds. We stood up to it and competed for half of the half but have fallen apart since Gonzalez went off. Not going to complain too much. This team is v young & has a lot of developing to do. #NUFC #LEENEW
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There are people out there who don't kiss the tops of their dogs’ heads at every available opportunity, and we call those people monsters.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As ever, The Great North Run coverage has me swelling with pride and emotion. Truly the best of humanity and a superb advert for this amazing region. Blackshorts a’plenty, but the good kind.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good time to score for Arsenal as Stoke had looked dangerous from the long throw ins. #SUNARS
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Do the refs not see Brobbey ripping the shirt off every opposition player that goes near him? #SUNARS
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Keown on pundit duty for Arsenal game build up. Sigh…MUTE. #TNTSports #SUNARS
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Gemma Arrowsmith @mmaarrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
iPhone Duo looking good
A hand holding an iPhone duoImage from An American Werewolf in London. The transformation scene where his hands are stretching.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pretty unimpressive #NUFC performance, particularly 2nd half. Not clinical at all. Kudos to a depleted Millwall. But…in the hat & that’s all that matters. Botman MOTM. #MILNEW
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m finding it difficult to watch Willock & Murphy this season without thinking about £32m sitting in our bank account for January. #NUFC #MILNEW
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Jenny's House @uncleshady777.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My main takeaway from yesterday’s game is that Osula/MFP need to be the choices for CF. We need Wissa deeper for work rate and ball retention. Willock doesn’t do enough in that role to support the sitting MF players and will leave them overrun against stronger sides. #NUFC
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just did a fart so noxious and repellent it was invited to be a guest speaker at the Reform UK conference.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
First PL visit to St James’ Park since Mitrovic’s equaliser against the Mackems under Rafa. It’s been a while (ditched season ticket in protest at Ashley early doors). I’m as excited as a 54 year old man should ever get, fully clothed. HTL! ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So good. 😂😂😂
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s be honest, Farage and cronies are bang to rights. We’ve all seen it & understand it. But Farage follows the Trumpian playbook and one of its core tenets is that wrongdoing must NEVER be admitted. Distract and undermine will be their likely approach.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why would they do this if the Reform party line is that there has been no wrongdoing? Contradictory messaging.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s always the ones you least suspect isn’t it.
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
There was panic at the disco last night for a lot of teams, but not for us.. not for this guy Take a bow Mr Wilson, your first summer window and you knocked it out the park If certain players hadn't decided it was time to go this would've been 10/10, but we still came out smelling of roses #nufc
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sky Sports are not a serious channel. Jay Boothroyd, Jamie O’Hara, Tim Sherwood, Clinton Morrison, Michael Dawson…. Not a place you’re going to see considered, intelligent opinion.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good luck to Murphy if he goes. We won’t get a big fee but he earned us about £40m of that Isak fee already so fair enough. #NUFC
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Little shout out for Botman. Looks another reborn. Found his nasty streak and looks physically imposing again. Not getting the headlines but his contribution has been significant. 👏🏻 #NUFC #TOTNEW
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Kev Lawson @editkev.football · 29/08/2026
Hard agree. #NUFC
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cracking result and another encouraging performance, particularly 2nd half. Players clearly playing for the manager, defensively improved and a real gameplan. Positivity abounds! Dedic MOTM, relentless and consistent from him. #NUFC #TOTNEW
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sloppy passing has given impetus back to Spurs last 15 minutes or so there. We look a little blunt up top. Could go either way. HTL! #NUFC #TOTNEW
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sky Sports choosing to front this game up with 2 ex-Spurs players and zero Newcastle representation. Some things never change eh? #NUFC #TOTNEW
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Alan Smith currently trying to tell me that an off target free kick is “as good a free kick as you’re going to see this season”. Time to put him out his (our) misery Sky Sports. #PALMCY
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If referees continue to give a free kick when a player feels the slightest of touches from behind and simply falls to the floor, I’m afraid football is going to become unwatchable.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I didn’t realise until today how much the “Mackem In Milan” song was hurting over on Wearside. Let it all out lads, let it all out. 😂 #NUFC
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
True then. True now.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Absolutely delighted with the Gonzalez signing. He’s the perfect fit for what we need & a ruddy good footballer. If we follow up with Pardo, I’ll be doubly impressed. #NUFC
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Humanists UK @humanists.uk · 24/08/2026
A very happy 69th birthday today, to our patron Stephen Fry!
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#MOTD discussing Aston Villa ‘having’ had to sell so many players and yet neither pundit even mentions PSR/CSR. Dreadful. Do better.
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing tribute. KK7
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Be interesting to see if Isak is on pens for Liverpool going forward into the season. If so, then that was a full on bottle job today. #NUFC #NEWLIV
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Rich Crowder @crowdinho.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Utterly deflating that. Feel the same happens every time against the Scousers. On reflection though, saw more than enough to think we’ll do OK this season. Excellent team performance and some outstanding individual ones, topped by Wissa being MOTM. #NUFC #NEWLIV
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