crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 11h“I’m afraid we’ve run out of [generic craft beer] branded glasses” Have you? I absolutely do not give a flying fuck what sort of glass it’s in, just hurry up and give it to me because I am thirsty 010
Reposted by crispycrumbDavid Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Classic FM has gone a bit bawdy recently 061
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m not saying that Slaine should be @manmademoon.bsky.social ‘s next project but I’m not not saying it either 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Thought the whole point was to *not* vote Reform 😡 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Stand aside, I have beer in the fridge and a Jason Statham joint to watch 000
Reposted by crispycrumbFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Watch us wreck the Mike Watch us wreck the Mike Watch us wreck the Mike 67520
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Enid Blyton really scraping the bottom of the barrel here 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I first started being interested in football when I decided in 1981 that I’d support Villa, and they won the league. The following year they won the European Cup so my expectations were high. Reality, less so. Still! Only 45 years waiting for another European trophy UTV! 100
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“Just packing for racist Glastonbury babe, do you know where I put my sword?” 010
Reposted by crispycrumbRallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard. 732914773
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The perfect metaphor for Trump’s America doesn’t exi_ 042
Reposted by crispycrumbSnorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026What Pete Waterman was up to in the 90s. 721455
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Wise. It’s often a bit of a tasty fixture and you don’t want him causing trouble 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Art. An impressive and powerful exhibition, but fuck my hat it’s bleak 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Italy consistently refusing to attend a World Cup in an authoritarian state I see 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Chatting at the school gate this morning with friends who are in a rowing club and were telling me about having to deal with overly aggressive waterfowl at their race meet at the weekend. I asked whether this was a case of swanupmanship and I think that’s work done for the week 000
crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Train driver announcing the stops like he’s introducing the players at the darts, lovely stuff. “Aaaaaand…. LONDOOON LIVERPOOL STREEEET!” 000
Reposted by crispycrumb🕹️ Davey Sloan 👾 @sloanysoft.itch.io · 03/03/2026Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here. 620881
Reposted by crispycrumbIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Your poems are shit, and so are your stunts. You shout at hotels, you wife-beating cunts. 10658168
