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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 13h
Even the ladies?
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 15h
Roses are red Violets are blue
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s the actor Kevin Eldon!
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The absolute state of this
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw The Lemonheads last night, hands down one of the best gigs I’ve been to. Incredibly tight live, a lot heavier than you’d expect from the records, heartbreaking solo acoustic stuff plus Evan Dando is an amazing guitarist and also a very handsome man
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First time for me. Wasn’t expecting them to be *that* good
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Throw them far enough and it won’t matter
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I’m afraid we’ve run out of [generic craft beer] branded glasses” Have you? I absolutely do not give a flying fuck what sort of glass it’s in, just hurry up and give it to me because I am thirsty
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Shattered Sea trilogy by Joe Abercrombie And everything else by Joe Abercrombie
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure I’m a fan of Blyton’s new direction
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red I got you fam
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David Lewis @davidclewis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Classic FM has gone a bit bawdy recently
Aled Jones on Classic FM saying: We’re giving youAled Jones on Classic FM saying: double entriesAled Jones on Classic FM saying: with a hugeAled Jones on Classic FM pulling a peculiar expression
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday Night Like
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can find them at Hemsby Beach in Norfolk too. If you want to. Not sure I’d recommend it.
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m not saying that Slaine should be @manmademoon.bsky.social ‘s next project but I’m not not saying it either
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
ake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A man discusses retirement with several newly arrived strangers
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Thought the whole point was to *not* vote Reform 😡
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wait, what?
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Roses are red Oranges are juiced
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yes. A critical hit! 👏🏻
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What’s the collective noun for hard drives that need checking?
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If only Bonnie had been around to see it
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Roses are red Find mushrooms in a cave
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Stand aside, I have beer in the fridge and a Jason Statham joint to watch
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Downplay a book or film: The Lord Of The Ring
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It’s always the ones you most expect
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Roses are red Green, the asparagus
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
First goddamn week of winter
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Absolutely criminal that it’s not equidistant between London and Norwich
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The film isn’t great but the OST is AMAZING PS: this was excellent
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@punpages.com
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hydration break
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Watch us wreck the Mike Watch us wreck the Mike Watch us wreck the Mike
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Tell that to the Kaiser Chiefs mate
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tremendous effort
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hope he’s ok.
Newspaper headline (Barry and District News):
World’s heaviest cucumber in Barry - picture.
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone.
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Lizards?
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Enid Blyton really scraping the bottom of the barrel here
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
44 obvs. Fuck you, I’m not interested in maths right now
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I first started being interested in football when I decided in 1981 that I’d support Villa, and they won the league. The following year they won the European Cup so my expectations were high. Reality, less so. Still! Only 45 years waiting for another European trophy UTV!
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
“Just packing for racist Glastonbury babe, do you know where I put my sword?”
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Prosecco Kemp #celebritywine
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Rallen @rallen78.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The perfect metaphor for Trump’s America doesn’t exi_
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crispycrumb @crispycrumb.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
😙👌🏻
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