Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 6hWait. Jude Bellingham has played for England 60 times and he’s only 23 years old? 60? That’s insane Jeremy, etc. 110
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 10hNailed all three interviews lads. Next stage for each of them. Might even get an immediate offer from one of them. Positive day. Two pints for me whilst family are out. 🍺 340
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 21hGot three interviews with different companies today lads. Christ I hope I get back to work soon. Never thought I’d write that to be fair. 3110
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think it’s fair to say that France’s subs have done quite well tonight… 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just been to see Avengers Endgame Encore. Was promised it’d be a new version with extra scenes ahead of Doomsday. It’s not. It’s the same film with a couple of pointless end credits scenes. 🤣 100
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Brother in law is in Barcelona ahead of an Iron Man he has been training for for six months. It’s cost him around £3k in flights, accommodation and entry fees. The race is tomorrow. It’s literally just been cancelled due to bad weather. What’s Spanish for “oof!”? 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just watching the Man U v RS women’s game. Being held at Leigh stadium, during an international break at lunchtime. Barely half full. Simone has done a really poor job of advertising that. 200
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Made daughter listen to Park Drive this morning to understand what “indie poo” or “britpoo” sounds like. It was quite good to be honest. An Oasis rip off, but a proper mid 90s rip off. 100
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What’s going on with that Farage investigation? He’s gone very quiet… 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Really pleased with my first week at “Extreme Stag Do Inc” etc etc. 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saw that film The End Of Oak Street tonight. Not laughed like that in ages. Terrible, terrible film but funny in a probable unintentional way. Oh, and Anne Hathaway. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got two oasis tickets for the Saturday 12th June. Think I got pretty lucky. £200 each (I know) but every other ticket seemed to be at least £450 each as a hotel package… 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fella who I know who is on every benefit going yet spends shedloads of cash on vehicles, presents for his family etc despite having a low paid job, wife who doesn’t work (anxiety apparently) and four kids has just bought his 17 year old a new car. What’s the point of working? 200
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Survived three days and nights of heavily drinking in Ljubljana lads. I’m going to really regret this. My guts hate me already. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Serious question. Why don’t they automate VAR using AI? Half the problem is that the officials don’t seem to know the rules or apply them correctly? Have AI advise and an official simply check it (in case they accidentally give a decision against the “big 6”). 500
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So Man United are on ITV, Sky Sports Main Event, Sky Sports Football and Sky Sports Premier League. Sounds fair. Good on them. They could do with some media coverage. 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m hate-watching Ted Lasso again. It’s so bad. So, so bad. Tracy Ullmann is terrible. Possibly not her fault - the writing is sooooooo bad. 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyone been to Ljubljana? Any recommendations? Pubs obviously and otherwise. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Had an interview today. Everything the fella said to me in response to my answers felt like it was leading to me not getting any further. “So, obviously I’m inviting you to a final panel presentation with the CEO…” What? 150
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watching Ferris Bueller with daughter who has never seen it. Stands up pretty well for a 40 year old film. Who was it that wrote a sequel on WSAG about a grown Ferris skiving from work? 100
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Sky sports when Man Utd are playing is basically MUTV isn’t it? Neville just can’t be neutral. Dreadful stuff. 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Brennan Johnson defo has something no one Moyes. Not good this. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sake Moyes. We all know the changes that need to be made. Get on with it. 030
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Jeff Goldblum on telly there. One of those people who everyone says is cool but can’t explain to me why. 100
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m going to see that oasis film tomorrow at noon. Largely as it is a free ticket and I’ve nothing else to do. Go on, judge me. 110
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In terms of footballing club ratings, i wonder where Sabah ranks? 320
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You’re all saying good things about the RNLI but did I tell you about the time they ceased a large data platform project and took it in-house? Bastards! 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Eric Idle (yes, the actual one) has just reposted my champions league post. Blimey. I adore Eric Idle… 230
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Absolutely no interest in the champions league. Used to not mind it. It’s all utterly pointless until the quarter finals now. And the “big games” happen so frequently now that they’re not interesting. 091
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Loving the fact that women were asked to hide so that an organisation called BAPS wouldn’t get offended by seeing them. Investigation launched after female Eiffel Tower staff 'hidden from Hindu delegation' news.sky.com/share/13583042news.sky.comInvestigation launched after female Eiffel Tower staff 'hidden from Hindu delegation'The monument was closed late on Monday as workers held a meeting over the incident, which has also drawn criticism from French politicians, but reopened on Tuesday. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Watching The Gentlement series 2. The girl who was in Skins is one of the most awkward actors I’ve ever seen. I don’t think it’s her fault but the script makes her performance utterly unconvincing. Was the same in Skins at times too. 200
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The last few episodes of Four In A Bed really is exquisite television. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Just seen about twenty minutes of the new series of the Grand Tour just to see what it’s like. Dear god. Off. So bad. 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My nephew sent me his predictions for yesterday (he’s a Chelsea fan). I don’t want to think about telling him what the odds might’ve been… 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Read some comments on Facebook about these boats in Portsmouth. A lot of anti-RNLI stuff on there including people suggesting that they should “get at the lifeboats”. Something pretty bad is going to happen isn’t it? 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If we could cross the ball we might be dangerous.. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026So are people actually buying food and drink in the ground? Any fights? 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Spurs haven’t scored a goal yet in the premier league this year? Haha I bet the next club they play are rubbing their hands and… and… oh… 330
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Saw another episode of Ted Lasso this morning cos I was bored. They recreated the Delia Smith “where are you” rant to their fans. So bad. Embarrassing. 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Jermaine Defoe always looks quite decent at Soccer Aid you know?…static.klipy.comClutching At Straws Bob'S BurgersALT: Clutching At Straws Bob'S Burgers 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I was bored and watched a few episodes of the latest series of Ted Lasso. Don’t think I’ve ever seen such poor, lazy writing on any show ever. They really are dependant on loyal fans aren’t they? 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Was Balogun the cat that Trump pardoned at the World Cup or something? If so I’m all in. “Call Donald Trump again Moyes la” every time VAR goes against us. 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Eagles Oasis Prodigy The Killers Garbage Terrorvision The Seahorses Tori Amos The Proclaimers The Cheeky Girls 000
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just told the wife that my fpl captain has scored a hat trick and she told me she doesn’t care and now I don’t know what to think… 010
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Quick reminder that it could be worse. Villa are in the CL and are having to sell half their squad… 020
Snorklehorse @snorklehorse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Pulp were pretty good last night but the setlist was a bit odd at times. Missed a few big songs off so they could play rare/new stuff. Shame. 110