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@crisppratt.bsky.social
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28, He/Him. Probably gay, just a silly guy BOTS BE GONE

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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like its an okay movie nowadays, but i was obsessed with this particular scene
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Signs Movie Alien Running Scene
ALT: Signs Movie Alien Running Scene
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Robogineer @robogineer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CRUMBUMS DNI #deadlock
rat king deadlock introducing you to his rat
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🌑 @fell.energy · 03/10/2026
an instagram post by @aauriettv of herself as northernlion hitting a cunty pose. caption: fuck it. northernlion for halloween
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Silver @silverguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Big Rat and tiny rat!! 🐀 #deadlock
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomorrow 🐺🌕
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
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ChloesImagination⭐️ @chloesimagination.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryan and Leon if they met in the resident evil movie..
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Am I the only person who does any critical thinking in my workplace anymore, I swear im surrounded by some of the most dimwitted people imaginable
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
consider this
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thinking about how accidentally calling samus "metroid" isn't uh. that far off anymore actually
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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Eli ☆ @waldprinz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Wolf) Link to cope with no Twilight Princess news
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lady Knight Asuka Lineart:
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Derek Van Dyke @derekvandyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Metroid Ravenous logo except it says "I'll suck you in an interesting and peculiar way"
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tbh ive always hated ed sheerans face, now i have a valid reason for it
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Fungus @fungusfriend.neocities.org · 13/09/2026
Don’t Give Up
A mixed media artwork (needle felted wool, acrylic, gouache, handmade kozo, copper clad FR4 panel, artists urine) on a 9x12 inch piece of upholstery foam.

A quilt-like pattern of needle felted squares frame a paper wrapped copper panel. Arms and a head with a round snout and long floppy ears emerge from the quilt to hug the panel. The panel has a drawing of a sad creature uncomfortably curled up tightly in the panel too small for its own size. The creature looks up at the quilt that is embracing it.

Made for Anthros
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck this summer heat, Im so sick of it
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✦ Adam ✦ @wanderingwastes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Despite getting denied by insurance I'm going through with my top surgery. Now, absolutely hate even asking but if anyone would like to donate you're welcome to! Anything helps but it's absolutely not required I feel horrible even asking $WanderingWastelands ko-fi.com/wanderingwas...
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Still think its bullshit, and obvious government favoritism that THIS website constantly asks for age verification, meanwhile the other one doesnt even bother to ask
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Vicas @vicas3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can't believe this was originally made for the wrong game
Samus Aran psychically eating pizza
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Calli Giovanini COMMS CLOSED @calligiovanini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bird of Prey (Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
Digital painting portraying the Nintendo character Samus Aran, from the Metroid series, as a ravenous creature on top of a totem. 
Samus, a woman wearing a full futuristic space suit with giant round shoulders and an arm canom, crouches on top of a totem while holding a pink flame with a off-putting bird claw shaped hand. Her arm canom on the other hand oozes a yellow substance. She looks at the camera like she has just noticed us.
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
[metroid] hungry gal lifehacks
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 09/09/2026
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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus Metroid my beloved
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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sebmal @mrdo.pro · 08/09/2026
my miserable fucking sopping wet elf scrounging for the quarter i flipped into the mall water fountain
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𝕞𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕤 🥀 The Big Cheese @uhmcheesedtomeetyou.com · 08/09/2026
what my fridge sees when I'm about to go for my 3rd snack of the day
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Viridian: Cinderella Green @viridianjcm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No offense, but we should bottle up all Marathon enjoyers in a jar, and then pickle them for 10 years.
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Totem(兔腾) @totemyang.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
呆傻的孩子
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dude just dont zerk it anymore, and thats the problem with society
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 30/08/2026
reminder that its ok if you've never finished the game. that just means the people that did are better than you
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Science shows us what these great actors might look like in 100 years 😮
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ROWAN @rowanclair.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Happy 13th anniversary to Final Fantasy XIV! This is just a handful of the pieces of art I made inspired by the game over the years, from 2019-2023, as many as I could fit in a post on here. You can see the progress I made in that time!
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The Cactaceae @thecactaceae.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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CJ @crisppratt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thankfully the PC port of FFX has autosave, because this game has already crashed on me twice, and bugged out the CGI cutscenes to a green screen on several occasions
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🩸🦇Spooxie🦇🩸 @spixiedust5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ME WHEN IM DOOPID
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Ⅳ Benjamin Art | Slots Open! @ivbenjamin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Whipped up that Cap America skin for 4th of July! ⭐ Full piece here : patreon.com/ivbenjaminart #IVBenjaminArt #MarvelRivals #CaptainAmerica
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jenny >:) @miinipah.net · 22/08/2026
remembered you can add text to screenshots on Switch
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Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Softball Jax ⚾🧢
Jax dressed in a big tops baseball uniform and batter's gloves holding a baseball bat with stickers on it ready to play softball! the image is mostly blue and purple tones
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