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Crisis Management

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Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves. We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
RELEASE the ANGINE DE POITRINE!!!! #Eurovision #ElbowsUp #CrisisManaged
ctvnews.ca
Canada now eligible to take part in Eurovision song contest
Canada is cleared to participate in the Eurovision song contest after CBC/Radio-Canada became a full member of the European Broadcasting Union on Thursday.
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What you see: "52% back impeachment" What the rest of the world sees: "40% oppose" As if MAGA weren't irreversibly destroying American influence, prosperity, security, health. While lining its pockets with its citizen's wealth No real push back, no strike Hardly bothered, barely in the fight
Background shows a Newsweek article from April 8th 2026 stating that "Donald Trump Impeachment Backed by Most Americans: Poll"

"Fifty-two percent of registered voters back impeachment compared to 40 percent opposed".

Overlaid is a screenshot of the Youtube title card "NASA's Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast)" with 288k people giving it a thumbs up and 57 people giving it a thumbs down. 

In bold letters, the Bully Pulpit states: 

"JUST SO YOU KNOW. 'THIS' SHOULD BE THE RATIO".
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sounds about right. That Trump/MAGA should be polling anything above 5% at this point is mind blowing to me. You couldn't install a better saboteur of American supremacy if you tried. If these clowns weren't as utterly inept as they are evil, they'd have been removed by now. Joke's on us.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No one will buy in, but it doesn't matter. You'll have left the party long before the bill comes due. The devastation will only bankrupt the generations that come after you. #CrisisManaged #Trump #Iran #TACO #Climate #Collapse Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; those we deserve.
A picture of rudimentary, ancient caves in a deserted mountainside. 

Caption reads: 

"Business idea: 
Spend billions making random useless holes in a deserted mountainside. To profit? You call it: TRUMP CAVES."

@crisismgmt.bsky.social

Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; solutions we deserve.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We were doomed long before ChatGPT.
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Of course this got me blocked. The American "resistance" is weekend cosplay. PEOPLE ARE DYING. All over the world. YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE IS ON FIRE. "But my health insurance!" "But my job!" "But the mean fat (incompetent) ICE agents!" FIGHT. BACK. Grow a spine. Grow a fucking conscience FFS
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
THIS ↑ Also: employers are suffering too. This ain't "us v them"; the only "them" are the nihilistic sociopaths driving civilization off a cliff. But where coordination is needed, excuses are found. "We the people of the richest country on earth can't afford to". Not powerless; unwilling.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
#Trump #Mueller
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COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Caught my cat being cute, then spotted the reflection of where I've spent the last 1277 days—so I made a thing. #LongCOVID un-awareness hurts. It invalidates an already unbearable reality. COVID is 'no longer a threat', see. So surely, none of this must be happening to me.
A cat peaks over from the back of a flat-screen TV. The TV is off and in it you can see the reflection of a sofa with a blanket and pillows on it. It has clearly been occupied recently. 

In small print, next to the cat, are the scribbled words "I see you". 

The poster's caption reads: 

"It doesn't just cripple you
It makes you disappear

You go from running marathons to barely able to run errands. We don't know why it happens, only that it does. Suddenly, you can't work, parent, or play. But the world's moved on, as if it weren't even a thing. Research goes underfunded, prevention's the butt of jokes. Welcome to Long COVID - The disease that disables hope.


COVID Chronicles, day 1277
@covidchronicles.bsky.social

#LongCOVID #LongCOVIDawareness #COVIDcaution #MECFS #ChronicIllness #SARSCoV2 #COVID #CleanAir #MaskUp #MedSky
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"You go from running marathons to barely able to run errands…Suddenly, you can't work, parent, or play. But the world's moved on, as if it weren't even a thing. Research goes underfunded, prevention's the butt of jokes. Welcome to Long COVID — The disease that disables hope." #MedSky #ChronicIllness
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COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Brian Sutterer MD calling out the Golden State Warriors and Kristaps Porzingis for not being upfront about his "mysterious illness" made my year. Cause ALL of us who've been kneecapped by Long COVID know it when we see it. Society pretending this ain't a thing doesn't make it so. #NBA #POTS #Medsky
youtu.be
The Warriors Have a Huge Problem with Kristaps Porzingis - Doctor Explains Illness
YouTube video by Brian Sutterer MD
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"I already know that the overwhelming majority of the Jewish public in Israel not only does not mourn but openly rejoices at every Palestinian death, under any circumstances. But I did not imagine that similar bloodlust would accompany the bombing to death of little girls in school uniforms…" #Iran
972mag.com
We are at war, therefore we are
Months after proclaiming a 'historic victory,' Israel embarks on another offensive against Iran — and the ritual erasure of political dissent begins anew.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not to mention the #ClimateCrisis U-S-A!!! WOOHOO!
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos. "You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍 #ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year? Capital Economics called it in 2024. Just one thing left to do now: Make it so.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
To those who say: "I'm still on X because they are on X" A quick reminder: People are still on X because you are on X. #BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"De better way" by de Adder
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns. Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
AMERICA, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. #TheWayOfTheSandal #ICE #DHS #Fascism #NoKings #Antifa #LetsGoAuntie
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections. But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This got me blocked… Wow. American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives. And then they wonder why things are the way they are. #ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis took offense to my qualifying her rant as perhaps missing the target. Then blocked me.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is going to age well. I can already tell. #Montréal #EnsembleMontréal #PolQc
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops. #WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also: #GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings #ElbowsUp
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating. Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli) #MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers (We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that). In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/10/2025
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
thebeaverton.com
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
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Kevin KAL Kallaugher- Editorial cartoonist @kaltoons.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Here's my latest from The Economist. You can learn more about it here: Kaltoons.substack.com #middleeast #peace #Dove #Israel #palestine #cartoon #satire
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
It's not supposed to help. None of it was ever supposed to help. Calling them out on their hypocrisy does not work, has not worked, WILL NOT WORK. You need to start treating this for what it is: a coup. A dismantling of the commons for the benefit of a kleptocratic few. FIGHT BACK—FFS. #ElbowsUP
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The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Pinheads to the left of me, sadists to the right Here I am—stuck in the middle with you [Arguing with misinformed idiots is all the more exhausting when they're supposed to be allies—when they should know better—and persist in their wrongheadedness. Humanity's in trouble, folks. Deep, dark trouble]
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
second floor
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
“Hidalgo spearheaded legislation that constrains her eventual successor from reversing her policies & long-term goals, such as the creation of 55 acres of new green areas by 2040, and requiring at least 65% of any site bigger than 150sq.m remains soil or plants, with no building or paving allowed.”
politico.eu
Seine swimming pool opening gives Paris mayor another jewel in her green crown
Making the famed river swimmable is one of the final big projects Anne Hidalgo will inaugurate before she leaves office next year.
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe. OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK" [May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.] #CrisisManaged
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This strip is quite the feet
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel’s return
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Great, now Australia’s gonna have a bunch of sex-crazed, autistic koalas. [Note to the US government and MAGA writ large: no, they won’t. Not how ANY of this works]
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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Y'all are trippin'. Establishment Dems are right: You do what the other guys did—copy-paste Because it brought them to power & THAT's the whole point! Only then do you push policies that might save us from imminent collapse…but only if it doesn't mess with your 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 power #CrisisManaged
businessinsider.com
Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021
The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.
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DrMacLeodCartoons @macltoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Tennessee Brando @tnbrando.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So now MAGA is saying that Tyler Robinson was friends with a trans person. Donald Trump was friends for 15 years with a child sex trafficker and they didn’t bat an eye.
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Tennessee Brando @tnbrando.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The only thing Charlie Kirk had in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them.
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Being Liberal ®🗽🏳️‍🌈 @beingliberal.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Current mood... 🤷 One of The Oatmeal comics that were rejected by the New Yorker.
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