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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

No one will buy in, but it doesn't matter. You'll have left the party long before the bill comes due. The devastation will only bankrupt the generations that come after you. #CrisisManaged #Trump #Iran #TACO #Climate #Collapse Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; those we deserve.

A picture of rudimentary, ancient caves in a deserted mountainside.

Caption reads:

"Business idea:
Spend billions making random useless holes in a deserted mountainside. To profit? You call it: TRUMP CAVES."

@crisismgmt.bsky.social

Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; solutions we deserve.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

We were doomed long before ChatGPT.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos. "You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍 #ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year? Capital Economics called it in 2024. Just one thing left to do now: Make it so.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating. Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli) #MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers (We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that). In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

This needs to happen every evening at 8pm, everywhere. Otherwise it's nothing but virtue-signaling cosplay. There are ways to do this. If the previous #NoKings days have shown us anything, it's that this ain't it.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

LOL no one's "unblocking" you, you narcissistic hack. You just automated it because you're big angwy that actual researchers who publish hard science don't listen to your cherry-picked undergrad ramblings—you illiterate—try spellcheck, you sound retarded—Charlie Kirk wannabe. OH NO DON'T BLOCK ME 😂

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Weekend activity: infiltrating conspiracy theory groups to make them stupider. "I keep trying to get autism the the vaccines DON'T WORK" [May #Tylenol cure this intractable political #Headache.] #CrisisManaged

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Road reflector manufacturing plant?

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

One of you knows what they are talking about, one of you does not. Choosing the high road only works when the social contract is not being torn to shreds by malevolent agents of disinformation of which Charlie Kirk was one.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Because they make people who've never taken the time to talk to them uncomfortable. Source: I was uncomfortable, initially. Being trans wouldn't be my first choice. (But that's the thing: it wouldn't be ANYONE's first choice. BECAUSE IT ISN'T A CHOICE).

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Petition to have Arizona's motto changed to "America's New Zealand". #CrisisManaged

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Correction: There are now fifty 𝘰𝘯𝘦 ways to leave your lover, per @mygumsarebleeding.bsky.social #CrisisManaged

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

You break it, you pay for it. (We all do. But that includes you.) #CrisisManaged #MAGA #Collapse

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Fuck this shit. Burn it all down. Nature: "On it"

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Define MAGA in five emojis or less.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Or let's just dispense with numbers altogether and go with qualifiers instead: (We've reached extinction-level heat. Well done, everyone! Well done.)

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

The Toronto City Council named a park after a furiously NIMBY Councillor yesterday. So the 𝘛𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘍𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘚𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺—"𝘚𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 '𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘰'"—helpfully made a heritage plaque to add context. 𝘍𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘹𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘓𝘛. #Madlad #CdnPoli #OnPoli #TOPoli #Toronto #CrisisManaged

THE HOUSING CRISIS AND ITS ARCHITECTS

In 2025, the average Toronto home costs nearly $1.2 million - while the average household earns just $84,000 a year. In 20 years, the price-to-income ratio has more than doubled, pushing home ownership out of reach for an entire generation.

This did not happen by accident. It is the result of policies enacted by Toronto Council that crippled our city’s growth.

Political cowardice - Keeping property taxes low for those comfortably housed and shifting the burden onto new buyers through skyrocketing development charges.

Surrendering to NIMBYs - A handful of vocal homeowners - armed with time and privilege - dictate policy for millions. Density? Affordable housing? Sixplexes? Not in their backyard. Council obliges.

Lack of leadership - Terrified of being held accountable, councillors hide behind endless studies and reports, kicking the can down the road. Meanwhile, prices soar and young families leave.

In March 2025, Council voted to raise their own salaries to $170,588, insulating themselves from the affordability crisis of their own making.

They also voted to name this park after one of their own, a fiercely anti-development councillor who was the embodiment of Council’s worst impulses. During her long tenure, she delayed construction projects, disparaged pro-housing advocates during public consultations, and blocked every attempt to build a more inclusive city.

By memorializing her, the Council has once again sent out a clear message - this is a city for wealthy property owners, and anyone else can pitch a tent. Just not here - they made that illegal as well.

Erected by Toronto Future Heritage Society - Saving us from those who are “saving Toronto”

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Pat Bagley—The Salt Lake Tribune

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

"Throughout history, the dunce cap has remained an enduring symbol of foolishness and stupidity. Often associated with misbehaving schoolchildren, this hat adorned with a large, cone-shaped cap has long been ingrained in popular culture." You don't say... #G7 #Dunce #TACO #TanTrump #CdnPoli

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

DO NOT BITE, by @katswenski.bsky.social. So long as laws keep being broken with impunity, the brutalization will only get worse. Commenting on it—marching against it—will not sway a regime that has a rabid base & no shame. It must be peaceful-but-forceful flash mobs against ICE raids, or bust.

First box: A deer sees a hyena attacking a turtle, next to a sign saying "DO NOT BITE!" with a picture of said turtle. The deer says: "Hey, you're not allowed to do that."

Second box: A second deer joined the first. The first says: "They're not allowed to do that, right?" and the second responds "Yeah, pretty sure that's illegal". A second hyena has also joined the first and are both biting the helpless turtle.

Third box: The second hyena is tugging the "DO NOT BITE" sign out of the ground, while the first is removing the hapless turtle's shell while looking at a second, much smaller turtle holding up a tiny "STOP" sign while sporting a police cap on its back. In the background, three more deer are poking their heads to see what's up. Deer no.1 says: "That's it, I'm calling the authority!" Deer no.2 yells out, towards the hyenas: "HEY, STOP DOING THAT. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT!"

Fourth box: The 2nd hyena is now wearing the turtles shell and beating it with the "DO NOT BITE" sign, while the 1st hyena, now wearing the mini-turtle's police cap, has just punted said mini-police-turtle far into the distance. In the back, there is now a rather large assembly of deer, murmuring their discontent. "Huh", says one. "Welp" says another. "Nothing to do about it, I suppose" says a third. Meanwhile, Deer no.1 is making the call "Yes hello, authority? Tell them they can't do that!" as Deer no.2 stares blankly at the hyenas, saying "How are they still just DOING it? Don't they know they're not allowed?"

DO NOT BITE. By KatRaccoon Comics. katraccoon.com

Collated into one panel (out of four) and colour-graded to increase legibility by @crisismgmt.bsky.social

The moral of the story? Laws without consequences are worthless—so long as this regime keeps brutalizing Americans with impunity, it will only get worse. Commenting disapproval is no longer enough. More has to be done—such as the peaceful but forceful flash-mobs against ICE operations we've started to see. #ElbowsUp

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

"Is that for here or to go?" I'd really like that TACO to go. "Sir, this is a Wendy's" I know, my friend. I know. #TakeOut #Trump #CrisisManaged

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

In case any MAGA supporters were wondering what this move by Trump looks like to the rest of the planet: #LA #ICE #NationalGuard #Authoritarianism #Illegality

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Babe, wake up! I've found a safe way to avoid respiratory pathogens in the USA: Join ICE. #CrisisManaged

Drake Meme. Top half shows Drake shunning "MASKING TO AVOID LONG-COVID", bottom half shows Drake embracing "MASKING TO KIDNAP BROWN PEOPLE". #LA #NationalGuard #Pride #ICE

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

The last time Canadians went to DC uninvited things got toasty. I'm in.

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Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Saw Seattle in The Last Of Us 2! Does look very nice. A lot of greenery.

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