Sign in

Crisis Management

@crisismgmt.bsky.social
138 followers 78 following 647 posts

Helping the Titanic rearrange its deckchairs since 2025. Not the solutions the world needs; those the world deserves. We take ugly tweets & memes & themes and try to make 'em purrdy. We also refer to ourselves in the third person plural—for credibility.

PostsRepliesMedia
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
RELEASE the ANGINE DE POITRINE!!!! #Eurovision #ElbowsUp #CrisisManaged
ctvnews.ca
Canada now eligible to take part in Eurovision song contest
Canada is cleared to participate in the Eurovision song contest after CBC/Radio-Canada became a full member of the European Broadcasting Union on Thursday.
052
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
What you see: "52% back impeachment" What the rest of the world sees: "40% oppose" As if MAGA weren't irreversibly destroying American influence, prosperity, security, health. While lining its pockets with its citizen's wealth No real push back, no strike Hardly bothered, barely in the fight
Background shows a Newsweek article from April 8th 2026 stating that "Donald Trump Impeachment Backed by Most Americans: Poll"

"Fifty-two percent of registered voters back impeachment compared to 40 percent opposed".

Overlaid is a screenshot of the Youtube title card "NASA's Artemis II Crew Comes Home (Official Broadcast)" with 288k people giving it a thumbs up and 57 people giving it a thumbs down. 

In bold letters, the Bully Pulpit states: 

"JUST SO YOU KNOW. 'THIS' SHOULD BE THE RATIO".
1103
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Sounds about right. That Trump/MAGA should be polling anything above 5% at this point is mind blowing to me. You couldn't install a better saboteur of American supremacy if you tried. If these clowns weren't as utterly inept as they are evil, they'd have been removed by now. Joke's on us.
052
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
No one will buy in, but it doesn't matter. You'll have left the party long before the bill comes due. The devastation will only bankrupt the generations that come after you. #CrisisManaged #Trump #Iran #TACO #Climate #Collapse Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; those we deserve.
A picture of rudimentary, ancient caves in a deserted mountainside. 

Caption reads: 

"Business idea: 
Spend billions making random useless holes in a deserted mountainside. To profit? You call it: TRUMP CAVES."

@crisismgmt.bsky.social

Crisis Management: Not the solutions we need; solutions we deserve.
062
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We were doomed long before ChatGPT.
010
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Of course this got me blocked. The American "resistance" is weekend cosplay. PEOPLE ARE DYING. All over the world. YOUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE IS ON FIRE. "But my health insurance!" "But my job!" "But the mean fat (incompetent) ICE agents!" FIGHT. BACK. Grow a spine. Grow a fucking conscience FFS
142
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
THIS ↑ Also: employers are suffering too. This ain't "us v them"; the only "them" are the nihilistic sociopaths driving civilization off a cliff. But where coordination is needed, excuses are found. "We the people of the richest country on earth can't afford to". Not powerless; unwilling.
035
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
#Trump #Mueller
020
Reposted by Crisis Management
COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Caught my cat being cute, then spotted the reflection of where I've spent the last 1277 days—so I made a thing. #LongCOVID un-awareness hurts. It invalidates an already unbearable reality. COVID is 'no longer a threat', see. So surely, none of this must be happening to me.
A cat peaks over from the back of a flat-screen TV. The TV is off and in it you can see the reflection of a sofa with a blanket and pillows on it. It has clearly been occupied recently. 

In small print, next to the cat, are the scribbled words "I see you". 

The poster's caption reads: 

"It doesn't just cripple you
It makes you disappear

You go from running marathons to barely able to run errands. We don't know why it happens, only that it does. Suddenly, you can't work, parent, or play. But the world's moved on, as if it weren't even a thing. Research goes underfunded, prevention's the butt of jokes. Welcome to Long COVID - The disease that disables hope.


COVID Chronicles, day 1277
@covidchronicles.bsky.social

#LongCOVID #LongCOVIDawareness #COVIDcaution #MECFS #ChronicIllness #SARSCoV2 #COVID #CleanAir #MaskUp #MedSky
23715
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"You go from running marathons to barely able to run errands…Suddenly, you can't work, parent, or play. But the world's moved on, as if it weren't even a thing. Research goes underfunded, prevention's the butt of jokes. Welcome to Long COVID — The disease that disables hope." #MedSky #ChronicIllness
0126
Reposted by Crisis Management
COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Brian Sutterer MD calling out the Golden State Warriors and Kristaps Porzingis for not being upfront about his "mysterious illness" made my year. Cause ALL of us who've been kneecapped by Long COVID know it when we see it. Society pretending this ain't a thing doesn't make it so. #NBA #POTS #Medsky
youtu.be
The Warriors Have a Huge Problem with Kristaps Porzingis - Doctor Explains Illness
YouTube video by Brian Sutterer MD
0146
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
"I already know that the overwhelming majority of the Jewish public in Israel not only does not mourn but openly rejoices at every Palestinian death, under any circumstances. But I did not imagine that similar bloodlust would accompany the bombing to death of little girls in school uniforms…" #Iran
972mag.com
We are at war, therefore we are
Months after proclaiming a 'historic victory,' Israel embarks on another offensive against Iran — and the ritual erasure of political dissent begins anew.
011
Reposted by Crisis Management
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not to mention the #ClimateCrisis U-S-A!!! WOOHOO!
021
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Not to mention the #ClimateCrisis U-S-A!!! WOOHOO!
021
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Newly released footage of Canadian PM Mark Carney's thought process leading up to his landmark speech in Davos. "You get a new third thing, bitch. A new THIRD thing. It ain't GOING your way." 💪🖕👍 #ElbowsUp #CdnPoli #CrisisManaged
062
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Need a reason to rejoice about the coming of the new year? Capital Economics called it in 2024. Just one thing left to do now: Make it so.
021
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
😑
041
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
021
Reposted by Crisis Management
COVID Chronicles @covidchronicles.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
To those who say: "I'm still on X because they are on X" A quick reminder: People are still on X because you are on X. #BeTheChange you want to see in the world. The change we desperately need. Please pass it along to your twitter feed.
074
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
020
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
"De better way" by de Adder
032
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This is everything. As we all continue to cower behind our own self-interest, the world burns. Problem being, none of us will not be spared by any of it.
061
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
JFC. It IS an obvious typo, because the sentence makes no sense with the current parenthesis placement. In an otherwise IMPECCABLE piece. Also, "long tradition of correcting women"?!? Why not make it about race too? Why stop there? I thought we were fighting for the truth—WTF is happening?
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
AMERICA, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. #TheWayOfTheSandal #ICE #DHS #Fascism #NoKings #Antifa #LetsGoAuntie
023
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What was actually said is that progressives throughout the world DO see the US as a cautionary tale. It's why Poilievre didn't win the Canadian elections. But that was too hard a pill to swallow, evidently. When your first reflex is to block allies who politely disagree, you're part of the problem.
041
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This got me blocked… Wow. American patriotism really is deeply ingrained. To the point of being a cult-like psychosis—even amongst some of its so-called progressives. And then they wonder why things are the way they are. #ElbowsUp, Canada. With allies like these, who needs enemies.
Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis took offense to my qualifying her rant as perhaps missing the target. Then blocked me.
383
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
040
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
This is going to age well. I can already tell. #Montréal #EnsembleMontréal #PolQc
071
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
020
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
084
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
0166
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Bully Pulpit 🇨🇦 @thebullypulpit.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Behold, THIS is how you motivate your troops. #WorldSeries #MLB #GoJays but also: #GeneralStrike #Antifa #NoKings #ElbowsUp
032
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Watching the World Series, one thing is clear: North American pro sports REALLY need to up their chanting game. It's not just pathetic, it's downright irritating. Meanwhile, in Hamburg… (FC St. Pauli) #MLB #NBA #NHL #NFL #MLS #BlueJays #Dodgers (We need to up our window soundproofing too 😳)
070
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Drones returning to their launchpad after a show in China. Now imaging scaling these up and weaponizing them. (Because I'm sure the military has thought of that). In the future, this is what the blitz will sound like. And it is terrifying.
000
Reposted by Crisis Management
The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/10/2025
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
thebeaverton.com
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
6627155
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
000
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oh, I know alright. My first thought was devastation. Immediately followed by anger. #Kramnik, you narcissistic piece of shit. "What did I do?" Bullied someone who'd grown up looking up to you. Made baseless accusations that haunted this tender soul for over a year. I grieve. I rage.
130
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
He did more than that for me: his wit, brilliance and humility consistently restored my faith in humanity. He was what we need more of in the world. Desperately.
110
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Personalities die. People cry. But this hits differently because this wasn't just a personality. This was the type of human being the world has grown dangerously short of. Deeply empathetic. Incomparably brilliant. And humble. To a fault. I'm not sad. I'm angry.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Same. My first thought was devastation. My second was rage. Kramnik — You fucking psychopathic narcissistic monster. I haven't even been following chess these past two years. But the mark Danya left on me is indelible. This hurts more than it should. Or perhaps just as much.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Deeply missed.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I had the same reaction. The wrong people are dying.
020
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"Chess streamer" almost sounds beneath him, even though that was his true gift. His wit, his generosity. He wasn't light entertainment. He was light. Full stop.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The best of us. Too good for this world.
020
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
He was too good for this world.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
He was quite literally the best. A joy to listen to, to watch, to learn from.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Before raising my glass, I'm hocking up all the phlegm I can muster and spitting on the thought of Kramnik's baseless accusations against Danya. The wrong people are dying. RIP, Daniel. You will be missed.
010
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Same. He was one of one. Not just gifted—generous with his gift.
000
Crisis Management @crisismgmt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Same. And may Kramnik rot for how he bullied this undeserving legend.
020