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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i said this on twt years back but i'm reiterating it here . if i am ever killed under suspicious circumstances and a true crime podcaster cuts themself off to talk abt some fuckass mobile game sponsor, i will revise my lifelong lack of belief in ghosts just to come back n haunt them

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Jill Hayward @frdragonspouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

On the other hand, it does give me the opportunity to give them a bit of a signal boost. If anyone feels inclined, they are on easyfundraising.org.uk - York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club. Lovely folks who deserve better treatment than this.

easyfundraising.org.uk

You spend, brands donate to York Sharks Wheelchair Basketball Club.

Help us when you shop with 7,000+ brands. Join now.

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

huge news for all the flagshaggers and roundabout painters: england flag bunting in b&m is down from £2 to 10p bc nocunt wants to buy it now football hasn't come home

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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 12/06/2026

If being trans and transitioning was bad then governments wouldn't have to go to extreme lengths to try and ban it

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Sophie🧑🏻‍🦽♾️🏳️‍🌈 @sophiemattholie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Not sure if sharing fundraising links is the done thing here, but my lovely friend Autumn is fundraising for a new wheelchair as theirs is unsafe and damaging their body - please donate/share ✨🧑‍🦽 www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/fundraiser...

crowdfunder.co.uk

Fundraiser for new, safe wheelchair

I'm Autumn and I'm fundraising for a new wheelchair. I am a disabled student about to begin my third year of university.

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Does anyone know if Andy Burnham likes cats?

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

really freaks me out that in some american accents 'don' and 'dawn' sound the same . that's just not right

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The Onion ass headline

Telegraph headline: sick of being dismissed as racist, Essex Man has turned to reform

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

this view cost 150 quid per person btw . and it would've been 262 per person to get tickets with a view of the stage . noah kahan ur on my shitlist actually

Picture of the view at AO Arena, Block 101 Q 4. The photo shows the crowd and a block of stage lights, with no visual of the stage or the artist. The poster has captioned it "Side view. Felt close to the stage. Couldn't see the screens but enjoyed a different view of a music gig."

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

proclaimers on da pre-quiz playlist . i knew i could trust the host of this pub quiz with my life

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

i've been tryna find a captioned stream of the pitt for Months for my hoh pal . it's now finally Finally available in the uk and the captions are completely out of sync . i Hate streaming services

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

whatever that fuckass gracie abrams one is . idk the name but i can tell you i despise it

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

she just failed to recognise this song in the pub quiz btw . fake fan

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

having a history of extremely concerning mental illness is so embarrassing

A screenshot from the Airbuds app, showing jay listening to 'final thoughts from inside the machine (demo)' by Brodie Milner. The screenshot is obscured by a flurry of reaction images, reading "THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP I PROMISE" in all caps.

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

itvx's live watching ui is not fit for purpose and it's currently at the top of my shitlist

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Deirdre O'Shaughnessy @deshocks.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Almost like there was a once in a lifetime pandemic involving a virus with lifelong consequences a few years ago or something

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

trying to decide whether to describe my diabolical first draft for this research proposal as 'word salad' or 'alphabet soup'

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

just over four weeks into this contemporary lit module and this is the second (possibly third?) time this lecturer has said a new global crisis has developed . life's so fun

Screenshot of an email reading "You'll know that one of the central framing ideas on the module is crisis, and since we last all met together we have seen yet another global crisis develop in the space of just a few days. How we might think of what we're doing in the light of a new war is something we can consider - I'm planning to mention it in the context of contemporary media during Thursday's lecture.

All the best to everyone,

Stuart"

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

i know "get off your high horse" is meant to be a bad thing but icl, i love my high horse. the view up here's lovely

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

For lent this year I'm giving up napping. I shall still be sleeping, kipping and snoozing though.

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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The people of Gorton & Denton are not wrong…

Nigel Farage called
'w*nker' in Gorton and Denton by-election visit
30TH JANUARY
GORTON AND DENTON BY-ELECTION
Reform UK party leader Nigel Farage (centre) with Matt Goodwin (left, the party's candidate for the Gorton and Denton by-election (Image: James Speakman)

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

something very humbling about answering the door in my snoopy pyjamas and several-days-unwashed hair to a green party doorknocker when my mother (usual door-answerer) is out . doorknocking for the greens

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

on today's episode of Fun Disabled Student Things: pulled an all-nighter in the 24-hour library. now sitting outside at 6:30am in the freezing cold & rain waiting for my flatmate to walk over from the other side of campus bc the step-free access route isn't open outside of teaching hours 🤩

A young white man bundled up in a fluffy jacket, knitted hat, and fingerless gloves. He is giving a weak thumbs up. The fluffy jacket is pulled up over the bottom half of his face.

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1775

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

there really is no better example of awards season being bullshit than fuckin F1: The Movie somehow getting a best picture nomination 😭

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

ao3 is down for maintenance for the majority of today which is honestly probably a good thing bc it removes one single option (the pitt fanfiction) from my vast arsenal of Ways To Distract Myself From My Assignment

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

triple cinema day for the first time since feb 2020 . scheduling decided the order of films for me (hamnet, 28 years later, no other choice) but jesus CHRIST i don't know how i'm meant to go from hamnet straight to zombies

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

lickle bit tempted to keep a detailed log of every train journey i take this year so at the end of 2026 i can do National Rail Wrapped: Disabled Access Edition so many opportunities for graphs and charts

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

i firmly believe that the most unrealistic part of home alone is the fact the family bought ten large pizzas for $122.50 (that said, i am young & spry and therefore never experienced the economy in the early 90s)

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

the sisyphean hell of clicking 'keep me logged in' twice a day after microsoft kicks me out of my uni account

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

having my yearly chuckle over the fact that american santa gets cookies and milk meanwhile british father christmas gets a mince pie and a shot of whatever the strongest alcohol in the cupboard is . a truly beautiful cultural difference

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vurrsys 🔞 @vurrsys.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

Challengers (2024)

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

If I had a Tim Minchin I would go back and turn off autocorrect.

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

first lando norris wins the wdc, then i lose my primary comfort item, now the student union entrance lift is broken so i can't get to my last (important) class of the semester . this is shaping up to be the worst december in years

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Jill Hayward @frdragonspouse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Still can't stand Lando Norris.

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Eliza @eliza.researchers.blue · 07/12/2025

Oscar Piastri you deserve better

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

a 1-2 isn't enough i need lando norris to evaporate

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

my biggest takeaway from rewatching line of duty for the first time since becoming a wheelchair user is that i think if shows are going to put a character in a wheelchair for a temporary storyline they need to provide mandatory wheelchair training . bc ableds look RIDICULOUS when they try to wheel

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Helen @helenm40.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Women who actually live in the world: "Please can you do something about men day drinking on the street / public transport and kicking off." TERFs: "No! Focus on the real problems! There might be a trans woman in my bird watching group. No, she hasn't actually done anything, why?"

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

"akld;mfpkowmmv.v,, doigj oij,af,.gmjs[oidmgoij[oic jocjqdgfaksdmg[ain.c,f-o” Extract from 'An Infinite Number of Monkeys: the Early Years'

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Which character from Greek mythology was the best at making fruit drinks? Medusa

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

feel old yet? the stranger things kids are 47

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

You may need a certain knowledge of collective nouns for this one. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Cartoon of three scenarios. Top: A black bird stands and says "What a lovely day". Caption: RAVEN. Middle: two black birds address each other. "You look nice today" "Thank you". Caption: KINDNESS. Bottom: Two black birds address a third, "Fuck off twat". Caption: UNKINDNESS

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

the commentators questioning what the crowd have against norris as if the answer isn't his personality

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jay 🌿 @crisisincarnate.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

if the commentators are going to tell me that mclaren managed a great pit stop i would Love for the broadcast to TELL ME HOW LONG THE PIT STOP WAS

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