rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i hear that Dennis hastert, dedicated servant of the American people has passed. his last words were "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" 020 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026u ever see some porno and think.. "Damn!!! I am BEATING OFF to this!!!"? 140 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026mail app told me i have new mail like yea i bet i do. do you do anything else bro 020 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i think blue sky is a better functioning website at this point there just arent enough posts on it yet and also i need to have 100000 followers or i wont log on to here enough 190 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026gay master chief: its time to fuck this mans ass 070 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I'm going to be broke my entire life 010 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we need more art about the german-american experience 170 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026letterman: now would you call your new book "the hockey player astronaut race car driver" semi autobiographical? me: *chuckles* who's to say, dave? 040 0
Reposted by rich textfield🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just heard a guy at the bank bragging because his account number is pretty low. The lady was like “well they don’t do them in numerical order” 92389 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026industry plant. nobody is beating off to this thing and if they were i would know about it 1100 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026we need a full ban on people having dogs as pets. I'm sorry it needs to end now. this shit is out of hand. no more pet dogs until you guys can act right. 140 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026all my life I've wanted someone to say "this honky is alright!!" but it's never happened. I'm not alright. 040 0
Reposted by rich textfieldQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026man what do you even say anymore 4027441805 0
Reposted by rich textfieldA hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Listen up liberals, we will eat the bugs. We will get in the pods 231262149 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026went to the Inverness Airport FBO and they had plenty of me 130 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you aren't getting enough aspartame. think about who is telling you to stop consuming aspartame. there are few good men, ask yourself; are they one of them? 171 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026new pho place opening up 100 feet from my house (now that's paper) has a big poster in the window with the AI generated puke food on it (lil John voice WHAT) 040 0
Reposted by rich textfieldmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Cover yourself. No one wants to see that. 014145 0
Reposted by rich textfieldMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026AI makes children better at doing their homework but 20% stupider so it's impossible to say whether it's good or not 251465295 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 26/08/2026these crazy far leftists have zero moral consistency which is why every time i do and say the exact same thing they get mad at me due to their rigid moral inflexibility which is proof of their complete and total moral inconsistency which blah blah blah blah 031 0
Reposted by rich textfieldKIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 03/07/2024Baby needs baby food, but you're not helping. Why is that, Leon? 0184 0
Reposted by rich textfieldSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026That one homie who is likely a syncretic combination of multiple figures, both historical and legendary 11708150 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026it's crazy how Russia has its own "White House" to set up the dramatic irony for when the US economy collapses and there's some kind of fracas around a white house 000 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I can't escape people posting about basketball anywhere I go can I 240 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026damn they really sent that hoe xiu xiu down o_O 010 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 14/08/2026when someone sees your posts supporting high elf genocide and assumes you are a nord with a dunmer wife 030 0
Reposted by rich textfieldAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My buddy used to be a Snow Elf but he smoked too much weed and gamed too much and began to adapt to his subterranean environment 0283 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026i would like to place a 1 trillion dollar investment in Love 140 0
Reposted by rich textfieldGeorge Pearkes @peark.es · 08/08/2026Interesting read on the dearth of color across homes, vehicles, and fashion.theatlantic.comThe Color Recession May Be PermanentConsumers are so afraid of getting colors wrong, they don’t use them at all. 2752052 0
Reposted by rich textfieldSpooktikal Neural Insekt @spiralrings.blue · 08/08/2026assembling and rotating a babe tesseract within my mind palace 323558 0
Reposted by rich textfieldDelroy Lindo Appreciation Society President @tomengelsdesk.bsky.social · 08/08/2026 0194 0
Reposted by rich textfield聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My down home grandmother in the south called me her “sweet summer child” which is an old southern expression and then she yelled “Boonk gang! Whole lotta gang shit” in 2017 in a convenience store bc that’s an old southern expression too 17710 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i think my boss has said this to me word for word at least 10 times 030 0
rich textfield @crisisactor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026white Maoist shocks the hood by saying women hold up "more than half" of the sky 060 0