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Chance Shirley

@crewless.bsky.social
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Nerd. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time musician. Devil Dinosaur fan. Mayor of Simpleton/King of Wishful Thinking. Enemy of the state (again). I don’t think I’ll ever get over Macho Grande.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
Be sure to read the subtitles
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 4h
Imagine what the numbers would have looked like without hosting the World Cup
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah, fuck this shit.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 7h
Tag yourself. I’m a weirdo wimp radical.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 8h
Seriously.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 8h
Holy shit.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 8h
When I was younger, we didn’t need a.i. to make shitty unoriginal music. We had the band Creed making artisanal shitty unoriginal music.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 9h
"Citizen Kane" (1941) • "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers" (1988) promotional still photograph
citiizen kane shot of kane in front of infinity mirrorshalloween 4 of michael myers in front of infinity mirrors
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Christopher Farnsworth @chrisfarnsworth.bsky.social · 13h
"Eventually, all our graves go unattended." The secret is, this frees you to do pretty much whatever you want.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 11h
Christ what an asshole. (The a.i. shill, not Dan.)
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 13h
🔴 Brand new Tom the Dancing Bug now up on @boingboing.net - Who really caused the apocalypse? Hollingsworth Hound knows! 🎾 - boingboing.net/2026/09/30/t...
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Tom the Dancing Bug: What was the cause of the global armaggeddon?
Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH Hollingsworth Hound points to the cause of the armaggeddon that destroyed Earth! -> ANNOUNCING The Tom the Dancing Bug Community Saves America Drive! For…
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 13h
Thread.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 11h
Christ what an asshole.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 22h
Love this for Katie.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Let this sink in. Cornell University refused to refund Jane Doe's tuition the semester she was raped. Without this money, she could not transfer to another school. Essentially, she was forced to stay on campus where she saw those seven rapists frequently. Eventually she dropped out of college.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 23h
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 23h
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never seen a Sydney Sweeney movie? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you watching IMMACULATE? [SMITH]: That is THE FIRST OMEN
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Andrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 30/09/2026
This came to me first thing in the morning when I woke up so I had to make it.
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 23h
Really tempted to do one of these with Schmitt mixing up me and Chance the Rapper, but I’ll spare y’all.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy heck. This new season of *Reacher* is even better than the hype. Incredible TV.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve never been on *Bob’s Burgers*, but if I was, I’d basically be this guy with grayer hair.
Photo of the animated show Bob’s Burgers playing on my TV. This shot is a guy with shaggy brown hair behind a drum kit.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 29/09/2026
A very good read. Pirating the Pirates - Notes from the underground of film preservation, by Devan Scott mubi.com/en/notebook/posts/pi...
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New uptempo Willi Carlisle with (unofficial) Muppets is exactly what we need.
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"Gas Station" - Willi Carlisle
YouTube video by Willi Carlisle
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s wild how these guys lie about so much stuff and then don’t lie when a lie would obviously benefit them.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is indeed a fun BTS! But yeah, beware spoilers.
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 29/09/2026
this featurette about the making of the dinosaurs of "The End of Oak Street" (2026) is really good,—surprisingly good for a studio-created video, and features my old friend VFX supervisor Jay Cooper and VFX by ILM but PLEASE watch the movie first before watching this video youtu.be/0LpMllnZxBc
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The End of Oak Street | Bringing Dinosaurs To Life | Behind The Scenes | Warner Bros. Entertainment
YouTube video by Warner Bros. Entertainment
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
👻🎃 Remember to go to CriterionChannel.com to start your free trial if you haven’t signed up 👻🎃
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Criterion Channel
Explore a curated library of essential classic and contemporary movies. Start your free trial on the Criterion Channel today.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
literally the only impact it would have on my life would be to spare me the aggravation of all the slop I run across.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fantastic work here, a service to history
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out that putting the local college in charge of the local “independent” public radio station is bad.
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Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're all trying to find the guy who did this 🌭
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Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t see nearly enough movies, and I can still say 2026 is a great movie year.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just watched *Primetime*, and I dig it. I dig it a lot.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I noticed last year that sweetgreen pivoted to MAHA when it started advertising seed oil-free french fries. Going MAHA is what a failing restaurant chain does now to get free advertising.
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s not remotely hard to do this. And yet ….
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
*norman rockwell standing guy* I would not have had her arrested over $3600 either
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally watching the new season of *Reacher*. Gosh I love this show.
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Redrua @redrua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t consider it a number one song unless Casey Kasem says it’s a number one song
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
CC @stevepattee.bsky.social
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As an old person, I find it pretty easy to miss out on big pop culture stuff. I’ve only heard the Texas song because I follow @countryuniverse.net .
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Doc Savage movie never seems to be streaming anywhere, but it’s on the TCM app for the next few weeks. Check it out if you like George Pal movies and/or pulpy adventure.
Screenshot of Doc Savage movie listing on the Watch TCM app.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They should have asked Mamdani to play himself on SNL. I bet he would have done it.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meme: "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"
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Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Check out some of @benmank77.bsky.social great closet picks on the Criterion Channel! ✨ IN A LONELY PLACE ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS HARLAN COUNTY USA
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 25/09/2026
the conversation over Iced Coffee isn't about iced coffee it's about the social contract breaking down younger ppl have seen that employers are not upholding their end of the bargain (stable career) so they're not bothering to uphold theirs (playing the stupid corporate social games)
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A.I. is the one thing Trump should rename because nobody gives a shit about it except him and his fascist billionaire buddies. Oh, I guess he could also rename bitcoin.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just noticed *Louie* is at number 41, and no, no, fuck no. The NYT can’t do anything without being obnoxious fucking assholes.
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Chance Shirley @crewless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So is there a no animation rule? Aside from my beloved *Venture Bros.*, I’d argue *Bob’s Burgers* should be on here.
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