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logging off in an hour to catch a pre-release screening in IMAX with happy hour/passed apps beforehand and dinner after. best part is my boss will be too busy schmoozing to pay me and my teammates any mind

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

the final product is so good (I ate one of the charred ones to minimize guest complaints). the salsa has plenty of heat on its own but combined with the rest of the ingredients it’s perfect. I’m gonna have eight

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

test run came out pretty well, will let them crisp up on the griddle plate longer though to offset the softening once they’re in the bun

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I somehow came to the decision to cook something resembling an “eat the opponent” menu for my bar shifts this season, so tomorrow for the chargers it’s bacon-wrapped hot dogs and roasted serrano salsa (pictured)

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

two things that are self-inflicted: the male loneliness epidemic and the “job search hell” these bozos are posting in the subreddit for

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

counterpoint: the inbetweeners

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

oh! okay, no worries then

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

went outside for work yesterday and had one beer afterwards that absolutely kicked my ass. can’t remember if it was the 11th or 12th

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

when you arrive to sign up for the class action, someone puts a bolt through your forehead like in no country for old men

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

once you hit the age of 60, everything you don't like is "socialism"

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

average american online: british food is bad average briton in reply: let's do pearl harbor 2.0 on a mcdonald's

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

[extremely AI founder voice] I want to take a two-syllable word everyone's tweeting about, then add a letter, and name my AI company that. yes, "pedo" is perfect

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

people who post like this should be immediately locked in a reeducation camp with no internet access

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

POV: you’re showing up on your first day as “preditor”

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

hmm. no thanks that looks horrible

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“you’re not an AI influencer”

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

celebrating day of the deadass

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

it's friday afternoon so

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

bartender had a good enough eye to notice my date of birth when he carded me, then gave me a free high life pony. so this is what it’s like to be god’s favorite

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

wore one pair of shoes to work, found the pair I bought myself for my birthday at my desk when I arrived, then my coworkers bought me another pair. normal stuff

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

white house tech bozos trying to figure out how to make the AI lie

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is how I find out the vice-president is coming over?

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

live look at me waking up aged 41

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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the boss organized a clandestine early birthday on my shift today with a cake and pizza and the family came down to surprise me on shift (with a special dispensation for a 6-year-old in the bar). thankfully I dressed for the occasion