adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 24m[extremely AI founder voice] I want to take a two-syllable word everyone's tweeting about, then add a letter, and name my AI company that. yes, "pedo" is perfect 000
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 4hfella just got on the bus wearing a very ideologically confusing fit (american flag hat, rainbow tie-dye shirt, camo cargos, birks). in other words the perfect candidate for a glowing NYT profile 170
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 4hHBO Max already sucks shit because it’s infected with low-rent bullshit from whatever other networks it absorbed. surely this won’t impact the prestige television brand any further 080
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 18hthe broncos and eagles both having a bye the same week bodes poorly for my annual “go to philly but not lose out on $300 when I miss a bar shift” tradition 110
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 18hthey better do more than flirt with tearing it all down. keep the national guardsmen in DC through Valentine’s Day 2029 putting all that shit in the trash 010
Reposted by adrianMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 20hMe when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1318587928
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21hwhat I know about greek life wouldn't fill the head of a pin, so I'll take your word for it my friend 110
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21hI read about this guy on reddit this morning and someone commented "you can just show up whenever. we showed up at 4am and he let us in and served us." you woke up a mid-90s man in his home for a couple of natty bohs? this is not the flex you think it is 160
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21hsomething for everyone! (barbecue enjoyers and ejaculate enthusiasts) 290
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hit's too late to castrate his dad, michael was conceived years ago 140
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hmy "I wasn't pals with a child rapist" law suit is raising a lot of questions answered by the lawsuit 010
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hcelebrities have the same amount of close friends and family members we do, so it's an absolute fucking feat that nobody ever mentioned it to someone else in passing and let it spread 100
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 22hthis is both terribly sad and absolutely startling that, in this day and age, a public figure's spouse could be gone for a year without anyone leaking it to the press 175
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 23h"you aren't entitled to a cheap car. why don't you learn to build one" 01510
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I run too warm to wear a fisherman sweater, but goddamn if I don't think about buying one all the time 170
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't know that he ever did it, but he definitely pulled the insecure 18-year-old "be a shame if I showed this to her" card a few times 010
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026no ghost in victorian period costume is floating through the pressboard wall of a "luxury" 2/1 apartment 031
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hope megyn kelly's final moments are spent alone, screaming in terror and agony 090
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was a heavy user of several vbulletin-based forums in the early 2000s. one of my biggest posts of all time was in the off-topic board of a forum for enthusiasts of a specific model of car, where I, 18, expounded upon his current girl troubles. dozens of pages of replies. a friend of hers found it 120
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"jersey mike's refuses to cut my regular hot italian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate, 2150
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lmfao this has to be a bit because nobody could possibly be this willfully stupid 150
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026bari weiss has appointed liberty biberty as managing editor at cbs news 050
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026interesting choice to log in on a monday and defend a pedophile 000
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lmao "the trumper billionaire fully supports independent news." buddy you cannot be serious 001
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026it later crashed into a tunnel painted on a mountainside, so...push 030
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026let me guess, he shot himself five times in the back of the head 330
adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm no oil painting myself but I don't want to hear THESE three dudes litigating anyone's physical appearance 0192
