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Crawdaddy

@crawdaddy33.bsky.social
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Not here for a long time. Here for a reasonable amount of time. Probably before 10 p.m. central time. If it’s a good time, that’s a plus.

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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found comment: "Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did #wednesday the band just get pulled after 15 minutes of playing at Wrigley for saying Lindsey Graham should enjoy his first nap?
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The best part of getting old is turning a groan from when you get up after sitting a while and segueing into a Randy “Macho Man” Savage impression.
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Mel Kiper still pushing Shadeur Sanders as the best QB available might be a bit much.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.
A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric
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Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I’m “there’s too many teenagers over there to stop for lunch” old
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I think I understood more of the Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance than I do anything the color commentator is saying in his description of women’s slope-style freestyle skiing.
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Anyone else irritated with Josh McDaniel wearing that stupid sun visor in the snowstorm?
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Keep looking outside to see if anyone is frozen in place like in the “Day After Tomorrow.”
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Morning.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
time for the tweet again
Zack Fox tweet about a white man killing his family where he's tearing ass on a jetski and yeah, that was a real photo with an article about a dude who killed his whole family, he wasn't making anything up
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I understand bailing out farmers who suffered some sort of natural disaster or blight to their crops from a parasite, disease, etc. But that’s not what is happening. They can’t sell their abundant crops because of one man. Trump did it, he can pay the farmers out of his crypto.
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@jennylsq.bsky.social is killing it this afternoon. Keep the pedal down!
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 11/06/2025
Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.
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ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600
And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Los Angeles 2025
Seagull proudly perched on a "no seagulls" sign
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
starting the rumor that the Gayle King and Katy Perry that came down from space are not the real Gayle King and Katy Perry anymore
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor
Paddington Bear having tea with Queen Elizabeth II (back when she was alive)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2025
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
90s Nostalgia Doctor. A doctor points to a CE scan and says I'm sorry Mr. Kkowalski, but you have a brain tumor." He solemnly winces "she's lump." He dispassionately explains "she's lump..." He points to Mr. Kowalski's forehead and says "she's in your head..."
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Jay Arnold @jayarnold.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
You can only complain if it’s in the complain region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling whine
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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?” Me: “Yes please” Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hard agree
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🦋❄️🍁Baron🍁❄️🦋 @baron333.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/11/2024
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In

-The Onion
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/11/2024
Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17/11/2024
The Atlantic next week.
Fictional screenshot of an Atlantic article by Ian Bogost with the title of: Why Blocking Someone is a Form of Cyberbullying and Blocklists are Violence" and a subheadline of "Blocking is suppressing speech and an Orwellian form of censorship."
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Crawdaddy @crawdaddy33.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Looking to connect with folks who might have knowledge of mining techniques for when we might need to dig out of re-education camps. Rethinking this post as I type this. Oh well.
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