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@crashgordon94.bsky.social
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31♂️ English dude, into games and stuff. Will try to think of more stuff to put here later.

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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The sequel to "Great Balls of Fire" that nobody wanted
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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🎃 Vyria Durav, Dread Wyrm Princess of Spookytown 🎃 @vyriadurav.northsky.social · 09/08/2026
I don't want to be mean but y'all gotta stop using the word degenerate. Get the Nazi words outta your life, don't buy into that worldview even a bit.
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Plasma Dragon @plazzums.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Turns out on deviantart you can disable your own gallery being sorted by Relevance by going to My studio > Published > Galleries > ... button > Gallery display settings. Now it can be back to chronological like I always wanted you to see it.
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Grayson @wildrumpus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Busy Town fan art to cleanse the timeline #Blender3d #b3d
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'm just glad this is getting released. I've said it before (but probably not on Bluesky) but even if the movie turned out awful, at least we would get to see and judge for ourselves.
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
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Xanthe van Lambtonworm 🐉️🎃️ @satyrs.eu · 22/07/2026
Mac users be like “Spaceship, the app that lets you use your keyboard’s space bar to type spaces instead of holding down Esc and Backspace like you have to by default, is one of the most joyous and ecstatic apps I’ve ever had the pleasure of using. The annual license is well worth the $599.”
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Meka @itsmeka.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
wait, hang on a second
Screenshot of Cindy Crawford from the discussed Pocari Sweat commercial. She is holding a sword horizontally in front of her face and staring intently ahead. The boxart for the PSX port of Final Fantasy II, featuring the Amano keyart of Firion holding his sword in front of his face in the same angle and position as Cindy Crawford from the Pocari Sweat commercial. His eyes are similarly staring directly ahead.
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Ori-Warui -KNUCKLE JET out now on Steam! @oleivarrudi.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's funny how much Final Fantasy 1 owes to this 1986 Japanese Cindy Crawford Pocari Sweat ad, art directed by Moebius
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Fan art of the little black ball thing from Super Mario 64 that spits fireballs at you.
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Busiris @busiris.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Ayla @goobbue.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
the power of science is incredible
Original Hugh model from Jimmy NeutronHugh posing with Mario
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❀TerraTerraCotta™ @terraterracotta.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I KNOW WHO THE NEW KILLER IS
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¿Mr.Whatshisname? (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @bridgeoffaust.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin!"
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Jazz @jazzmanz.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Marx from Kirby and Joka from Klonoa have the same thought: "wow this guy's a real freak!"
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Got some context for this one. You probably know it's the Chinese Year of the Horse, but you might not know it's also the year of Fire. So thought it would be appropriate to get a Rapidash suit and Blaze seemed to be a fitting wearer! Maybe she'll get out of it next year. Maybe.
A chart of the Chinese Zodiac, each animal having a listing of the years color-coded for their elements.

2026 is Horse/Fire
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anon_and_knux @anonandknux.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The Blaze to Rapidash pipeline for @crashgordon94.bsky.social
first part on the left shows blaze caught by some claws. She is very angry and is wearing a latex version of her usual clothing. the second part in the center shows her inside a big mold, liquid latex pouring in. she is naked, restrained and blushing, with parts of her body covered in the latex. the last part on the right shows blaze feeling and examining her new latex look as a male rapidash. hands and feet encased in hoofs, causing standing to be very difficult. one hoof feeling the chest, other the newly made null bulge with a red lock clearly on display, marking the permanence of this change. The only thing of blaze visible is the eyes, which look really annoyed.
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
speech bubble meme with the blu spy from TF2, in the midst of his line: "-or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today."
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 14/05/2026
My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010
My artist’s impression (meaning not real, parody) of Xbox Live Indie Games (XBLIG) circa 2010. One is called "DEKIRU-KA" (Japanese for "Is it possible"), with colored geometric shapes, indicating it's maybe some kind of abstract puzzler. The other is called "Pirates vs Ninjas: Quest for the Epic Bacon" in a pixel font and with a pixelated picture of bacon.
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me after buying three of these:
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Mark Teo @mahzes.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Today on 'Things a drug dealer says outside a secondary school'
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AJ / Seegle @rxbeetle.itch.io · 13/05/2026
I knew something was up with that guy
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 08/05/2026
the original image with elements of r crumb's normal guy comic added
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Sophie @powersnoutage.neocities.org · 07/05/2026
THIS SHIT... IS SO HORSES
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Big update: I'm back on now! They lifted the suspension or whatever it was, I was prompted to change my password and I'm back!
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Bat-Tali 🦇🎃 (Vancouver era ✨) @talidev3d.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A meme of a single brown horse looking out into the ocean- normally with the text "man" above the horse. I have edited to say "It's absolute horses"
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Jordan Collver @jordancollver.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I should be working, and yet...
Cover of the comic ABSOLUTE BATMAN altered to say ABSOLUTE HORSES with Batman's face swapped out for the snout of a horse.
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Overlord Trey @trey-the-overlord.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well may as well have an excuse to repost this Krystal suiting I did earlier this year I suppose. #tfsky
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
While I'm dealing with this, I decided to try and sign up for some alternatives. I'm CrashGordon94#6088 on Stoat and CrashGordon94 on Telegram too, just let me know who you are if you add me.
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Well, looks like I've gotten falsely booted off of Discord, I really hope they undo this and FAST. All because I tried to join the Minerva Archive server. 😢
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🌻Lu🌻 @lueduar.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
CM: Iris survived after all...
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✨Cloud✨ @princeofcloudcity.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh this bill sounds amazing. Please spread the word and call your reps to tell them to VOTE YES for HR 4678 💜 this would be a huge anti-censorship win.
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Back at the Werewolf Butt-Grab Garden Centre.
Sculpture of a grey wolf-man embracing a shorter woman in a red sun dress.
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Vixi and Friends [👾 Chiaki] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
There's a whole genre of kink art that's like
An edit of the "Long day factory", where the cat with a tie is edited to say "I hope I don't get flattened and compressed into a cube", and the name of the factory is changed to "flattening and compressing you into a cube factory"
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◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢ @monosynth.oshiok.io · 18/04/2026
captain jean-luc picard at his personal replicator, "tap water, grapefruit, hot"
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ChatonNights @chatonnights.bitch.space · 12/03/2026
Just realized the "problematic kink/media" thing is literally just the "video games make you violent" argument with a different coat of paint. People playing shooters dont actually wanna shoot people by default, they're playing a game. You can fill in the blanks with any kink, it's always the same
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Bellmo The Spooky @bellmothegreat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Something largely inspired by a friend sharing some latex Klonoa Suiting stuff with me and it inspiring me in turn heh. So fitting I’d comm my sona in a suit of the character who’s probably Australian anyway, Guntz. Comm by @demotex.bsky.social
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VanesaRubberArt @varuart.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Blaze the Cat TF #fanart #bondage #bdsm #transformation #latex #fireemblem #commissionart
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kandlin @kandlin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Been too busy to post over the last few months but with the '23 stuff out of the way, going to start hashing though the '24 images. Enjoy these from the sketch stream commissions done every Monday, Tuesday and Thursday. Stop by Picarto to see more and current stuff. Enjoy.
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Frey @frey96.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
If you think this is how liberals desl with fascism you still haven't learned why Stalin allied with Hitler to invade Poland 80+ years after the rest of the world learned that lesson.
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Chris Symes/Chronix - Twencen Comics Commissions OPEN!!! @chronixmakes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Post some of your favourite films involving airplanes 🎥✈️🖤
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway .
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Ezekiel Midori @theezyguy00.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Two Sonic-themed commissions for @jittwolf.bsky.social and @crashgordon94.bsky.social respectively! I haven't tried drawing any Sonic characters before until now, and so far it's been fun to do! Let me know if you guys wanted to see more~
Amy in a latex version of her outfitRika from Digimon anime getting TFTG'd into Tails from Sonic
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PressurizedPleasure 🍈💞🍑 @presspleasure.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet? Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions? Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?
A screenshot of the first three paragraphs from Wikipedia's article on "Degenerate art" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_art).

It reads:

Degenerate art (German: Entartete Kunst) was a term adopted in the 1920s by the Nazi Party in Germany to describe modern art. During the dictatorship of Adolf Hitler, German modernist art, including many works of internationally renowned artists, was removed from state-owned museums and banned in Nazi Germany on the grounds that such art was an "insult to German feeling", un-German, Freemasonic, Jewish, or Communist in nature. Those identified as degenerate artists were subjected to sanctions that included dismissal from teaching positions, being forbidden to exhibit or to sell their art, and in some cases being forbidden to produce art.

Degenerate Art also was the title of a 1937 exhibition held by the Nazis in Munich, consisting of 650 modernist artworks that the Nazis had taken from museums, that were poorly hung alongside graffiti and text labels mocking the art and the artists.[1] Designed to inflame public opinion against modernism, the exhibition subsequently traveled to several other cities in Germany and Austria.

While modern styles of art were prohibited, the Nazis promoted paintings and sculptures that were traditional in manner and that exalted the "blood and soil" values of racial purity, militarism, and obedience. Similar restrictions were placed upon music, which was expected to be tonal and free of any jazz influences; disapproved music was termed degenerate music. Films and plays were also censored.[2]
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CrashGordon94 @crashgordon94.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Otamatone spotted!
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Goated TFs @hypnotizedgoat.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Permanent marketing position. Myself being permanently turned into a rubber Asriel mascot. Drawn by the lovely @costumekato.bsky.social please check them out if you haven't already. #Transformation #Transfur #TF #Asriel #Rubber
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