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Jan van den Hemel @blendersecrets.bsky.social · 6h
Did you know you can use Grid Fill on N-gons to turn them into Quads? #B3D #Blender3D #Blender
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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 40m
sitting so politely
Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, sitting on a white bed and looking at the camera with green eyes. He covers his front paws with his tail.
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AzulCrescent @azulcrescent.bsky.social · 39m
Bards honestly the hunting horn is one of the most unique weapons ive played in any game. 10/10. I unga therefore i bunga
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Calico Barbarian @calicobarbarian.bsky.social · 22h
She loves the sun
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Regulus @sirknightbot.bsky.social · 16h
Happy birthday, Quistis.
An illustration of Quistis Trepe from Final Fantasy VIII. She is sitting on her desk with legs crossed, looking down at the viewer and winking. She is partially wrapped in her Red Scorpion whip.

Originally drawn in 2023.
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 14h
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
True story
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 14h
SPOILERS FOR DIETRICH PART ONE IN FIRE EMBLEM: FORTUNE'S WEAVE . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I was not prepared for Dietrich to be a canonical bisexual king and also have a genuinely sweet romance with Fabio??? Hello???
The things I esteem are strength and purity. Nothing else.Beautiful, ugly... The surface is not all there is of beauty, you know.What form they take is irrelevant. Man or woman...it is the same to me.The way you are living--that is where your beauty lies, Fabio.
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HELLhyana🏳️‍🌈 -Commissions open 2/3- @elhyana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Artist! Quote with your art with dramatic lighting!
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 22h
F R E A K S
Fabio: To identify food you have never encountered before you sniff it--lick it even... Like an animal!Esmerelda: Are you kidding? How else are you supposed to tell if its safe to eat? That's normal!Esmerelda: You sure do like to call people "beasts". Does that include Sweetie?Fabio: Well, yes. But he is special. I have never seen a beast of such unparalleled beauty.
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
It's giving,
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Charlene Chua @charlenedraws.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (BRB, running to Ikea)
Facebook post from Ikea showing a new plush toy based on a Pallas cat, part of the Alptall collection in collaboration with Nordens Ark.
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lyn @runehallow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tal grooming meridian and both of them thinking they're in charge
a viera with a ribbon in his hair sits peacefully whilst a miqo'te does his braids
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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 28/06/2026
the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying
stephan M. Viggin mary
Virgin Mary was very pretty.
She said she made a bab without a boy perenis. A mom need a boy peenis and a girl peenis to make a baby. A girl peenis looks very ditterant a boys. So she world know, She was not telling truth. Boys bellive preity girls. Vigin Mary was very pretty.
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 04/10/2026
delicious 🎨 #art #pokemon
Fanart of fuecoco and sprigatito from pokemon scarlet and violet 

Fuecoco is drinking paint and Sprigatito is telling them its juice
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 04/10/2026
ok finished the game last night and i have adjusted my feelings on dylan accordingly
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Sky Burkson @skyburkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she strong girl
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
2022 / 2026 an artistic growth mesured in Asukas
old fanart of Evangelion, part of a triptych, showing Asuka all in red in front of her Eva, with a green cloudy sky and full moon backgroundsame drawing as in original post
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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💀🐺🌱ArtofMaquenda🍄🩸 @artofmaquenda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We met this very old oak tree *_*
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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fews 🌸 || CF23 prep + vgen waitlist! @chiwamii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#linktober day 2 - weapons i am a big sucker for bows 🏹
link with snowquill outfit set, pulling an arrow on the great eagle bow. his expression looks focused while his face is flushed from the cold as bits of snow can be seen falling.
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Anni K. Comics @annikcomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a high possibility that I will draw more Control Resonant fanart later so I'mma make a thread for it here. Starting with some silly doodles. #ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
Little doodle of Dylan Faden with his aberrant, looking sad.
There's text around him: I'm fucked up but I'm trying my best
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⚡matty⚡ @radicallymaxton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love them 🫶 #controlresonant
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Angie @charmwitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[ Fortune's Weave ] || #fireemblem sighs, I had a vision.
Halvin and Dietrich from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave in the stupidest fucking image ever. Dietrich is running at Halvin with high heels in a creepy garage. She's crying for her life.
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Working of that audiobook
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💜 Bene 💜 @beneceadraws.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Leda 💜 #FireEmblem
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も号機 @wl8tca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
不在
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Twinkling Titanite @ivyjinna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wip #Eldenring #darksouls
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Obsolete Sony @obsoletesony.com · 02/10/2026
Sony's Sports Line 🔥
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
actually i recently discussed this trot on my patreon podcast. good question. IN THEORY it is a really fun idea but in practice it just does not work. imagine an author soliciting half-clothes photos from their readers. just kind of NOT THE TROT
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gas station from the Resident Evil 2 remake
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 01/10/2026
Throwing billions in public money behind a pipeline at a time of climate breakdown – while sweeping aside environmental protections, meaningful Indigenous consultation and workers’ right to strike – is absolutely not in the national interest.
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Some "Some Egrets" Egrets @some.egrets.ca · 02/10/2026
ive said it elsewhere, but the old Liberals as the unambitious, stagnant, status-quo party are dead The party we have today, by any other measure, in any other decade, would be indistinguishable from the conservatives.
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dracula audiobook with G’raha Tia and Lucy Fallout (is actually a thing, I found out about it right now)
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 01/10/2026
Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru.
Maxx hiding behind a sheer gold curtain.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover
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Dr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃🌒 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026
Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment
Screenshot:

Is this a 3D model?
@IsThisA3DModel

80% of the children who accepted Wonka's Golden Ticket died

Josh Daws
@JoshDaws 
Rejecting Al is like refusing Wonka's golden ticket.
Anything you want to, do it Wanna change the world?
There's nothing to it
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
ALT: Sabrina Carpenter Flirting
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