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Squirrel

@craniumsquirrel.fun
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The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude. craniumsquirrel.fun

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 04/10/2026
This is IF he's talking common Aspirin. If he's not, it's part of another med and not just straight Aspirin, but something like an Aspirin-Caffeine-Codeine mix used for mild pain or migraines.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of people, tbh. 😂
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 06/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "well fuck me for being an optimist"
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Nate 'The Belated' Carney @inapproprinate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I have a strict policy that nobody cries alone in my presence.” - Dolly Parton
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 23/09/2026
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Cutting Toast Bread with a Heated Knife
Alt: Cutting Toast Bread with a Heated Knife
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 21/09/2026
You don't gotta! Just know I came back this week and we're neighbours so if you do you have a local friend!
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 21/09/2026
Hey @gendou.cryptoanarchy.network guess who moved into your alliance house neighbourhood? I'm just up the road near the graveyard!
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We are stuck togethir on a tinye beautiful driftinge rocke wyth nobodye outsyde and nobodye cominge to save us. We are the onlye ones heere yn a wild expanse of night and silence. We sholde be lovinge each othir all the tyme. We sholde be greetinge each othir "hey miracle!" We ought to be dauncinge.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 13/09/2026
That's the secret, Cap - I wasn't!
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Lavender M. Heartgrove ΘΔ @lavendermidnight.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
there is some form of "make a band edible" game going around and the thing is, every band is already edible if you're not a little bitch about it
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/03/2026
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yf all thou hast ys a Warhammer, then everye problem doth looke lyke a Warnail
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LaurenWalshArt @laurenwalshart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In case you need a reminder to not use sticker mule
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
“Dear sir or madam, can you please recommend a reliable supplier of copper?”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
no need to "solve" chess. just secretly hire someone to play for you and claim those are your victories.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 04/09/2026
Gal just out here shooting herself in the foot this week. First the AI is great stance, now this.
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Karen Momorella @sparrowskit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So excited to never use this.
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Abz-J-Harding ☾ @abzjharding.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 03/09/2026
Not sure "I don't read so you should read my book :)" is the flex you think it is, lil beast.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 03/09/2026
Oh sure, block my trans buds from gender affirming care but as soon as one soldier can't get a hardon or put on muscle mass, make it military mandatory.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh nothing just one of the cornerstone papers about “grind set” of the last five years found false by someone connected to Epstein and Is also one of the base papers of hustle and what a lot of platform design/ “future of work” is based on dukechronicle.com/article/duke...
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‘Insane data’: Duke professor Dan Ariely accused of additional research fraud
New evidence released Monday shows that Dan Ariely, professor of business administration in the Fuqua School of Business, likely tampered with or fabricated data in an influential research paper from ...
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have several people who think they are in a real raging feud with me and the truth is, I wish them the best and then don’t think about them at all. Sometimes the best self-care is as much distance as you can possibly manage from someone.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Datinge app for megalith enthuasistes Henge
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol. OK so I think this means we can safely assume Proton is not, in fact, anywhere near as secure as it pretends
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
I mean it can't really be a cold war if people aren't literally freezing, right?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis…
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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404 Media @404media.co · 02/09/2026
A floating mass of trees and vegetation in British Columbia’s Williston Lake attracted international attention after it was filmed this summer by boaters—and then seemed to disappear.
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How the Hell Did an Island Suddenly Appear, Then Vanish?
A floating mass of trees and vegetation in British Columbia’s Williston Lake attracted international attention after it was filmed this summer by boaters—and then seemed to disappear.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
Ok but hear me out: what if cosmic horrors working during the Cold war discovered scientists and drove them all mad?
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
Moviegoers say to Gal Godot: "Work with it and you'll be out of the game!" It won't be a huge loss.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Menu (2022)
Anya Taylor Joy in The Menu, an excellent movie in which spoilers she orders a cheeseburger from a fancy chef
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
Best guess? They're pitching the idea to genAI, which goes "Oh that sounds like a fantastic idea that has never been done, you are brilliant, let's get it done" and opens the Claude window for them.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Orlando B ✍️ COMMS OPEN @sarkastiklover.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This, every time. There's no way to consume that stuff that doesn't help her continue her agenda
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Bluesky Safety @safety.bsky.app · 02/09/2026
If you are the subject of dogpiling or harassment, or if you see it happening, please report it to our moderation team by tapping the three-dot icon at the bottom of the posts.
Screenshot of the menu used to report targeted harassment or dogpiling. Tap the three-dot icon under a post, then choose "Report post," "Harassment or hate," "Targeted harassment."
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
Meh I ride with subtitles anyway that works. Thanks Rue!
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 02/09/2026
I liked late night with the devil, this a similar kind of thing?
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Dave @daswickerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I always wondered who took this picture.
An old canon advertisement featuring Godzilla using a printer. Godzilla is standing over a large printer with a handful of paper. There is Japanese text and the title Canon NEW BELPIA.
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Squirrel @craniumsquirrel.fun · 31/08/2026
So what you're saying is I need a wife to motivate sit ups.
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Violet Blue® @violetblue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A group of Gandalfs outside Peter Thiel's home in Buenos Aires "where he currently resides for his own gain." The banner reads: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS | YOU MOTHERFUCKER"
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well you see, the polycule is organized into three rifle squads, a heavy weapons squad, and a six-member headquarters unit led by the polycule's first lieutenant,
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Bob Neville @bobotron808.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
THE BOOTS YOU LICK WILL STOMP YOU TOO
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Vaccines save lives. That’s it. That’s the post.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 27/08/2026
Ganondorf Renames Lake Hylia to Lake Gerudo ggtribune.com/2026/08/27/g...
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Andy Hall @fenomas.com · 29/08/2026
I see Milo is in the news again, so that's my cue to repost the greatest tweet of all time
A person tweets: Who is milo?
Popehat replies: Imagine if the monorail guy from the Simpsons was trying to sell dildos to the Klan.
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