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Crack Th3 Skye

@crackth3skye.bsky.social
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Chaotic good with an MUP and an unwarranted sense of self-importance. Posts about life, disasters, housing, college football, sapphic books, and Warhammer 40k (I play Red Corsairs). I am thirty or forty years old and I do not need this.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
When you can’t increase rent by 19% each year
The migrant woman and family during the dust bowl
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me. His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard. This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
Two images of Zohran. On the left is the original from the campaign which shows a close cropped beard. On the right is a version used by Cuomo’s SuperPAC with an artificially longer, darker beard.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 29/05/2025
I love the defense of treating my fellow trans Americans as a line item to be negotiated never includes the line “maybe trans people should lead in discussing the policies that affect their livelihoods” but rather “we must consider the social conservative viewpoint.”
I recognize the backlash I will likely face in proposing that Democrats seize the center on this issue. But many in the Democratic coalition share, if only among close and trusted friends, the sense that we are walking on eggshells. They fear they'll be berated or ostracized by making public any viewpoints or using language that diverges from progressive groupthink or online orthodoxy.
That silence is proving a political disaster.
It's time for real discussion, dissent and debate, without fear of being canceled.
Because if we feel that way, imagine how it strikes swing voters, who are tired of being lectured to and feeling judged. They will give the party a serious second look only if they see a heterodox and welcoming space in the Democratic coalition, including for Americans who are deeply uncomfortable with these issues for personal or religious reasons.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
They attacked, traumatized and fired the competent public servants, and now want your sympathy for being out of their depth.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It's not impossible but it's definitely not gonna be Democrats pulling us out of this mess. If you're going to be a truth vigilante you are going to have to be ready to fight them too
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
We got a live one today, folks
Haus of Decline comic about a dog correctly gendering her by being friendly. The owner says "Oh wow! She doesn't usually like guys..." The dog's only thought is "you smell like my food"

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"Ok so if I call my dog [n-word, they did not censor it] does it make it ok? No ofc not so why would you call your dog ginger?"

It should be noted that further up in the thread someone did an edit where the dog's name is Ginger and it only understands that word. This guy just really wanted to say it.
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I can hear 4 sets of triple parentheses in that post
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
It's truly amazing how blatantly and shamelessly the Trump administration lies. From today's science Executive Order, Trump pretends Biden was President in 2020.
The EO states that during the "prior administration," the CDC issued guidance on school reopenings that it criticizes for various reasons.The reopening guidance was issued on May 20, 2020 when Trump was President. https://www.edweek.org/leadership/forever-changed-a-timeline-of-how-covid-upended-schools/2022/04
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
But how many sponch juices did you use on a single yurtel?
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I'll never forget having to learn phpBB so I could make a forum for my America's Army clan. I needed a book for it but my library didn't have the one I needed. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style a
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
"Please remove 3 of them. I am not a crackpot."
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Came here to say the same thing, especially for Texas
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The Lesbian Review @thelesbianreview.com · 10/05/2025
Small Progress is Still Progress #YouveGotThis #YouAreNotAlone #InThisTogether
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Just remembering how Erick Erickson called Justice Souter a “goat fucking child molester.” Just a reminder that Trumpists were freaks decades before Trump came down the escalator.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
me to guys who converted to catholicism as adults and then decide they don't like the pope
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
if you do not think god selected the pope, there is another option, sitting right there, called "protestantism"!
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
"I can tell you what to do. You can't tell me what to do."
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Whoever wins, we lose"
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
So he paused his space degree to become a star?
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 29/04/2025
Where intelligence strays into denying joy because you are too smart to experience it, becomes my doubt as to your actual capability at all.
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Fun fact: research shows that drivers yield to pedestrians at a much higher rate if you just *keep walking into the street without stopping* www.kostelecplanning.com/on-the-11th-...
Screenshot from a blog post that says "A key finding was that motorists yielded at a much higher rate when pedestrians displayed a higher level of assertiveness when crossing a street. Driver yielding rates were: 71% for pedestrians exhibiting Level 1 (high) assertiveness, 30% for Level 2 (moderate) assertiveness, and 3% for Level 3 (low) assertiveness. 

The table below from that study defines these levels of assertiveness. Essentially, the drivers yielded at a much higher rate if you just keep walking rather than stopping in an attempt to make eye contact."

Table summary:
Level 1 assertiveness: no stopping before crossing
Level 2 assertiveness: body gesture, hand gesture, observing traffic from street or curb edge
Level 3 assertiveness: inattentive in street or curb edge, waiting far from curb edge

http://www.kostelecplanning.com/on-the-11th-day-of-safety-myths-my-dot-gave-to-me-make-eye-contact/
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I was having trouble getting the iPhone app to open a couple hours ago. Probably maintenance happening in the background.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Three months in and they’ve already lost the country faster than any White House in decades. From here on out it’s just them whining about about how everyone is being mean to them.
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ACLU of Wisconsin @acluofwi.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Judges have a duty to maintain order in their courtrooms and ensure the fair administration of justice, and federal law does not require state judges to act as agents of federal immigration enforcement.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 20/04/2025
a cross // someone getting baptized in a river // wine+bread // mary kneeling at the manger

"Life is a loss without Jesus!"

Yes. It is.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/04/2025
clownboybebop: 

"my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular"
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Bane?"
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
*monkey's paw finger curls* "Good news Ken, we finally got the telegraph working in your office"
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A source close to me is describing this all as "pretty fucking funny"
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Oh so you've also worked with my old boss
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 23/04/2025
On this day 18 years ago, @tayzonday.com uploaded Chocolate Rain to YouTube. knowyourmeme.com/memes/chocol...
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/04/2025
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
A US citizen with a learning disability who has just suffered a medical emergency asks a CBP officer for directions outside the emergency room. He ends up detained in an icebox for ten days and has the assistant secretary of DHS lying about him to the public at large. popular.info/p/us-citizen...
Tricia McLaughlin &
@TriciaOhio
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The narrative being pushed about Jose Hermosillo is false. On April 8, Hermosillo approached Border Patrol in Tucson and stated he had entered the U.S. illegally through Nogales. He said he wanted to turn himself in and completed a sworn statement identifying as a Mexican citizen who had entered unlawfully.
He was processed and appeared in court on April 11. Afterward, he was held by the U.S. Marshals in Florence, AZ. A few days later, his family presented documents showing U.S. citizenship. The charges were dismissed, and he was released to his family.
This arrest was the direct result of Hermosillo's own actions and statements.In an interview with Popular Information, his first with any media outlet, Hermosillo said DHS'.
's account was false.
According to Hermosillo, he was visiting his girlfriend's family in Tucson from his home in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Several hours before his arrest, Hermosillo was transported to a hospital in Tucson by ambulance after suffering from a seizure. He has a New Mexico state ID, but did not take it with him during the medical emergency.
After being released from the hospital following treatment, Hermosillo did not know how to return to where he was staying.
He approached the Border Patrol officer because he was looking for someone to help him. "I saw a car, and I askled] him for help," Hermosillo said. He told the officer that he was staying in Tucson."You"
re not from here. Do you have your
papers?" the officer said, according to Hermosillo. When the officer asked where he was from, Hermosillo said he told the officer,
"New Mexico." The officer then accused Hermosillo of lying. "Don't make me lout] like [I'm] stupid," the officer said. "I know you're from Mexico." After that, Hermosillo said, he was arrested.
Hermosillo said that he never told the officer that he was born in Mexico, was a citizen of Mexico, or entered the country illegally. And he would not have said those things because they are not true. He signed the transcript released by DHS because the officer ordered him to "sign everything." But Hermosillo did not read it, because he cannot read.
According to Hermosillo's girlfriend, Grace Hernandez, Hermosillo has learning disabilities and can only write his name.
Hermosillo said he did not graduate from high school and dropped out after the 10th grade.The officer also signed the document, which said Hermosillo "read" the document or had
it read to him. But Hermosillo said no one read him the document.
Other documents created by the officer have inaccuracies. For example, the criminal complaint says that Hermosillo was detained
"at or near Nogales, Arizona." But Hermosillo was detained in Tuscon, which is more than 70 miles from Nogales. John Mennell, a spokesperson for the U.S. Border Patrol, said that it was an "unintentional" error.
Hermosillo said he was detained with about
15 other men in a cell at the Florence Correctional Center. He was served only cold food. He said he contracted the flu because
"they have it cold in there and everybody's getting sick." Hermosillo said he requested medicine but was not provided with any.
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 23/04/2025
New YouGov/Economist poll out this morning finds Trump is no longer popular on immigration. This was the last issue he had a positive net approval on. This was very easy to see coming, esp bc individual components of immigration policy are so toxic: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/should-dem...
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/04/2025
JD exudes a choking miasma that is like the opposite of holy water. babies cry, silver tarnishes, trophies break, flowers wilt, and, alas,
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I became the Joker over COVID when all the wingnuts on Twitter who were totally vindicated in stockpiling masks because China and the WHO were lying to them immediately became anti-maskers once masks became lib coded.
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This is what a World War Z series should have been.
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Kyle Tague @kyletague.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
For those puzzled why the strong box office opening of SINNERS is being framed as disappointing somehow, Vulture gave the game away two days ago. Studios are freaking out about letting the copyright revert to Coogler, so the film can't be seen as a success. The fix is in.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Two backpacking German teenagers who had obtained ESTA approval from DHS were detained by CBP at the Honolulu airport, strip searched, jailed overnight, and ultimately deported to Japan because immigration officials weren’t satisfied with their lodging arrangements. beatofhawaii.com/why-these-ha...
The (translated) Ostsee Zeitung headline:

High school graduates in prison

Rostock women end up in Trump's deportation prison in the USA: "We felt so powerless"
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Crack Th3 Skye @crackth3skye.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Which is the funniest: tity, tiddy, or tittie?
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The Wealthy In This Country Would Poison Us For The Sake Of Profit!!!
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Prof. Kurban Said @kurbansaid.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Hyndman, Pennsylvania has been a Republican stronghold for at least the past two decades. It is a lie to suggest that Democrats have failed them. They’ve failed themselves.
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Rob Tracinski @tracinski.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is a fictionalized view. In reality, you cannot explain these voters unless you start with: “They are being propagandized 24/7 with falsehoods from Fox News.”
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
We are entering an era where relying on the existing economic system and/or being disconnected from each other won't be a viable strategy, for almost anyone. But beginning to concretely vision a way through where we become more connected and self-sufficient on a community level helps, sometimes.
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 18/04/2025
Yes, Trump does have political instincts. And you can often tell when Trump senses a topic is a political loser because he claims to know very little about it and starts passing the buck.
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Daniel Schultz @dandadad.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
It's Good Friday, the day Christians remember the death of Jesus. I've been thinking this week about a passage from Paul's letter to the Philippians (thread to follow, be patient as I'm at work) bible.oremus.org?ql=611993023
Philippians 2:5-11

Let the same mind be in you that was in Christ Jesus,
who, though he was in the form of God,
   did not regard equality with God
   as something to be exploited,
but emptied himself,
   taking the form of a slave,
   being born in human likeness.
And being found in human form,
   he humbled himself
   and became obedient to the point of death—
   even death on a cross.


Therefore God also highly exalted him
   and gave him the name
   that is above every name,
so that at the name of Jesus
   every knee should bend,
   in heaven and on earth and under the earth,
and every tongue should confess
   that Jesus Christ is Lord,
   to the glory of God the Father.
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