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Crabman7

@crabman7.bsky.social
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A man of many habits, most of them bad. Hobbies include reading history, DnD and martial arts

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Good doggy! She skipped Arm Day that morning Sherman is just doing her a solid
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Nick @therealnick.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tyler Robinson
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This is the guy who is supposed to be in charge.
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God @thegodshow.com · 08/09/2025
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
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Cait Brennan @caitbrennan.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Literally the second meme I've made in my life.
The tired old "Anakin and Padme" meme:

Anakin: I did it! I went back in time and saved us from RFK!"
Padme: RFK *junior*, right?...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Well humanity, it's been ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶r̶u̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶r̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶e̶x̶p̶e̶r̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶t̶h̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ long deserved.
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Avery @averyofbirds.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
It happened again
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Bonky @shesbonky.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom
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Crabman7 @crabman7.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Trump: "Bondi will release what's pertinent" The files: ■■■■■O■■ba■■■■■M■■■■■a■■■■■■■h■■■I■■■■■■■L■■■■a■■■r■■■y■■■■■bi■■■■d■■E■■■n■■■■■... MAGA: "WE KNEW IT!"
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Daily Tokusatsu @dailytokusatsu.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Spider-Man Episode 39: Sports World: One Great Meeting
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Crabman7 @crabman7.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Swapping Picard and Sisko makes TNG and DS9 comedies.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
You have no obligation to defend or explain the behavior of random street protesters. We have a lawless government that is flagrantly violating its legal, moral, even philosophical obligations to us. Everything else is secondary
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
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Jasmine Crockett @jasmineforus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
So I heard Republicans are confused and waiting for Jerry Springer to tell them who their daddy is before any legislation can move! Is Elon their daddy or Trump?
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a man in a suit stands in front of a large crowd
Alt: Jerry springer stands in front of a large crowd
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
President Declines Gift (1925)
President Declines Gift of Holiday Apple Pie

WASHINGTON, Oct 27 - AP - President and Mrs. Coolidge have declined an offer from the Girls' Club of Vermont University of a large apple pie for the White House Thanksgiving dinner. Although no reason was given for declining the pie, apparently it was refused because acceptance might have been taken as an endorsement by the president of the proposed apple week to be held about that time.

This might be regarded as a precent for endorsement of similar movements in other parts of the country. The telegram tendering the pie said it was designed to be a part of the apple week program.

--The Fresno Bee, 27 Oct 1925
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This kid runs circles around the reporter
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕚𝕤𝕥🎃𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 ℂ𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕒 ℙ💀𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕤𝕥 @thoc.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"Congratulations, you have reached the conclusion of this, my interactive entertainment media. Your completion of this game is like the whole of the Universe - an empty, meaningless flash of exuberant light in the infinite abyss, destined to sputter out into eternal nothingness., forgotten."
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 16/04/2025
Still the best historical re-enactment ever ;)
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Jeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
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Robert Armstrong @robarmstrong.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"
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Jay (SHE/HER) @dystopianmumma07.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick to drake
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
kendrick vs. drake
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Drake rn:
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
South Korea knows how to deal with and insurrectionist.
South Korea knows how to deal with and insurrectionist.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Good news, Republicans— those jobs you wanted are available.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/01/2025
This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 27/01/2025
This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
a white sheet of paper hanging from a black clip against a blue wall. the paper is a worksheet with the words, "my dog is a..." with the instructions to circle one of the following words, "hero," "companion," or "worker." instead, the word "circle" has been circled in pencil, and the rest of the sheet reads, "because he is round" in crude handwriting. next to the explanation as to why the dog is a circle, is a drawing of a very rotund dog with a tiny tail and little feet. this is an A+ assignment if we've ever seen one.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/01/2025
If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed
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Tyler K. Stroud @stroudarian.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
E-M-P-A-T-H-Y Spread it around!
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Matthew Facciani @matthewfacciani.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Instead of directly correcting false claims, “bypassing” offers an alternative strategy: focus on positive, truthful statements about the same topic. New research suggests it can be very effective and I cover it in more detail here! substack.com/home/post/p-... #MisinfoResearch
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"Bypassing" is a new way to counter misinformation, but how does it work?
A new study found that "bypassing" can counter misinformation without direct confrontation.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 24/01/2025
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics Take mine or make your own:
On a background of yellowed paper, bold text reads: Declaration of Life. If I disappear, I did not go willingly. If I die, it was not by my hand. Existence is resistance.
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Alona Ferber @aloner.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Thank the lord for Private Eye
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"Anteefer" @wal-martian.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/01/2025
AOC: "I want folks at home to look at what members of Congress are invested in private prisons companies, and look at the votes on this bill. It is atrocious that people are lining their pockets with private prison profits in the name of a horrific tragedy."
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Crabman7 @crabman7.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
As cathartic as swinging hammers at the system is, how many chances will you get? You'll do a lot more damage by knowing where to jam your wrenches, and also it's fucking hilarious.
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Kevin McShane (Verified) @kevinmcshane.org · 20/01/2025
"Masculine Energy"
Panel 1: Mark Zuckerberg stands on the stage at a Meta all-hands meeting, wearing a little chain and a shirt that says "Cool Dude." "I think our company could use more Masculine Energy," he says into a mic. In the crowd, an employee raises their hand. "Excuse me, Mr. Zuckerberg," the person asks. Panel 2: The person stands up, asking, "By "Masculine Energy," do you mean a mature definition where men in power use their relative strength to protect and uplift those less privileged?" Panel 3: The person continues, "…or a more childish definition where men in power are free to be aggressive and harm others without being held accountable?" Panel 4: Zuck stands silent for a beat. Panel 5: "You're all fired," he says.
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