Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 9hGoing to do some character-expanding, form-breaking, paradigm-shattering bits later. 3240
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There was a good part of this movie where one of the guys makes a weird noise for no reason. 061
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This movie is non-stop dropping warming dictator-style jokes, it's so insane. I don't even have enough time to try and puzzle them out before the next one. 170
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you're wondering if I've seen clown 1, I'm not sure. I don't know if there even is a clown 1. 2160
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"potion of"? More like "p(o)"robably sh"(toin)"ld "of" blocked this guy! 2100
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Big red flag for me would be if a guy had the nickname Mr. Nasty Thoughts. 5514
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Throwback to when I originally saw this: bsky.app/profile/crab... 070
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Okay I can't bring myself to do this. Rewatching a super banger, now watching 190
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026When a musician is struggling? That's a struggling musician. 150
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"A struggling musician struggles with whether to go legit or stay in the streets, but with constant distractions, he focuses on the bigger picture." 190
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Shooting the messenger. They suck at their job and delivered a bad message, what do you want me to do? 2345
Reposted by Crab Manrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Review: Gerald's Cream Heist(1932) **/**** took over 45 minutes to get to the cream heist. Gerald was handsome and genial,but i struggled to look past the actor (also named Gerald)'s history of speaking out in favor of poison 0394
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Literally all I've ever wanted is a gf who responds in a playful, caring way to me. 060
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Babe don't take this the wrong way, but I find you very playful and caring. 090
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thank you saying this. Most people are treating this like a silly situation and I'm trapped in an apartment with a crazy bee. 050
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It. Hasn't. Been. Invented. Yet. This isn't so hard to understand. 130
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026IT IS A FLAVORFUL MIST WITH ALL THE ESSENTIAL NUTRIENTS TO SUSTAIN HUMAN LIFE. YOU SPRAY IT IN YOUR MOUTH WITH A LITTLE SPRAYER THAT MAKES A LASER BLAST SOUND EFFECT. IT IS ENGINEERED IN A FUTURISRIC SCIENCE LAB. IT IS NOT PISS. 140
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No you racist. I had an idea for a new type of food called Nutritious Mists. 160
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If You Were Here You'd Be Homo By Now (This one hasn't aged well) 140
Reposted by Crab Manhaunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I Gave Her the Bird In My Hand And She Shaved Her Bush 151
Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For All Of Your Whining, There's Very Little I Care About With You 180