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It’s been one of those weeks… …Pass the detritus!!!

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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 11h
Haven’t heard many people talk about it but man I cannot get enough of the MC Dungeons 2 soundtrack. The Dungeons 1 ost was not bad by any means but 2 feels so much more Minecraft-y. Even more cinematic tracks like boss themes have so much shared dna with vanilla’s BGM and it’s so fun to listen to
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Daily Silksong News @dailysilksongnews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wow youtu.be/8JPfOGTp-EQ
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Daily Silksong - Sea of Sorrow News - Day 290
YouTube video by Daily Silksong News
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MintRefresh🍬 @mintrefresh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE SIFT HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED FOR VANILLA! #Minecraft #MinecraftLIVE #MinecraftNews
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PSA: Always remember to throw your old game consoles into the ocean if you aren’t using them anymore. Before some kind samaritan dumped a Wii into the far reaches of the Pacific, Bikini Bottom had no access to classics like Donkey Kong Barrel Blast.
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another fine addition to the “we forgot we weren’t making this for the Wii U” family
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hot take but I think an “end drop” the size of 1.21.5 would be perfect. The end isn’t in need of a significant new draw like the nether was pre-1.16, it just needs some visual interest, and i feel like that could be accomplished by a relatively small amount of new blocks used tastefully
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like to formally apologize to the Shinespark
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Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds: Shocked
Alt: Danny DeVito after finishing a boss with the shinespark
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Once you’ve played a Metroid, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Shinespark puzzles to death with your bare hands (This is about Dread)
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Land Ahoy 1.4 is out now for MC 26.3, featuring some big makeovers for a few biomes, and a better location for Dappled Forests! modrinth.com/datapack/lan...
A dappled forest, now with a quieter color palette, nestled between a taiga and a mountain rangeA bamboo jungle, now more bamboo than jungle and featuring “trees” with whole bamboo blocksA stony shore, now weathered and overgrown with moss
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Land Ahoy 1.4 is out now for MC 26.3, featuring some big makeovers for a few biomes, and a better location for Dappled Forests! modrinth.com/datapack/lan...
A dappled forest, now with a quieter color palette, nestled between a taiga and a mountain rangeA bamboo jungle, now more bamboo than jungle and featuring “trees” with whole bamboo blocksA stony shore, now weathered and overgrown with moss
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
am i doing it right
MERITOD RANVEOUSMERTOID RAVNEOUSMETEOROID RENDEZVOUSMETROID RATS
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The poplar trees in the new Minecraft trailer are different looking than what we got in game? Idk if it was an artistic choice or if the trailer was made early in development but i kinda love them…
Opening shot from the minecraft 26.3 (wilderness bound) trailer featuring a large dappled forest biomeA close up of the different poplar trees. Note the compact, acacia-like shape and the vertical log branches under the canopy. 

Not pictured but shown later in the trailer are vines on the tree trunks which are absent from the final versionA screenshot of the vanilla dappled forest for comparison, taken from the MC wiki
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy 26.3 day! My resource pack, Seedy Saplings, has been updated with newly-discovered poplar catkins and sprouts!
Seedy things are Bound to happen...All seeds & saplings in my resource pack!
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only time i’m spending tokens on a prompt is when i feel the irresistible pull of the Big Bass Wheel
PULL THE HANDLE TO SPIN THE WHEEL, EH?
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This Kirkiversary feels like the VERY FIRST KIRKIVERSARY TO ME
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know it’s probably something he got teleported into overnight but I really like the idea that kirby has been in the truman show dome the whole time. Every kirby game was a really elaborate enrichment activity. Meta knight & dedede are his handlers.
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MARIO TITANS TOMORROW
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hearing the roadrunner say beep beep instead of meep meep in #coyotevsacme
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Volvy 2.0: Cigarette Heist was kind of the precursor to GTA if you think about it, people just didn’t appreciate it back then
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
subspace emissary stage 7 the ruined zoo
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MintRefresh🍬 @mintrefresh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today is the final day of Smithed Summit 2026! If you haven't visited this free #Minecraft convention yet (on Java), now's your last chance! smithed.net/summit
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Any Pokémon left in Pokémon Bank after February 25, 2027 will be recycled into new Pokémon.
Pokémon Bank
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Frong Friend 🍍 yearning for peace @frongfriend.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wanted to draw long Crash from fortnite, the power he radiates is immeasurable
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/2705zxdvz0Y I made a trailer!!!
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Land Ahoy! - Minecraft Worldgen Datapack - Trailer
YouTube video by Crabbarition
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
youtu.be/2705zxdvz0Y I made a trailer!!!
youtu.be
Land Ahoy! - Minecraft Worldgen Datapack - Trailer
YouTube video by Crabbarition
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
putting DK Challenge card #39 - Rehearsal Challenge in my helmet before going off to war
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Every SpongeBob Frame In Order @esfio.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
beta.everyfra.me/shows/sponge...
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-goblin or want to slow goblin conquest, I have one question: If the portal to the goblin realm were sealed tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without Gronkkull, Fünguzz, or any other bug-eating homunculus?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a meerkat is seated  and speaking to the “camera” in an interview style. The meerkat says with an intensity, “nobody knows the real story. I was there.” Panel 2: another dramatic Netflix documentary interview style shot of the meerkat. It continues, “it’s a cult.” Panel 3: title card on a prairie landscape which reads, “MEERKAT MANOR: Tunnel of Lies”
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lunarbunten @lunarbunten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Beware the Impending Void... In Enderscape 3.0, be careful of dangerous new Void Lachryma and Void Fire! Heal away voided health with Void Purification from Puruberries, set a new spawn point at End Havens, and more! Available now for Fabric 26.1 and 26.2! #minecraft #mcdev youtu.be/EUPgZQM8VFA
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Enderscape 3.0 Release Overview | Impending Void
YouTube video by lunarbunten
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
today's the last day you can post him don't forget
h h h gregg panasonic bluray 99 dollars lg 42 inch lcd 299
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Kirby Air Riders @kirbyairridersx.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Here's today's #KirbyAirRiders photo!
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
“Can I get the combo meal?” “I’m sorry, what was that?” (long sigh) “Can you… Expand Dog?”
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A true horticulturist doesn’t need to see LEMONPOST, lime. He goes by pure citrus instinct.
hornet and the knight as a lemon and a lime respectively



hey apple
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A true horticulturist doesn’t need to see LEMONPOST, lime. He goes by pure citrus instinct.
hornet and the knight as a lemon and a lime respectively



hey apple
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mo charlic. art&songs @charlic.nekoweb.org · 23/07/2026
Enemies to Watch Out For

Grunt: Walks around just minding their business. Takes one bounce to knock over, but why would you wanna do that?

J.C. Lampstep: Hates being bounced. Gets real miffed if you try. Will succumb to the madness if you try a second time.

Peckington: Hops around a lot. Time your hit properly to knock them over. Likes to read comics. Nobody knows where they got those wings.

Satchel the Imp: He sometimes runs around the stage and tries to jump on your head, intercepting your jump. He can also break into your house, eat your snacks, and drink your soda, but not in this game. Can't be killed.

The Big Gorilla: The zoo's most prized 800-pound ape. Be careful not to run into him whenever he's on screen, or else you're in for a thump-a-thon you'll not soon forget! Can't be killed.

Ball: What is this thing? No seriously, I don't know where it came from or what it does. I've always been really good at this game so I think it only shows up if you aren't. I know this is an all-ages game, but what the fuck?
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therealWokeKong @donkeykonga.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
donkey kong when he falls off the stage in super smash bros
why arm spinning saves you
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slicedlime @slicedlime.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New Minecraft Snapshot: 26.3-snapshot-3 www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/min…
New Minecraft Snapshot: 26.3-snapshot-3
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 05/07/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK AWOOOO RUFF ARF BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ARF BARK BARK
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
but if you close your eyes…
the dapled forest… go grean?!??!! minecraft dappled forest green curse!!!!
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FurryTel Networks @furrytel.net · 11/06/2026
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
God, the Modrinth news genuinely ruined my day. It’s so funny that they kept it under wraps for four whole months. It’s like knew it would piss people off but only cared that it would piss people off but not why it would piss people off.
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Crabbarition @crabbarition.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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