Reposted by Cam JCineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sep 24th - East German Nazis will kill Dr. Paul Flammond's daughter, unless he completes the Polaris Naval Mine by this date. 📽️📅 Top Secret! (1984) 36313
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Took the whole day off today just cuz and there still wasn’t enough time for all the nothing I wanted to do. 110
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Rocket Power could have a whole second life as a sports anime. 111
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Current debate around the apartment: how many holes are in a sock with no holes? 110
Reposted by Cam Jpye 🍊 @pyeraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Biquette the legend 🐐🙏 rescued from a dairy farm, she lived the rest of her days at a communal farm / punk diy venue. she loved grind and attended shows held there, wandering freely and choosing to stand at the front during loud performances 322181
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@saxysarah15.bsky.social is a girl of whom I’ve become quite fond. 110
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m reading a lot of “i CaN’t BeLiVe i’M AgReEiNg WiTh MaCkLeMoRe” stuff and like, he was always a good guy? And the music wasn’t bad either? 120
Reposted by Cam JDJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think a cool thing would be if you could scan a packaged food’s UPC and see if there’s an active recall on it. Once that takes off my follow-up product would be to re-release upton sinclair’s “the jungle” with a sexy cover. 2569
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Texted my wife at 3:45am at my bachelor party, just to let her know I was good and she’d have something nice to see when she woke up. She texted me back immediately. 020
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t wanna say @marthakelly.bsky.social was the funniest part of Coyote vs Acme, but she definitely was the most consistently funny (every line, in fact). 130
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Maybe it’s just me, but I’m glad the new series of Taskmaster got the inevitable singing task out of the way in the first episode. 020
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Guy at the weed store in the doped Broly shirt I’ve ever seen. No pic. 110
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The new Metroid trailer inspired me to get Metroid Dread and not only is it scratching a Cuphead itch, but I also can’t help but compare it to the greatest sidescroller of all time, Splosion Man. 110
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026But what if it was called Twine Peaks and everyone was made of string? What then?? 110
Reposted by Cam JJen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...ysph.yale.eduUniversal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study ProjectsA single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it 596165417116
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My day-to-day life is just a bunch of iPhone alarms reminding me to put one foot in front of the other. 110
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It rules that I can never purposely turn my vape on first try but it has no problem turning itself on in my pocket and running hot for a minute or two. 010
Reposted by Cam JRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/09/2026Instead of saying "have a good day", I'm gonna start saying "have a good May 13th". If it's May 13th, that's appropriate, and if it's not May 13th, it gives them something to look forward to. 0121
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Didn’t go to the gym yesterday and there’s overtime at work today so I’m not sure if I’ll make it there today either. I’m definitely my own harshest critic about this, but it’s SO EASY to fall out of a habit that you don’t really wanna do in the first place. 010
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Hey, I liked Miss March! (Only saw it once and I was pretty drunk) 010
Reposted by Cam J𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 21/10/2023Clyde Caldwell, Sympathy for the Devil 329357
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Running late to work cuz I spent too long trying to do the tiddy dance in the gym mirror. 110
Reposted by Cam JJohn @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2024FROM: john@cpncrunch.com TIME: 4:21pm SUBJECT: re: berries The cereal. It's all crunch berries ________________________________ FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com TIME: 3:28pm SUBJECT: re: berries what __________________________________ FROM: john@cpncrnch.com TIME: 3:27pm SUBJECT: berries It's all berries 8475107
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Thinking about referring to getting a couple drinks as “drying out some bottles.” 120
Reposted by Cam JCineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Aug 28th 1965 - The postmark on a letter from Sam Shakusky (Jared Gilman) to Suzy Bishop (Kara Hayward), detailing their plans to run away together. 📽️📅 Moonrise Kingdom (2012) 25710
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I know I talk a lot of shit, but the episode of Baki Hanma where you meet Mouth literally gave me chills as I was on the treadmill. The final line made me practically leap in the air. (WATCH WITH HEADPHONES!!) 020
Reposted by Cam Jjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45269627
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My mother and I danced to I Will Always Love You at my wedding. RIP 030
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? 010
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Me when having drinks with my wife and my friend: “There’s a lot of room for the DSA to grow, but the right people seem to be getting mad. I’m excited for the primaries.” Me to after my friend goes home: “I’ve been getting into turkey as a deli meat.” 140
Reposted by Cam Jjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare 131136702735
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Always assumed Baki took place in “the present,” (although I’m a bit foggy about when it was originally released), and then Baki went and kidnapped George Bush. 010
Cam J @cptkammyjay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Dentist said I have no new cavities, so it’s time to celebrate with an iced honey bun and a cold diet dew! 110
