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The Black Vegetable

@cptblag.bsky.social
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Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DceQvxGlI4...
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Feminist News on Instagram: "The whole country just lost the one person that actually brought us all together. Her nephew announced it on her own accounts this afternoon: she died peacefully in Nash...
19K likes, 195 comments - feminist_news_now on August 25, 2026: "The whole country just lost the one person that actually brought us all together. Her nephew announced it on her own accounts this af...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why hasn't this been all over social media? Literally only read about this today. BBC News - Kirandeep Kaur: 'The big sister who was my world' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Kirandeep Kaur's family 'devastated by her death', sister says
Kirandeep Kaur, killed as she slept with her baby and husband, leaves behind a 'devastated' family in India.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ding dong
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Slightly inappropriate comic panels #1.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not really watching the world cup, but if DR Congo players drank cartons of Um Bongo at the next "hydration break" it would literally make my day.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So you're telling me Liverpool have appointed Dr Octopus as their new manager? I think we know how this will end...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
On one of my rare visits to Facebook I noticed a post by a guy saying that we need to 'Kill all the fucking n*****rs and p***s'. I reported this and just got a reply back saying this does not 'go against our community standards'. What the fuck would??
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
True on both counts.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got to try to find positives somewhere..
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Paul Carnahan @pacarnahan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
British Summer Time is all sunshine and laughter till I have to get up at (effectively) 4am on Monday morning..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My 14 year old daughter walked in to see Trump on the news making some speech about Iran. "Can I say something?" she asks, and turns to the TV and says "Fuck off Trump". First time I ever heard her swear. Couldn't be more proud.
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Shannon 🦇💩🤪 GOOD TROUBLE 💙💙💙 @shannonmaebreen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So Reform are now claiming 'family voting' took place. Frankly, if this did happen, I reckon it was Reform voters who couldn't write an x without help. Not normally allowed to hold sharp objects other than crayons.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hmm and we know what happens to 'armadas' don't we?
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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
British soldiers returning from Afghanistan after "doing nothing for the USA." Fuck you Donald Trump.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk..
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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners. Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night. The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If the news feels like an endless skipfire, you’re not alone... And that’s why we made The Trawl In today's ep: - The Epstein files featuring "A" from Balmoral - Trump's mid-term panic 🎧 Listen below to a news pod that makes you feel less alone - & might even make you laugh
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I always find New Year massively depressing as I ponder whether the year to come will be the one on my headstone. Not that I intend to have a headstone, more like a cheapo quickie cremation with my remains being thrown shortly afterwards like yesterdays cat litter. Anyway,Happy New Year, everyone!
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day I just that 15 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 months…
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/11/2025
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint. Protect your people. Call out the predators. #RESIST
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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Labours new party sligan: THEY GO LOW. WE’LL GO LOWER. The labour party utterly conned us to get in to power. news.sky.com/story/home-s...
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Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood threatens Trump-style visa ban on three countries as part of radical asylum reforms
Shabana Mahmood will address the House of Commons today to lay out "the most sweeping reforms to tackle illegal migration in modern times".
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I don’t have too many life rules but I think a not completely terrible one to keep in mind, no matter what you do, and no matter how much better you get at doing it, is Most People Don’t Know Who The Fuck You Are And Have Got Far Too Many More Important Things To Worry About To Actually Give A Shit.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
My 14 year old daughter tells me that all her friends think I'm the coolest of all the dads. It's only taken me 60 years to achieve coolhood, but I'm taking it 😎
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 02/11/2025
Word is Rachel Reeves is considering a 20% "settling-up charge" on the business assets of the ultra rich who decide to flee the UK for tax havens. The "exit tax", to reduce revenue dodging, is already used by most other G7 nations, so it can't be claimed as "anti-business". It could raise £20bn.
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Lyndsey @lyndseydoob.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The struggle is real. Diddums
A screenshot of a photograph and text above. The black text on white background says; 
“When you watch your husband get handsy with a single mom in leather pants, but you can’t make him sleep on the couch cause he’ll fuck that too.”
Below the text is an up close photograph of vice president to the orange clown baby JD Vance’s wife Usha Vance. Looking down and pensive wearing a pale suite.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Some things make me laugh more than they should
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
More people need to know this
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Colin Sydes aka Lord SydesJokes #FBPE #FBR #Resist #Resistance @sydesjokes.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Don't tell me, he was doing 'research for a book' 🤔🙄 BBC News - Tommy Robinson refused to give phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material' www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Tommy Robinson refused to give police phone Pin to protect 'journalistic material'
The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Last night I watched Kentucky Fried Movie on YT for the first time in about 30 years. It really isn't as funny as I remember it being and wondered why I loved it so much as a teenage boy. The I got to the 'Catholic Girls in Trouble' section and remembered exactly why 😂
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Kerry @kerry10.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This is the 2nd most important video I will probably post. It is horrific. If Russia was doing this to Ukraine, they would have the whole world behind them. I cannot accept and will not stand by and watch our government holding Israel's hand in genocide. I will never vote for Starmer's party
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We flounced out of the EU on the say-so of politicians who lied to us. And what a total shitshow that’s turned out to be. The polar opposite of what they promised. Now the call to flounce out of the ECHR. By the same people. Telling the same lies. Has the country been kicked in the head by a horse?
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Good grief. Do I have to? 😂
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Elle @kindofnorthern.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I live in a country where it’s mandatory to carry ID and where digital ID is on all government sites. It makes life so much easier. The British government has dropped another comms bollock here. Make it about ease, not sodding immigration.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I think the rapture just happened but it turns out no-one on the planet is worthy. Typical. #rapture
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Maybe we are in the bad place because none of us forwarded those emails to 5 friends
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I see Air Farce One has touched down on our fair soil. Given El Taco’s view on our freedom of expression I thought I’d display how suppressed we are by stating on the record that #TrumpIsACunt Fuck you Donny you fashy pissy little snowflake
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What the profile says v the reply to one of my posts (BTW I have no fucking idea what he is jabbering on about)
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Saw someone note that if Tyler Robinson had killed anyone else on the Utah campus (even if it had been multiple people) Kirk and his supporters would not have given one damn about them. We know this because not one of them gives a damn about the school shooting that happened the same day.
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Johanna Saunders @johannasaunders.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Forgive me if I don’t want to unite with people who attack police officers, urinate publicly, have criminal records, beat their wives & children, blame minorities for their shitty lives, weaponise our flags, chant obscenities in front of children, and threaten everyone offended.
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JR @janewantstorejoin.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My friend is in London at th counter protest. She says they are completely surrounded in Whitehall by the Yaxley Lennon mob, from top to bottom. All racist chants. 98% white men. 2% women. She can't get out. The counter protestors are staying calm.
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