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The Black Vegetable

@cptblag.bsky.social
1.6K followers 1.8K following 650 posts

Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE

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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Slightly inappropriate comic panels #1.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So you're telling me Liverpool have appointed Dr Octopus as their new manager? I think we know how this will end...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
True on both counts.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got to try to find positives somewhere..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No comment needed.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The story doesnt appear to be about Naga at all, apart from her frustration with the 'toxic' atmosphere
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Some things make me laugh more than they should
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
More people need to know this
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Good grief. Do I have to? 😂
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Noone is good enough to be taken
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What the profile says v the reply to one of my posts (BTW I have no fucking idea what he is jabbering on about)
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
What the actual fuck
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I should have been born Finnish...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I know right? Whereas the original was genuinely beautiful
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It was obviously wonderful, thanks! 😍
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I've had worse views when eating lunch to be honest..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If its Wednesday, this must be Olden.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Goodness me. I need a lie down 😂
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Still in Norway enjoying the fjords. Well done, Slartibartfast.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Bit pretty here.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The mandatory shit wall selfie.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Not the worst place to wake up in on a Monday morning.. Stavanger, Norway.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I appear to be on the way to Norway...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Things looking up 👌
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Bit cloudy but otherwise great day at the British Ironworks Centre down the road
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Flag shaggers literally creaming themselves over on FB because of this.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
My understanding is that there were 9 in the period 2014-16. The point remains valid but I'm a stickler for accuracy..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Did everything you could want to do at the seaside. Paddled, Crabbing, eating chips, arcade, tat shops etc etc and even had an awesome cup of coffee! Today, planning lunch at McDonald's and a wander round a maize maze!
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Beach day done: Paddling ✅ Crabbing ✅ Tat shops ✅ Chips ✅ Arcade ✅ Scarily unsafe fairground ride ✅ Completed it mate
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
This lovely lady just followed me. Seems legit.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Yeah but at the same time supes was also, famously, a dick.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Tbf Superman always was a complete dick, so..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Fixed it.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Easily the best list I have made it onto so far.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Kiddiemanjaro
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Then there was this dude..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
So, 'NHS tourists' have 'fleeced our hospitals' out of £200m over the last five years? Good job we are getting that extra £350m pumped into the NHS per WEEK since brexit, isn't it?
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Ladies, don't forget to pick up your copy of "Dishes Men Like".
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Taken to the pub for father's day, and when it came to choosing dessert I was seriously tempted to have the steak and guiness (sic) pie but couldn't decide whether to have it with ice cream, cream or custard.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Great work.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
So I voted Labour partly to ensure that my civil service job remained safe. How it's going:
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Me in real life versus my character in every single video game I play.
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