The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026So you're telling me Liverpool have appointed Dr Octopus as their new manager? I think we know how this will end... 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick. 020 2
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk.. 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 16/11/2025The story doesnt appear to be about Naga at all, apart from her frustration with the 'toxic' atmosphere 110 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Some things make me laugh more than they should 010 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/09/2025The wife is away for a few days and this cat is not happy and is making his feelings known. 050 5
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/09/2025What the profile says v the reply to one of my posts (BTW I have no fucking idea what he is jabbering on about) 031 3
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I know right? Whereas the original was genuinely beautiful 010 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I've had worse views when eating lunch to be honest.. 010 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Still in Norway enjoying the fjords. Well done, Slartibartfast. 1284127251 4.1K
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Not the worst place to wake up in on a Monday morning.. Stavanger, Norway. 060 6
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Bit cloudy but otherwise great day at the British Ironworks Centre down the road 030 3
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Flag shaggers literally creaming themselves over on FB because of this. 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025My understanding is that there were 9 in the period 2014-16. The point remains valid but I'm a stickler for accuracy.. 110 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Did everything you could want to do at the seaside. Paddled, Crabbing, eating chips, arcade, tat shops etc etc and even had an awesome cup of coffee! Today, planning lunch at McDonald's and a wander round a maize maze! 110 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Beach day done: Paddling ✅ Crabbing ✅ Tat shops ✅ Chips ✅ Arcade ✅ Scarily unsafe fairground ride ✅ Completed it mate 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This lovely lady just followed me. Seems legit. 110 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Yeah but at the same time supes was also, famously, a dick. 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Tbf Superman always was a complete dick, so.. 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Easily the best list I have made it onto so far. 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/07/2025So, 'NHS tourists' have 'fleeced our hospitals' out of £200m over the last five years? Good job we are getting that extra £350m pumped into the NHS per WEEK since brexit, isn't it? 061 6
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Ladies, don't forget to pick up your copy of "Dishes Men Like". 000 0
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Taken to the pub for father's day, and when it came to choosing dessert I was seriously tempted to have the steak and guiness (sic) pie but couldn't decide whether to have it with ice cream, cream or custard. 010 1
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/03/2025So I voted Labour partly to ensure that my civil service job remained safe. How it's going: 121 2
The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Me in real life versus my character in every single video game I play. 000 0