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The Black Vegetable

@cptblag.bsky.social
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Old punk still hanging in there. Never ever vote Tory. Opinions are my own, but are obviously all objectively correct. #FBPE

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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yep that's me cancelling the two ultimate subs I currently pay, then.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DceQvxGlI4...
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Feminist News on Instagram: "The whole country just lost the one person that actually brought us all together. Her nephew announced it on her own accounts this afternoon: she died peacefully in Nash...
19K likes, 195 comments - feminist_news_now on August 25, 2026: "The whole country just lost the one person that actually brought us all together. Her nephew announced it on her own accounts this af...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Scared of looking like an idiot. Pathetic.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Why hasn't this been all over social media? Literally only read about this today. BBC News - Kirandeep Kaur: 'The big sister who was my world' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Kirandeep Kaur's family 'devastated by her death', sister says
Kirandeep Kaur, killed as she slept with her baby and husband, leaves behind a 'devastated' family in India.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ding dong
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Slightly inappropriate comic panels #1.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Or outside. Not coming inside specifically to vomit would be a good start.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Burnham won't last either. As soon as he gets in the usual suspects in social media and the actual media will start working hard to destroy him until the level of approbation becomes too much.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not really watching the world cup, but if DR Congo players drank cartons of Um Bongo at the next "hydration break" it would literally make my day.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
As a wise man once said.. ".. and when you walk in golden halls, you get to keep the gold that falls". Sounds about right.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
So you're telling me Liverpool have appointed Dr Octopus as their new manager? I think we know how this will end...
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
On one of my rare visits to Facebook I noticed a post by a guy saying that we need to 'Kill all the fucking n*****rs and p***s'. I reported this and just got a reply back saying this does not 'go against our community standards'. What the fuck would??
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
True on both counts.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Sometimes I think people are attacking the totally wrong targets, aren't they?
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
They really did, to hide the very obvious camel toe.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I thought it was wonderful while Ruth W was in it, diminishing returns thereafter though
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
907. Was happy will I saw everyone else's score.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I never thought anything could make me nostalgic for the halcyon days of, say, 2019, but here we are.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Is she a tory plant??
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Got to try to find positives somewhere..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wellll. He does say that they pretty much tortured animals 'for a laugh' when he worked in an abatoir. Although he wasn't proud of it.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hopefully Maiden will stick to their guns and not attend.
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Paul Carnahan @pacarnahan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This week, Brexit finally killed our family business. We cleared out our warehouse, handed back the keys, paid the final bills and said goodbye to our last employee. What was once a thriving firm died a slow, sad death, all thanks to Farage, Johnson and the gullible idiots they conned. 1/18
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I got 684 like you my ones in Africa were appalling!
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
That is an absolute banger
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No comment needed.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Terrific" as it "It causes terror"?
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
British Summer Time is all sunshine and laughter till I have to get up at (effectively) 4am on Monday morning..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Well done. As we get older I think we just have to be more and more grateful that we survived..
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Yep, have just been called an anti semite on facebook for suggesting that firing missiles at schools was, in some way, "wrong" 🙄
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My 14 year old daughter walked in to see Trump on the news making some speech about Iran. "Can I say something?" she asks, and turns to the TV and says "Fuck off Trump". First time I ever heard her swear. Couldn't be more proud.
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Shannon 🦇💩🤪 GOOD TROUBLE 💙💙💙 @shannonmaebreen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Goodness me 😍
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So Reform are now claiming 'family voting' took place. Frankly, if this did happen, I reckon it was Reform voters who couldn't write an x without help. Not normally allowed to hold sharp objects other than crayons.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
All cos of 'woke progressives and islamists' according to Goodwin 🙄
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Matt Goodwin, ladies and gentlemen. What a dick.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Nevertheless. They won't form an alliance with Reform.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Yeah that's really not true tho, is it?
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I absolutely agree. However I also think that if Reform are the party with the most seats, and other parties form a coalition to keep them out, it will all (for want of a better term) *kick off*
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Stop it 😭
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The nicest thing anyone has said to me in months 😍
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Surviving Sukie, that's the best I can say right now!
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My name is Martin. I'm not happy with this conversation. 😂
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I was literally waiting for this post from you!
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Hmm and we know what happens to 'armadas' don't we?
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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
British soldiers returning from Afghanistan after "doing nothing for the USA." Fuck you Donald Trump.
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The Black Vegetable @cptblag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The more I see of Trump, the more convinced I become that he thinks he is playing Risk..
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Zoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
The narrative about London crime is truly so BORING to Londoners. Those of us who walk & travel around our city safely every day, every night. The likeliest daily risk to Londoners is of being ripped off by our landlord or somewhere charging us £4.50 for a coffee. #r4today
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