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@cpgrouchy.bsky.social
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⚠ Invalid Handle. Fifth-level Bluesky elder. Obligate tacovore. Amanita. I am not actually the number 7. Am I the pleasant weirdo, or is Gonzo? My dog runs this account, mostly. Send her a milkbone as soon as this place supports DMs.

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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 6h
Just let your annoying friend know where to send pigeons, smoke signals, or post cards...?
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 6h
Alas. Doggo would love to help if she could. (Excuse me though, I have to yell at her for chasing the cat off my lap..)
Dog, lying by the lake with sand on her paws and nose, smilin' like she got away with something
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 7h
Rutger Carlos Hauer
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 8h
We appreciate you though, Öttër! At least I do.
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 9h
Anybody doing anything special for Banned Books Week...?
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 16h
I don't mean "go do this as a project and maybe they'll learn", I mean the world would be a better place if the people who thought they were the betters of 99.999% of us needed to sell me a hamburger to pay their rent
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 16h
... gonna save this as a reaction image
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 16h
From the "short walkies before GBTW" collection... Kitty likes to pretend she's not following her dog friend on her walk
Dog and cat near the edge of the woods

Dog is looking back at her cat friend 

Cat is pretending not to notice
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 16h
I mean, that sounds better than 90% of my morning ( :
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 17h
Anybody got anything good going on today...?&
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 17h
I think the world would be a better place if these billionaires cooked and served hamburgers.
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 17h
Twelve yards long and two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride! It's top of the line in utility-sports. Unexplained fire are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero (The Simpsons)
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 18h
... there's a weird trend that seems like the opposite of enshittification but kinda feels similar... suddenly everything we love has to be elevated and sold to people with discerning tastes and enormous disposable incomes for somebody to mine
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, every time I hear a new thought from these guys it's like a new way to rate and value humans... or to the point, de-value The caliper comment was not lost on me At this point most of what I learn about those guys' beliefs is against my will...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah, this does the gross thing of assuming that suffering is bad because of "intelligence", and you don't have to go too far down the rabbit hole to imagine how a lot of evil can come out of that...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 20h
Oh is it Han Solo season?...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 20h
........There's an impressively deep void under that bass pro cap of his
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 20h
I'm reading them as "carrying" not "screaming". Cute li'l guys!
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🫂
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These guys definitely weezed
Four guys on a stage with flame spurts.  No ROUSs to be seen
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
... start a land war in Europe over cookies 👍
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk, brownies maybe not, but I'd pick the fight that bar cookies count...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am def not going to lose permanent hearing for *checks notes* Silversun Pickups
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk Öttër… I can respect that, & both sound like miserable deaths, but "my jaw falls off my face while I'm waiting for the cancer to kill me" sounds like an especial hell I'd take it if we meant from an epidemiological standpt/it was JUST ME suffering a miserable death instead of a million others…
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flowering weed for this morning was the goldenrod that's finally in full bloom! Solidago, probably S. altissima
The bright, almost chrome yellow flowers of a goldenrod: one stem sharp and sticking up in front, with many others below and behind and a little out
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[conclave intensifies]
The cardinals from Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition sketch
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... the AI bros aren't giving us Mr. Data either, they're giving us Daystrom's M-5
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just seeing this--thankful everything is ok
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EVEN MORE ANNOYING, it comes with voice narration turned on Hit Channel Up and a robot voice reads you the program description Thought I'd go insane listening to descriptions of every button push as I navigated around looking how to turn it off #ux
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... unskippable demo video for your remote control when you plug in a new cable box
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... why does the dog always make a beeline for a stand of poison ivy to poop in when we're coming home from the park?... No, you may not go in there, find another place
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a little gray, a lot cooler, and ever so slightly drizzly, but I guess it's a nice morning to go a-fishin'
Great blue heron standing on the shore looking for his breakfast
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeeeeah. And I know about the radium girls too. It's an impressive amount of stupid ...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... oh--she knitted me a scarf once, which is both nice and nice of her... I guess that's the "most involved" (def more so than the occasional printed t-shirt), though it's not like I wear scarves much in NC
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... idk, my wife has zero interest being involved in buying clothing for me, except maybe a stray t-shirt... idk, I might like input from the one person who I care whether she thinks I look good, but it's prob better this way than having her buy it for me...
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*comes home from church* *makes coffee* *opens bsky* *has regrets* .......... radium water? Y'all.
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... 🫂
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was pretty great. So was the four color "carbonless" paper. So were the purple ditto-machine originals, when I got my hands on those...!
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... I took my life into my own hands looking for this on Al Gore's own internet
Wang™ terminal
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
... I can hear this picture
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody said AI pictures on a menu all look like food for Garbage Pail Kids, and I can never un-see it
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's like how you're supposed to take magnesium and calcium together, if he's eating 386s he's gonna need to supplement his Weitek 3167s, and where are you even gonna find those?
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's confused the chip conversation and the health conversation again ... I hope he's not taking a 386 a day, those were chunky
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just seeing the first of the asters here w/in the last week or so..!
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OK, so what are the right questions? ( :
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah I'm not quite seeing "red", exactly... ( :
Artemis II crew, Hansen, Koch, Glover, and Wiseman, in their OCSS pumpkin suits
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
static.klipy.com
Atari Deep Learning Breakout Gameplay
Alt: Atari Breakout
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
... I hate the tallow thing extra bc it's a tasty fat to cook with on rare days and now if you go looking for it it's just a signal flare for MAGA/MAHA crap
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spookygrouchy @cpgrouchy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As far as I understand it "pneumonic" is just one of the places Y. pestis can infect... but I'm not a doctor nor a microbiologist nor a pathologist nor anything in PH, so...
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