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Colin Butreallyscary

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It doesn't stand for what you think it does he/him

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 05/10/2026

It's a good thing I don't menstruate or my friends would get sick of this image after about 56 days

My washing machine with its "cycle complete" light lit

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 05/10/2026

"Hey that first split diopter shot worked, let's do it a few more times while we still have the thing attached!"

A split diopter shot with Anne Hathaway on the left in extreme close-up and Maisy Stella on the right in the background

A split diopter shot like the first, from a reverse angle

A third split diopter shot with Ewan MacGregor in extreme close-up on the left and whoever played the son in the background

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/10/2026

Watching movie

Opening shot of The End of Oak Street

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026

This same puzzle had "quietens" as a scoring word, while other puzzles treat other Extremely British words like "gaol" and "litre" as bonus words. I think they could at least put "annum" in the bonus category.

Squaredle rejecting annum

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026

Watching movie that hasn't shown a title card yet

Opening shot of The Invite

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026

Thanks, Wikipedia

An image from Wikipedia of a deely bobber held in front of a cat. The caption is "This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026

lol

The end of a spam text: "Paid for by Steve Hilton for Governor 2026"
My reply: "Fuck you"
Their reply: "You have successfully unsubscribed."

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 21/09/2026

Dot's post as a Castlevania 2 text box, the most obvious reply ever made

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 20/09/2026

I think I know how

CNN headline: "How Luigi Mangione became a folk hero to some"

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 19/09/2026

Apple barf

Crushed and pressed apple pulp

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 15/09/2026

They gave it another try lol

The same author and editor team, this time cluing "drag" as "pull from behind"

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14/09/2026

It's not even 10 yet, fuck you

Squaredle saying I have zero rizz

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14/09/2026

We have fun

A stuffed pear on its side with a piece of paper that says "censored" covering up the dried up petals, which look slightly buttholeish. Everything is on a menu for Two Broads Ciderworks

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 12/09/2026

A New York "ASSMAN" license plate

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 11/09/2026

L A T E R S

Squaredle rejecting choom

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 10/09/2026

Extremely rude imo

An IR thermometer pointed at my bedroom wall and reading 111.5°F

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 09/09/2026

dot to scale with the astronauts in the Saturn V Lego set (so, smaller than this)

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 08/09/2026

Update: saw a tiny flower

A tiny morning glory in the grass

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 07/09/2026

Patrick Stewart on Extras

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 06/09/2026

lol at Conan O'Brien Must Go breezing past this gag in roughly one second

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 06/09/2026

Screenshot of dot's post, very small

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 04/09/2026

Throwback to that time my sister and I were close enough to yell "shut up, Lalas" and yet didn't for some reason

My sister and I mugging for the camera while Alexi Lalas is in the far background, getting ready to say some dumb bullshit at halftime of a USMNT friendly vs Costa Rica in 2011. My craned neck looks like the skin of a Shar Pei.

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/09/2026

At this point, I'm starting to suspect these tiny errors are either copyright traps or the author and editor have a "being slightly wrong" fetish

Another Newsday crossword by Billie Truitt edited by Stanley Newman, this one having an answer "TOWS" clued by "Pull from behind"

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/09/2026

A pink and blue sunset over Pismo State Beach

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 31/08/2026

Ok Boomer

Squaredle rejecting hecking

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/08/2026

lol owned @pileofgarbage.net

Squaredle rejecting garbo

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/08/2026

Looks like the airport code is already double-DNA so they don't even have to change that

Headline: Push to rename Nashville airport for Dolly Parton...
Picture: Sign at the airport with the airport code "BNA", but the B looks kinda like two D's

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 29/08/2026

Sky good

A mottled sunset of pinks and oranges

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/08/2026

A Goron from the Zelda series, looking angry because Squaredle rejected "gorons"

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/08/2026

Sacrificing my accuracy score for the bit

Squaredle rejecting sexpill

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/08/2026

Who can guess which cross-country train I've been on

I've been to the Northeast, the West, and the states along the Southwest Chief train route

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 24/08/2026

Watching movie

Title card for The Descendants

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23/08/2026

Look out my posts are proofed

Yeast I was proofing that I forgot about so it overflowed

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23/08/2026

I beg to differ

Squaredle rejecting cummy

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23/08/2026

Check out this cat i saw

A black cat on a sidewalk, looking at something behind it

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 19/08/2026

Dang it, I just refilled that!

A California scrub jay in a bird bath, drops of water flying absolutely everywhere

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 18/08/2026

They did it again!

Newsday crossword by Billie Truitt, edited by Stanley Newman. The clue is "LA summer clock setting" and the answer deemed correct is "PST"

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 17/08/2026

That insipid momlifecomics thing where the husband eats the last peach, but it's been edited into that old Garfield comic where Garfield is smoking Jon's pipe. The husband is smoking a pipe with a peach in it and the mom is yelling "HUSBAND!!"

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 17/08/2026

[insert shit owner here] SELL THE TEAM

Squaredle rejecting tifo

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 16/08/2026

I was right about CJ's avatar

Crow Jane's SA custom title, matching a screenshot from the movie

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 16/08/2026

Watching movie

An early scene in A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 15/08/2026

1) I hope you feel better soon! 2) sending you a ride

one of those plastic cars for toddlers, with a rotating red light on top

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 13/08/2026

Oregon Trail tombstone:
Here lies Colin

this could have been an email

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 03/08/2026

Watching movie that has shown about a dozen production logos so far but no title card yet

Opening shot of Carolina Caroline

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 26/07/2026

Apparently I made this in 2020??

Bill Pullman as President Whitmore in Independence Day, ordering the stealth bombers to abort, with the caption "feel like pure shit just call them back x"

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 26/07/2026

Update

Gray tabby kitten sleeping in a half-loaf pose

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 26/07/2026

Watching movie

Randy Quaid in Independence Day, having dusted the wrong crops

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/07/2026

Found the real diarrhea lettuce in the bottom of my crisper drawer

A bag of mixed greens that has become goop

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23/07/2026

Watching movie

Opening shot of Backrooms

Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 20/07/2026

Watching movie about watching movie

Opening scene of the MST3K movie