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Colin Butreallyscary

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It doesn't stand for what you think it does he/him

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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 17h
Shooting bottle rockets at my neighbors until they stop being loud
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026
This same puzzle had "quietens" as a scoring word, while other puzzles treat other Extremely British words like "gaol" and "litre" as bonus words. I think they could at least put "annum" in the bonus category.
Squaredle rejecting annum
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026
Remember that time Joe Buck did a Niners game and an SF Giants game on the same night and an entire nation came together to pray that the football game went to overtime?
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026
gottem
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026
Today's is browser.nova.enabled
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 02/10/2026
Entire call from Spectrum just now: "Hello, this is Spectrum. Para Español, marque cinco. (Long pause) To repeat this message, press star. (Long pause) Thank you for choosing Spectrum. Goodbye."
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
I tried to celebrate the start of spooky season by whipping a candle like in Castlevania, but the only item that came out of it was another restraining order
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
Yeah. At least the tech they sent was amiable and thorough. Also the problem turned out to be a coupler I replaced a splitter with when I replaced cable TV with bunny ears like 15 years ago lol
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
"To repeat this message, press star. Thank you for choosing Spectrum. Good bye." *immediately hangs up* Classic Spectrum experience right there
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
Wake up babe, new "wake up babe" meme dropped
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
Weird how they never seem to botch euthanasia like this
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
Yeah! Do it!
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
heyyyeyyeyyyeyey
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 01/10/2026
Perhaps a quick demo
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/09/2026
I am the terror that flaps in the night for a single frame when the camera angle changes
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/09/2026
American History TEDx
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/09/2026
Btw I was in the other room when, hours later, dot called back to "Prince Abubu", so I missed the context 🥲
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 30/09/2026
I couldn't believe nobody clipped this, so I went back to find it. Watch the video from there to witness @dot-lvl.bsky.social DESTROY chat in debate www.twitch.tv/dot_lvl/clip...
twitch.tv
Seanny Milkers - dot_lvl on Twitch
Watch dot_lvl's Retro clip titled "Seanny Milkers" on Twitch.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 29/09/2026
Blasting a big fart straight into my air purifier and shouting "WHAT NOW FUCKER"
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Subvert @subvert.fm · 29/09/2026
30,000 artists, labels and supporters collectively own Subvert. Join and become a co-owner today. subvert.fm
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 29/09/2026
Me: "I'm nothing if not reliable!" My friends: 🙂 Me: "I'm nothing if not reliable!" My therapist: 🙁
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 28/09/2026
rip u
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 28/09/2026
It means you have not been touched by the curse of the internet
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 28/09/2026
sorry sorry trying to delet account
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 28/09/2026
Gamer in the streets, yearner in the skeets
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Yay!
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
I know he's not an anteater because of that episode of Muppet Babies
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
I brought my tape recorder to school on earthquake drill day once and so I have audio of us all huddled under our desks and me joking about asking "did the Earth move for you too?" and a girl going "ugh, GOD!" Anyway I've always been Like This.
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
It stands for "gatorade ranout" and btw I too can't sleep
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Good name in the credits: Seely Umlaut
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Oh I get it, The Invite
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Olivia Wilde is doing some excellent out-of-focus acting haha
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Sure are a lot of mirrors going on
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Just diving right into that medicine cabinet lol
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
This feels like a movie where if you don't actively decide to laugh at it, you're going to have a miserable time. This happened when we saw The Menu and were the only four in the theater who were laughing.
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Ah there it is
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Oh and still no title card lol
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Opening credits with the cast in order of appearance?? Wacky
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Oh hey bsky fixed image uploads taking five minutes
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
Watching movie that hasn't shown a title card yet
Opening shot of The Invite
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 27/09/2026
please stoppage time
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 26/09/2026
Evergreen
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
When will Science invent a merch manufacturer for the smallest and sweetest streamers
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Hey, Strange New Worlds did a Star Trek!
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Thanks, Wikipedia
An image from Wikipedia of a deely bobber held in front of a cat. The caption is "This cat's head is too small for this deely bobber."
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
Watching "(coworker is typing...)" in Slack until 5:05 was entirely too generous of me
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 25/09/2026
lol
The end of a spam text: "Paid for by Steve Hilton for Governor 2026" 
My reply: "Fuck you" 
Their reply: "You have successfully unsubscribed."
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 24/09/2026
Nothing in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker is more satisfying than when in one of the many vehicle fights the commander pops his head out and you vaporize him with a Carl Gustav shot
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Colin Butreallyscary @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 23/09/2026
Metal Gear Solid: Skull Face
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