iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I cant absorb how wild this story is bc my life is a wreck rn but I went to juvenile court once as a kid bc I slightly bumped another golf cart when passing and they had me write an essay about golf cart rules, which makes sense for a 14 yo. Here, they gave a similar punishment to gang rapists.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors

orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :(

orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Better things are possible.

Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads:

“Cynicism is for losers.
We can build the world we want to see”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

To be fair, pandas are way better

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Taskmaster is my new obsession im so happy

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kinda insane he didnt just cave to whatever Iran wanted like a month in to try to run away from the mess and have it blow over more by midterms. He really believes some fantasy version of a war is happening rn. That's comforting.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Watching Flo age in the Progressive ads is so odd and unique. Like she fr went in on that job

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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

September is about birds! Here is my updated embroidery calendar to show how fast the yeat is going!

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Theres one legal delta 8 joint im able to buy in GA and its really all thats holding me to the ground some of these days istg.

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 17/09/2026

Ms. Rachel I got this > Cleaner, I got this

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BTW idk if ive ever seen Goodwill so busy like I have the past few weeks rip. Also they are charging far too much for shit they got donated. Saw pants for over 10 bucks thats crazy

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

2020 v 2026

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Caleb Hearon might be my favorite comedian in my generation or period idk. He's so fucking funny

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remember to make sure you dont follow this b

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

AI could never do something so pure

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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🌿💖 cat supervisors are best 🤎💚♥️ #caturday ♥️💛🤍🌱

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I drove 30 minutes to the wrong location to pick up food, had road rage at a waymo stopped in the middle of the road illegally, but I got home and took a shower and life might be ok again. Will see.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Secret Panel HERE 🧠 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/mind-body-84972760

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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026

every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Why would you read nonfiction. That stuff already happened, it doesn't matter anymore. Do you look up yesterday's weather before you go outside too

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Birds Aren't Real is getting less satirical every month with these creepy ass flock cameras..like...

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My bfs mom got 50 FIFTY soft pretzels from Philly Pretzel Factory when she was visiting PA and flew down with them in her carry-on to GA. That's devotion.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If I had a minor power it would be to be able to telephoto home but only at the end of concerts or big events that go late. Save myself from parking lot hell

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

thank you lesbian tractor witch

image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I like when shows set up a permission structure to be ok with someone being murdered that's so flimsy. Like the guy is kind of a dick to a waiter so we can move on from his grisly death faster. Sure

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My cat wearing my boyfriend's (who jokes she hates him) pants as a hat

Tabby long haired cat curled up with face poking out underneath tan pants with a belt on the floor

"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love." William Shakespeare, Hamlet

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

All I remember is her having a great time at the White House Correspondants Dinner so I cant say I give a fuck about this🤷‍♀️ also chatting up Stephen Miller... like deserved karmic punishment idk

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dog and bunny

Drawing of a puppy with a pink bunny and the caption; "I hope you heal from the things you don't talk about"

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Awkward

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He's just reheating his own nachos with this Lake of Ontario thing. It's so boring it's hard to react at all. Doesn't hit the same after threatening to wipe a civilization off the map. War criminals shouldn't get shit like baselessly renaming water bodies reported as outrageous news.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Had a long ass day but got to open this piece by @kelseypaintz.bsky.social I ordered😭🥲😍 yay I love him ty!

"There is much pain in the world but not in this room"

Me taking a selfie with a painting of Bert from Sesame Street

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Mike Trinder @chthonicionic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Many years ago I thought mixing cream into a setting strawberry jelly would make a nice creamy desert for the then toddlers. And meat-baby was born. For the same toddlers 17th birthday, they’ve asked that I make another one…

A strawberry jelly with curdled cream set into it in the shape of a happy sloth. The curdled mixture has set to look just like shiny meat.

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