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Maddy🦦

@cowardlylyons.bsky.social
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28. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 16h
Im just mad that a billionaire gets to pay the same price I have to pay for Legos and its like pennies to him and he doesnt even know what fucking sets he got. Soulless.
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heard some weird noises, took my headphones off, turned around and saw this sprinting towards me
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
New compliment unlocked
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In heavennnnn
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No way he's complaining about the Nobel Peace Prize this year. Brother you started a war 9 months ago. Come on. Come ONNNNN
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fitting to stab an ally in the back in order to cling to power
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Grandmotherly😭😭😭
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bf and his dad working through their best hits on their phone call: -Weather radar -TSA Precheck -The cost of shipping
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fair tbh
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sorry I forgot this was the 1600s
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seeing them perform Saturday!!
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The lightning speed in which i yanked out my phone camera to document this license plate
Red tesla with Ohio license plate reading "Y U GASSY"
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My only problem with The Tudors is everyone is far too attractive to be realistic but ill allow it to have henry cavill
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yessss I'm sitting on that blanket rn lol
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The governor should resign, he could have stopped the execution from going forward at any point.
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine calling me a lefty liberal scum and I’m just sitting here like this
An ok woman w yellow sunglasses and a rubber duck helmet texting in bed
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discovered this book store exists in Malaysia fuck I wish I had vacation money
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg almost a month til the blue monsoon
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Talerico winning will be a seismic shift if it happens tbh and im still skeptical. All he has to do is follow through on promises and not be a fuck-up like Ted Cruz and he has a chance to do what Ossoff and Warnock have done in Georgia. Prove a Democrat has staying power in the deep south.
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think its good ppl shit on Charlie Kirk actually forever so every psycho alt-right lunatic gets a good picture of how they'll be remembered too
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish more than anything I gave off intimidating aura but its more like 🥲🤓🫡 vibes ig
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cant absorb how wild this story is bc my life is a wreck rn but I went to juvenile court once as a kid bc I slightly bumped another golf cart when passing and they had me write an essay about golf cart rules, which makes sense for a 14 yo. Here, they gave a similar punishment to gang rapists.
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude u dont even get paid for AI slop on here
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Astreia @redoubters.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better things are possible.
Graphic with a quote from KAPOW Handbook, it reads: 

 “Cynicism is for losers.
We can build the world we want to see”

At the bottom, it displays the URL: https://kapow.works/handbook
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As opposed to voting for someone who proposes bad stuff and follows through, in an honest fashion
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So many in Atlanta it sucks
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
To be fair, pandas are way better
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Queens
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Easiest lawsuit ever, hope he sues
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Golden ratio Jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UPS. I cant process how dumb this is
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Conversely I try McDonald's in every foreign country I visit.
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These bitches can't do anything
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By Mr. Links
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Taskmaster is my new obsession im so happy
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why did u choose a super modified photo of her
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I cant get over her insisting that social media use has no effect on children's mental health. There are studies that show this but also anyone under 40 should know this ? Baffling hill to die on
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kinda insane he didnt just cave to whatever Iran wanted like a month in to try to run away from the mess and have it blow over more by midterms. He really believes some fantasy version of a war is happening rn. That's comforting.
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Séamas Aloysius @seamusaloysius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im from the south and say y'all lmao while ppl from other places also say it, it being a mostly southern term doesn't make it inherently conservative coded. Its just southern
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
True Battlestar Galactica fans know this song all too well
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw some posted on fb marketplace💀💀💀
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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Footlong-->6 inch
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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