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Counselor X

@counselorx.bsky.social
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I was once a Therapist, now I am not… still basically critiquing your crazy though... Art, Woodworking, Baking, real life shit I do… lil this lil that… ya know, variety.

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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Oh heeeeeey, been a minute... how y'all doing over here?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 19/11/2025
They conditioned y'all to be like this with them Nextdoor accounts
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Azara been keeping balls hair free since the 90s $19.99 and if you buy now you get a second tube of useless bullshit for free maybe try brushing your teeth with it because it doesn’t remove hair
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Oh fuck, is mercury in the Gatorade again?
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 10/11/2025
pet
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Whoa, forgot all about this place... HIiiiiii!
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Seeing with your naked eye is the horniest way to look at stuff.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
feel free to pass it on
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Tracks…
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Maybe it is just me, but I think it's super fucking weird that these people are actually wishing harm/death on men, women, and children whose only "crime" is being somewhere they aren't supposed to be and trying to make a better life for themselves.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Some of you know that I do a lot of work with shelters and at-risk populations... BUT did you know that I am an approved to a naloxone distribution site? So, anyone coming to my offices will be able to leave with free naloxone. Whether you r a student, construction worker, SWr, or soccer mom..
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Look, there are A LOT of you that I would like to do extremely filthy things to and I get blown up thanks to Trump I am going to be so fucking pissed off.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It ain’t much…. But it’s honest work.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sorry chat, I’ve been busy… anyways, first time ever making chocolate covered peanut butter Easter Eggs… How did I do?
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 27/02/2025
We vacuum packed @cleomercury.bsky.social. One layer of bondage wasn't quite enough... A @camdamage.bsky.social assisted with some much needed grinding. #vacbed reflectivedesire.com/videos/vacuu...
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Pretending a car is bullet proof for gun nuts *should* be funny.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
after giving road head
musk after blowing trump in a red pos
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Lora🌸 @lorazombie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Could be us 🐀💞 #art #valentinesday
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So, bread of the day… sweat potato bread w/ baked sliced pears and nice raw sugar crust and a local made pumpkin butter..
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Time for some witchcraft* *making a miso ginger chuck roast
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
hope you’re having a nice Saturday ❤️
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentines Day to all the LOVERS, the happy horny hedonists, friendly fetishists, rope bunnies, rubber rompers & leather babies, connoisseurs of kink, the tops, bottoms, and switches, and anyone else who would rather be fucking than making the world a shitty place.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Just a reminder that when I’m not doing good things for other people or making yummy food, I’m kinda hot…
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
AMERICA IS A DISGRACE
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I’ve seen enough Indiana Jones to know who to punch.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Had some extra time so I made pastries
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Just feeding the raccoons… like one does.
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 08/02/2025
Just a lil pussy slapping between friends. #latex reflectivedesire.com/videos/truss...
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
One of my exes received grant funding from the NIH for a prestigious Post-Doc fellowship… she now does Health Disparities research and is big shit working to break down barriers in healthcare access in rural states… the NIH is absolutely necessary for so many scholars and scientists.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
A story in pictures…
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Collective Corruption @corruptionx.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Struggle all you want, @ravynalexa.bsky.social ⛓️ DAMSEL now live on www.collectivecorruption.com
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My children are very important to me…
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Had a pancake disaster earlier so I made retribution cookies…
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I always add extra love to my baking…
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Good Morning beautiful ppl! It’s a good day full of infinite possibilities! 🖤u
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. (you’ll get mugged)
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m really starting to wonder if I am going to make it through the next 4 years of social media w/o becoming hypertensive and having a stroke as a result of constant idiocy and hate.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
There isn’t much more embarrassing than White Americans crying about a “White History Month” like 11 months of cherry picked history in public education completely removing every one else and glorifying them just isn’t enough…
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Imagine hating me and I’m just out here pan frying potatoes and making chicken and dumplings…
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ad: Are u lonely me: yup Ad: Are u depressed me: probably Ad: Are u frequently sad me: well Ad: Are u the result of parents who withheld affection because they viewed emotional honesty as weakness of character me: wait Ad: Are u on bluesky me: Ad: Are u granttanaka me: wtf Ad: lol
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Kind of crazy that I keep seeing more and more insanity out the White House and yet less and less response from congress… like wtf are these people even doing beyond getting their smores and hotdogs ready for the fire…
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SayahBayahBoo @sayahbayahboo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Amazing what an orgasm, a bath and birria tacos can do for your mental health
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Like, I don’t even want to call it Twitter anymore… the only thing that makes it tolerable at this point are the legit SWrs that aren’t bots, the artists and chefs, and like 50% of the people who don’t suck.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I tell ya X rly has just become 1 big propaganda machine at this point.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Little is more disgusting than shredded lettuce on anything after 30 minutes
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Second plane crash in a week… def must be those DEI hires he fired a week ago.
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Counselor X @counselorx.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
So, y’all like fuzzy and warm this time of year or should I trim…
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𝕲𝖔𝖉𝖎𝖛𝖆 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖑 @godivaghoul.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
happy new year 🐍🤍
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