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crotchetycarl.bsky.social

@crotchetycarl.bsky.social
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Business owner - love to cook, eat and drink wine. Sarcastic, bordering on crude. I’ll probably say something that will make you unfollow me. Connecticut

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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 11h
There's nothing more satisfying than blocking a bot as soon as they follow you. Better luck next time "Julie"
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Peter Griffin Blocks the Push Button
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 16h
Saturday morning coffee walk on the first Saturday of October
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Burger and margarita (there’s a slight chance I started to drink the margarita while I was waiting for the burger)
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shocking
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep hoping one of these will be a dirt nap
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oops you did it again
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember Sunday’s roast chicken? Well I’ve stripped off all the meat and now it’s bubbling away because it’s going to become tonight‘s chicken pot pie
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect, I am so glad the GOP is okay with this. Can't wait to use taxpayer money to make a similar ad when we have a democratic president.
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Got the generator up and running so dinner is back on
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I found the culprit to my power outage
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People who think nor'easter means snow.
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Heywood's 'Dumbass' Moment (Shawshank Redemption)
ALT: Heywood's 'Dumbass' Moment (Shawshank Redemption)
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Nathan Fillion's Pondering Uhm Moment
ALT: Nathan Fillion's Pondering Uhm Moment
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Obligatory storm selfie
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Flags are flying on Elm Street on this nor’easter Saturday morning coffee walk 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remove the first four letters of your name and scream "fuck"
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Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
ALT: Fuckfuck Fuck Fuckery
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pizza prep has commenced… The dough has gone through its first rising, but I have burned the bacon so we’re going to have pepperoni instead
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now we can relax and enjoy the shining 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since @djoodiwithad.bsky.social shamed for not making pizza in so long, I will be making it tomorrow night but I have to start the dough. 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another successful burger night
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know that @northflagay.bsky.social requested something to pleasure himself with because he was worried that now he was 40 he would have to gratify himself but I still think this was an odd choice. Anyway, Happy 40th!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really don't care, do you?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally discovered a way I’ll be able to travel to Australia
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had to redo the window display. When people ask why I don’t let anyone else help with the window display, I explain that it’s a very precise process. Color, angle, label design, etc., all come into play Then I show them this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5QE...
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Have you lost your mind meme - Modern Family
YouTube video by The Color Saqib
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.ms.now/news/pro-tru... Sad
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Pro-Trump ‘Freedom Fest’ featuring Kid Rock canceled after poor VIP sales
Organizer Eric Deters said he was counting on rich associates to buy $1,000 passes to offset costs. Only six VIP tickets were sold, he said.
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#MCM starts with coffee
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Current mood:
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was going to make Pasta alla Sciaguratella but now my brother and nephew are coming over for dinner and if there’s not a protein, my brother will be unhappy so I’m adding some kind of meatball dish that I saw a chef make online but now I can’t find the video so I’m doing it for memory 
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not shown: Goofus bottoming for Gallant
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday morning coffee walk
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big Crackdown! (but evidence is a little rough)
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Any gay man would not even need 30 seconds
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So tall I should have put a spire on top!
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😂😂
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who’s coming over to taste my meat tonight?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No matter what the statement, Bob Mackie knew how to make it
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As if he didn’t already have my vote
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you would like to enjoy a stuffed eggplant, 🍆 🍆🍆 come back later
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it me or does this read as HIV Positive Pie?
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Are you ready for some football????
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Morning walk in Woodstock Vermont on a sunny Labor Day
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
😂😂
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The Bee Sneeze @mrlitfic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Story time! Read it, or don’t. #fiction #horror #shortstory
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Fibonacci’s Furniture Flea
Stay out of Kevin's Room
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saturday morning, coffee walk on Labor Day weekend
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That’s an unfortunate name
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such a tall burger… I hope I can open my mouth that wide
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This solidifies it, we are simply going to have to move the Capitol of the United States once we are rid of Trump and burn down DC.
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Okay, this ended up being more steps then I thought, so I put this Chicken, Leek & Potato recipe in a video.
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crotchetycarl.bsky.social @crotchetycarl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s chicken tonight
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