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He/They. A Punk with a 9to5. I prefer my cocktails flaming and hurdling towards an oppressive regime.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Michael Jordan spraying champagne
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Oleg Bulakh | Commissions open @olegbulakh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kathryn Hemmann @kathrynthehuman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Praise the 15th anniversary of #DarkSouls 🌟
An incandescent set of three Solaire dancers encouraging you to praise til you're hollow 🌟
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
capybara nights
painting of a capybara with a thorn choker and its two young walking down the street at night
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not only is illustration art, WSJ has artfully illustrated that no matter how rich you get, you’ll never be accepted in old money circles. They think they make culture. We all do, for better and worse.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, copic marker, & a bit of crayon.  A fully grown man is in a tree fort high above the ground. A pack of river beavers have circled the tree and are beginning to chomp. He pleads with the beavers. “Beavers,” he says. “Let’s talk. I can get you logs.” It’s doubtful that a deal will be made. These beavers have had their sights set on this tree and there’s no guarantee that this man can deliver on his log promise. Big tree fall hard. Artist’s note: I like how the leaves turned out here.
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Froggers @froginatorart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
very puzzled
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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you're wondering what to do on 9-11, consider watching the best film ever made about 9-11 and its aftermath, which came out four years before it happened.
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Ryan Pancoast - Illustrator/Artist @rpancoast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thalia, the Survivor 18”x24” oil on linen AD: Zack Stella
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Oddarette @oddarette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a Marylander, it had to be done. Old Bay lava lamp.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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✨Sapphire Pyli Rose✨ on Etsy!! @pypixy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's eat or be eaten ⭐ #Kirby #Art #Metroid #Nintendodirect
Fanart for metroid ravenous and kirby. "we're gonna have to eat this guy, Kirby." "POYO <3"
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/11/2024
My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia SuitCloseup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin.Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
average mob psycho 100 episode: reigen finds a guy who shit himself so much he died and this guy teaches a middle schooler one of the most important lessons he'll ever learn. the animation looks like this
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Wizard Of Oz Wizard Of Oz Tornado
ALT: Wizard Of Oz Wizard Of Oz Tornado
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Godzilla stomps through a city and thinks to himself "For Godzilla all cities are walkable."
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 08/09/2026
I don't want to be nostalgic anymore. I'm tired of being catered to. I don't want to forever hear the same artistic voices I heard in my youth, now amplified, slowed and reverbed for dramatic effect. I want new worlds. I want new stories. I want new voices. Please!
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Michael Whelan @michaelwhelan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BUFFO (1982)
 Acrylic on Watercolor Board - 32" X 22" 

Reading a novel by M. John Harrison always leaves me with the feeling that I've experienced some vivid, chaotic dream full of important but indecipherable symbols and images. 1/3
A man wearing the skull of a horse with antlers clasps the long tube of a telescope tightly to him. One sleeve of his tattered white garments is rolled up past the elbow. Ridges of veins are raised in the tense grips of his hands. Red orbs fill the sockets of the skull while green ribbon twists around the bone until loosely draping over antlers. Filaments sprout, oddly feathery, from the curling rack. On the dingy shelves behind, a small assortment of hardbound books lean with more stacked haphazardly on the long shelf below. Charts tacked to the wall curl with age. Points of light, more like street lamps than stars, gleam in the cracked glass of a many-paned window.
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Nozomi M waitlist/alert list open! @nozomimats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Commission work done for Maiyannah!
A woman with pale skin(her face scarred from fights), blonde hair, and gray eyes, wearing tartan with a wood bark breastplate, and a belt with pouches on her hip, holds a sword, the blade resting on her shoulder as she looks down at the viewer with a smile. There are silhouettes of twisting trees in the background.
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Sutibu @sutibu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Thwack, da biggest bird 🐦‍⬛ #dnd #art #kenku ( birthday art for @zeloce.bsky.social )
Multiple drawings of a kenku wielding a sword and shield
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first cartoon for adults for a while, on the Dover business
A one panel cartoon showing three male-looking figures in all black wearing balaclavas, so you can only see their eyes. Below it says: 'Spontaneous' protest. The figure on the right is saying: 'OMG, SO EMBARRASSING, WE ALL WORE THE SAME OUTFIT!
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Massiveface @massiveface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t know why. #garfield #mondays
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Scythe 🚬🔞 @strayscythe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you see this post your black and white art
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MAL @cosmicphlegm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Key word here is "rare", but we can take a very small win.
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Rayluaza @rayluaza.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
my elden ring character, if you even care
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Basset Hound hydrating, perhaps to cry later.
Painting of a basset hound in the kitchen walking on two legs, ready to drink water from the filter.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Crocomire
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Legitimately, why is mental health treated differently to ... Health. Stress gave me headache, stomach ache, throat ache, nausea, shaking, insomnia and exhaustion, neck and ear pain and ridiculous acne. It's as if there's a hole punctured through you and body contracts on itself.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Aromie Kim ~Commissions open~ @aromiekim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Happy International Dog Day 🐶 Here are some good doggies #art #animals #国際犬の日 #fanart
The various canine companions found in the video game Elden Ring
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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Sen, but Spooky @dresdencodak.com · 15/08/2026
Art tip: don't share everything you draw. Draw things you never intend to show anyone. Your brain needs time to just exist in a state that's not about performing for strangers. This used to be the normal way to exist before social media poisoned us.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Welcome To Chumplandia.......
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🌷 zurera ⋆˙⟡ comms closed! ✷ @errezurera.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Little Jimothy 🦝 🌱💫
Illustration of Jimothy the raccoon in the middle of a field with flowers.
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
cosmic gaze
cover for issue 4 of High Strangeness, without the titles or any text, showing a woman floating in space in front of a nebula, and also giant glowing ethereal eyes looking at her
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A kitten watching a horror movie and thinking, "This is all fake."
A painting of a kitten with its paws on its hips, looking at a TV showing a VHS horror movie featuring a skull.
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ShirubiaArt🌻 COMMS OPEN @shirubiaart.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
🦋"The scarlet bloom flowers once more..."🦋 Finally my illustration of Malenia is done. (1/2) . [ #art #eldenring #fanart #Malenia ]
ESP: Fanart de Malenia, boss del juego creado por FromSoftware, Elden Ring.
Está en su segunda fase de la pelea, donde se puede apreciar mejor las marcas de la putrefacción roja y unas alas hechas por un conjunto de mariposas.
ENG: Fan art of Malenia, boss from the game Elden Ring created by FromSoftware.
She's in her second phase of the fight, where you can appreciate better the marks of the scarlet rot and her wings are made by a group of butterflies.
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Kim Sokol (Open for Commissions/Freelance!) @kimsokol.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If you see this, post a monster! (Is a ghost a monster? I mean it’s a pretty monstrous ghost so uh)
Art from MTG card Cursed Recording
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The only true version of the character is the one in my head I cobbled together from three issues, two cartoons, and a dozen out of context panels.
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Some kind of invasive ape 🏳️‍⚧️ @wargonopsid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ink sketch of a waffle yaga. Seagull feet bc dumpstercore. Sketch w inks
A baba yaga but make it Waffle House.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A win! A federal court has denied xAI’s request to block Minnesota’s AI nudification law from taking effect. That means the law is set to go into effect today as scheduled.
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ちゃこり @tyako089.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 29/07/2026
a meme titled the illusion of free choice

a cow having to choose a path between 'make a good game' and 'and make a bad game'; both paths lead to getting fired
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a boy and his dog
A peanuts comic strip. Charlie Brown discovers another one of Snoopy's antics.
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Grim Wilkins @grimwilkins.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I forgot to post the other side of the kitchen
illustration of a shrimp dressed in black sushi restaurant clothing, preparing to grab a huge plate of shrimp fried rice and an onion volcano. Between the viewer and the shrimp server are a series of lanterns featuring a mascot of a cooked shrimp wearing sunglasses. Off screen, someone is ordering an ebi nigiri
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Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 MIGW26 @hey.paris · 26/07/2026
librarians are always the coolest techcrunch.com/2026/07/25/l...
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Librarians are hosting viral 'Avoiding AI' workshops for people who are fed up with Big Tech | TechCrunch
At libraries around the country, "Avoiding AI" workshops have elicited unprecedented demand.
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 24/07/2026
so sick of all of these low-effort "recomps." Devs spent years disassembling, translating and commenting Mario 64, others made APIs and translation layers to make recompilation more effective and now fuckin slop coders are standing on the shoulders of both to make what is functionally bad emulation
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A photo of a nutria on a beach and the text: if you are seeing this the curse is lifted. have a good day
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