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Cosmically Funny

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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 45m
Them trying to exonerate Nixon shows that they've been a criminal syndicate at least since Nixon.
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Scott Perkins @cali6887.bsky.social · 2h
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OligarchyOfTheWest @resistancematters.bsky.social · 17h
Is he dead yet? I'm going to post this every day till the comments tell me I can stop. #DidItHappenYet #IsHeDeadYet #epsteinfiles #epstein #PedoTrump #Iran #warcriminal
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h
I started taking anti-rejection meds, so maybe now I can get a date.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1h
A transplant is corn that should have been wheat, so it takes supplemental gluten.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A witch hunt, but it's a dozen witches with guns.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please don't pet my peeve, it's working.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2h
They used to hang horses with their outlaw masters and that's where giraffes come from.
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Bonnie Metcalf 215 pioneer @bonnie215.bsky.social · 3h
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 3h
We know now. Musk did it.
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💙Beebs @blue-rosary52.bsky.social · 3h
Truth… let’s find out now
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Meidas Ian @lordye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Ellsworth Green @greenellsworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 4h
If I were God, I'd make honey buckets attract tornadoes.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 4h
You'd lose your nipples if they weren't attached by tits.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Schmitt: Isn't it true you murdered several sex workers in 1888?

Smith: No, that's Jack the Ripper. I'm Jack Smith.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You'll find me sitting on the chimney of the furnace the DEA uses to destroy evidence.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So if I put cyanide into food, it's poison, but if I inject the same cyanide with a needle, it's venom? I need to get this love letter just right.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pineapples and pinecones should switch names.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Putting condoms over your earbuds before listening to jazz is practicing safe sax.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we men, or are we microplastics?!?!?
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schmitt: Isn't it true you were making swords and metal armor? 

Smith: No. That's a blacksmith. I'm Jack Smith.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23h
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least say something funny.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not a sociopathic narcissist. I'm a cat.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21h
She's a 10 but she calls it a sperm of the moment decision.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 5h
Today's vibe is coffee grinder.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21h
She's a 10 but she calls it a sperm of the moment decision.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21h
Don't shit in my tent.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not a sociopathic narcissist. I'm a cat.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankenstein to invisible man: “wait a second, you’re not the Invisible Man. You’re just three invisible kids in a trench coat.”
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22h
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Star Trek Romulan Says It's a Faaaake!
Alt: Star Trek Romulan Says It's a Faaaake!
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid is as stupid parks.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23h
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least say something funny.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Wonder Woman: KAL-EL, NO!!! (Justice League)
Alt: Wonder Woman: KAL-EL, NO!!! (Justice League)
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎵Moon me on the fly🎵
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That and the bigger brain too.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
Alt: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Putting condoms over your earbuds before listening to jazz is practicing safe sax.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idaho is an evangelical shithole.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Commas, matter
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pineapples and pinecones should switch names.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are we men, or are we microplastics?!?!?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of clowns
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd let you snap my whiper.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So if I put cyanide into food, it's poison, but if I inject the same cyanide with a needle, it's venom? I need to get this love letter just right.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want a pet otter.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You'll find me sitting on the chimney of the furnace the DEA uses to destroy evidence.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schmitt: Isn't it true you were making swords and metal armor? 

Smith: No. That's a blacksmith. I'm Jack Smith.
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