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Cosmically Funny

@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 19h
Frankenchode.
Frankensteins monster with an unfortunately placed necklace charm
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schmitt: Isn't it true you were making swords and metal armor? 

Smith: No. That's a blacksmith. I'm Jack Smith.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Schmitt: Isn't it true you murdered several sex workers in 1888?

Smith: No, that's Jack the Ripper. I'm Jack Smith.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thermal image of Trump shitting his pants
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Marked safe from letting the bastards grind me down today
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did someone say Scarf Ace?
Guy in a yellow hat wearing too many scarves
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
cats ass pin
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
99% of Americans can't name this island
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
AI slop recreation of the Monty Python dead parrot skit with Mitch McConnell as the parrot
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"I LOVE THE ARCTIC MONKEYS"
Idea monkey
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally tried out the curry restaurant in town that replaced the 5Guys. Spicy goat curry over rice, chicken tandoori, and garlic naan. Excellent. Better than 5Guys by far.
goat curry on rice, chicken tandoori, garlic naan
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I know a guy with a little dick that sounds like an owl. 

Who?

Exactly
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I didn't steal your meme

I discovered it
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location colon
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Pick your fighter.
nosenosenosenose
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thumb bent backward
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Salvador Meowlí
a cat that looks like Salvador Dalí
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
baby snot sucking bulb
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Article date Jun 15 2018
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
don't masturbate Jesus
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Eat my Mondays 

I hate shorts
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a can of applesauce with a straw in it in front of a vanity mirror
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Donna: You're not mating with me, sunshine!
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dr: That's a nasty bug you got there

Bug: Fuck you
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Peppa Pig balloon with a dick
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ned Flanders
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
slapdash
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sake kicking a brain in the junk
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
You have died of dysentery.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Captain Smith of the Titanic
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tariffs, corporations: pay the man

Teriff refunds, Trump: pay the man
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The legends foretold.
No dogs skateboarding drinking and smoking
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"post your worst draft" Drafts are for the weak.
No drafts yet
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Bottle of booze kicking a brain in the crotch
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If you see this post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
You have died of dysentery.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The Bluetooth headset looks so stupid.
Selfie with stupid Bluetooth headset
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Found Lindsey Graham's killer.
man in camo staring at a goat from the movie
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
porkchops with zucchini and tomatoes
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sloppy Joes are the stupidest sandwich.
Sloppy joes
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
T-shirt: "     "   ~ Helen Keller
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ran my face through masculine filter 37 times, until it stopped making changes, apearantly this is peak masculinity.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pork chops and boiled potatoes and cabbage with sour cream.
pork chops and boiled potatoes and cabbage with sour cream
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Physics: Exists

Cats: *cat defying physics*
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
No one: 

French royalty in the 18th century:

A cat that appears to have its cut off head in a basket
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender with one image
cigarette stick person with a speech bubble
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bacon and cheese wraps.
bacon, cheese, tortillas, and a mostly eaten wrap
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Beans and bacon.
beans and bacon with tomato and onion
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Discontented ice cream cone.
Selfie
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
JD Vance without a beard but still with the awful eyeliner Bobby Hill
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