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Corporate Danslaughter

@corpodanslaughter.bsky.social
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Comically Incompetent Human Being

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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Captain Steve Rogers wrestling Captain Steve Rogers saying EPSTEIN...IS...ALIVE!
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Limbs @iimbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dni people who poop that stuffs gross i would never do that
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Limbs @iimbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same concept but again, this time i can properly credit though. dreamscape Dr. Miracle, character originally from @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social . inspired by fabric world from #yume2kki
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Limbs @iimbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
chud fatigue hitting hard if i see one more wojak anywhere im gonna make a new crater on the moon
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Corporate Danslaughter @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkiversary btw. To all who celebrate
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tf2 funny names @tf2-funny-names.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Submitted by @zeugziumy.bsky.social #TeamFortress2 #screenshots
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
"Regulations, basically, should be default gone," Musk said. "Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in."
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Limbs @iimbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
friend server showed me a funny video that i wanted to draw a frame of
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jesus
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College student steps into traffic, is killed after losing immigration status
Pierre Damas Bel’s family said he took his own life on a busy highway after the Trump administration canceled protections for thousands of Haitian immigrants and ICE officers placed him in an ankle mo...
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Grace Kraft - ButchBlueBird 🔜 ASC ’26 @gracekraft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
funniest shit I’ve seen all week
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Corporate Danslaughter @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
White people when uh. hm. shit I had something fuck what was it
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wjc02.bsky.social @wjc02.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Narrative designer: The glass is half {playerEmotionalState() >= OPTIMISM_THRESHOLD: full | empty}. // FIXME: Tune optimism threshold
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Ian Danskin @innuendostudios.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half empty Video Essayist: fractions, as a concept, are at least as old as Ancient Egypt, but did not reach Europe until the 17th century...
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There it is. While you struggle to afford groceries, or find any that are edible, and pay thousands more every year in gas, rent, utilities, childcare, and healthcare, they are laughing all the way to the bank. 
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Picture of Brian with the text: 

Treat your body like a data center 
Piss off the local HOA 
Consume as much literature and water as possible 
Attract an array of bugs 
Trick fascists into psychosis
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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just Start Biting People
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adrienne ✨ Truth Scrapper @insertdisc5.com · 16/08/2026
if ISAT was slick and quick to finish and easily understandable then it would be boring as hell. the player has to suffer just like sif
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Soƒti @softisafe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
sure why not lol
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Soƒti @softisafe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
* Will is definitely a windowsill! * Will is definitely a tapeworm! * Will is definitely a rat! #deltarune
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Orteil @orteil42.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely
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confettie! @spacebeer.net · 06/08/2026
this has been my strategy for drawing bon and it works pretty well id say
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2026
Go ahead and try to fill the infinite void in your soul with merchandise at the Onion Store. store.theonion.com/products/c2e2-on…
Sickos Keychain
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professor of fallout 3 haterology @connfirmedbachelor.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"triggered much?"
japanese soldier who kept fighting 29 years after ww2
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Remag Sparkle @lrigremag.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
lmao
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Corporate Danslaughter @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I actually watched the Backrooms movie for the first time today. Holy shit I see why it got such a big reception, its amazing. Manages to be scary and effective, have a lot of meaning and symbolism, the shots are so good holy shit I Love Love Love it Kane Parsons 21 years old
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OBJECTIVE: get away from the train!!!!! @initiale-mil.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
HxH NEWS: Your son still gay April 32nd 2026
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wingupingu #LIUKANGGANG @wingupingu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when yo son still gay on august 1st
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wingupingu #LIUKANGGANG @wingupingu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
when yo son still gay on july 1st
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wingupingu #LIUKANGGANG @wingupingu.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
when yo son still gay on june 1st
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 01/08/2026
Head of Personnel Department Mr. O's Failure #001
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Zoe the Bone Goblin @zoeyeen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, they have a point about people talking about all "AI" (which includes useful things like image recognition a la iNaturalist) like it's the same thing, but the topic could use a little more nuance than your average all-caps shouty bluesky post
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Monty Blazar @montypla.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They have a point but they have also fallen for the AI bros grift in calling machine learning "AI". They are different things. Machine learning has valid uses and is not harmful like AI.
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chess!! @videochess.world · 01/08/2026
poin
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Limbs @iimbs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
monster design i made for something
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
im gonna go home and watch problematic media
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/07/2026
"I'm Joining The War Between America And Communism // On The Side Of Take A Wild Guess" [a muscle-bound Karl Marx as Thor running forward with a giant golden sickle and a wooden mallet.]
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 29/07/2026
Weird way to say capitalism is imposed on us and we hate it
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Skylar 🔞 (Return of the Big Pussy Disorder King) @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Literally what fandom discourse has turned into I fear.
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
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Corporate Danslaughter @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
yall think Blackbeard had a jailbreaked 3ds
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Again, what right wing Republicans and Democrats call "socialism" is the sort of regulated capitalism that was consensus for much of the 20th century. They pretend it's anti-market when really it's only anti-oligarchy
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Corporate Danslaughter @corpodanslaughter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
time is running thin.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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