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musician, retiree, writer, goofus music: chaircrusher.com writing: littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20W… Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers #vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 3h
Pornhub or Iowa Legal code?
"(1) penetration of the penis into the vagina or anus; (2) contact between the mouth and genitalia or mouth and anus or contact between the genitalia of one person and the genitalia or anus of another person; (3) contact between the finger, hand, or other body part of one person and the genitalia or anus of another person, except in the course of examination or treatment by a licensed physician; (4) ejaculation onto the person of another; (5) use of artificial sexual organs or substitutes therefore in contact with the genitalia or anus; and (6) touching a person's own genitals or anus with a finger, hand, or artificial sexual organ or other similar device at the direction of another person."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 3h
Meeting with Nas and Tr█mp in the same week? The one constant is Mamdami's hand gestures.
Mamdami and Nas sitting on plastic chairs in a Brooklyn park.Mamdami & Trump in the Oval Office surrounded by Trump's Hobby Lobby schwag.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 4h
Ewww David!
Eric Schmitt and Katie Britt 2 shot labeld "Schmitt$ Creek"
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 22h
The president signed his name right above the obvious error. trib.al/fQ1OmJe
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Only Trump Would Spell United States Wrong in an Executive Order
The president signed his name right above the obvious error.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/09/2026
53 years ago, hip-hop was born at a back-to-school party in the Bronx. Now, the Bronx School of Hip Hop is preparing a new generation of artists to shape what comes next. I sat down with Nas to talk about the past, present, and future of hip-hop in NYC — from the turntables to our classrooms.
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Mayor and Nas sit down to discuss the past, present and future of hip hop in NYC
YouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 22h
Mixed meter jazz that reminds me a lot of Mahavishnu Orchestra. Odd meters became a thing in Jazz Fusion, but growing up Hungarian gives her odd meter playing fluidity. She also plays violin and sings. Good stuff but only 376 YT subscribers? youtu.be/jBAmJbsPAWI?...
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Petra Varallyay Trio - Fading Lights (short version)
YouTube video by Petra Varallyay Trio Official
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
MIDI is a means to an end but neither fun nor inspiring.
INSPIRING

GENERATE RIFFS, CHORDS, RHYTHMS,
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith drained a logo 3 while Eric Schmitt hadn't even crossed mid-court
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
Anthropic has a competing LLM called Dashes.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
@joshturek4iowa.bsky.social @robsandia.bsky.social Bet you're super happy taking the same position on trans athletes as Katie Britt, noted MAGA shill. share.google/nGWekKViYS3A...
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U.S. Senator Katie Britt Continues Fight to Protect Women and Girls in Sports - Senator Katie Britt
America is saying, ‘we want to protect women’s sports,’ despite the fact that my Democratic colleagues can’t bring themselves to do that WASHINGTON, D.C. — U.S. Senator Katie Britt (R-Ala.) joined her...
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
They're all bros in the beginning. Working in the Vatican has to be super messed up. It changes a bro. The current Pope is a White Sox fan, meaning he's a certain kind of Chicago bro who wear their ball caps the right way round. Meet me at Old Orchard Mall your holiness!
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
They're an absolute legend, housing a pound of ice cream in one sitting.
Ad for "Personalized Ice Cream Shovel Spoon" and first comment:
I ate a whole 450 grams of icecream yesterday, in one sitting. yum yum
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026
Recursive Self-improvement is doomed to fail. An LLM, which is structurally incapable of not making mistakes, trying to improve recursively just compounds error upon error. An LLM can recursively turn itself into an out of control idiot.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
I know conservative people. My mom's family is Mormon & my wife has 2 evangelical Christian brothers. Conservatics may agree with Republican rhetoric but they still value character and truthfulness above all & the GOP has gone out of their way to debase their values.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
The Democrats have by no means been perfect at governing. But they did their best, within the system we have. Since WWII the GOP have evolved a cracked sort of conservatism that punished the poor and rewarded the rich & sway conservative people with specious talking point that scratches their itch.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
If you really follow what the GOP members of congress are saying, it becomes clear they're really bad at governmenting. The Democrats ran a regime based on good governance from Roosevelt up to Obama, Every time the GOP is in charge they behave as though they lack intelligence.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
PamFromTheOfficeSamePicture.gif
Photo of 2 gay men who've been together 35 years over photo of two kittens
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
"Oh you didn't like my album? Why don't you make your own then!"
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
No such thing as an honest mistake when you're acting in bad faith. This a lot like Zach Lahn (GOP candidate for governor of Iowa) accusing Rob Sand, his opponent, of being a billionaire, which he is not There is a billionaire in Iowa named Rob Sands. Different person than Rob Sand.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
Fake news. Tr#mp never carries own club
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
Search for "namlook" on archive.org and there's a whole bunch of FAX label releases.
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Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026
As for Youtube scrubbing I did this with loopback record. I noticed accidently if you turn on audio for Facebook's Reels, skating over them scrubs the audio. cornwarning.com/xfer/Faceboo...
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
Somehow make him a Ward Sutton sicko!
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
Old news that one, init?
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
16 step pattern sequencers limiting, & feel like 40 years on we've had enough of those sounds. There's a financial hurdle to assembling a large enough hardware modular to build entire song patches, which is why I do something like you're doing with #VCVRack I never run out of low pass gates. 😊
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
Could that be the blue sock of the deer that crapped on the sidewalk? #IowaMysteries
Blue sock on sidewalk near deer skat
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026
One of my favorite production strategies is to record YT audio of dodgy YT videos (12 hours of ambient for sleeping) and then slice it up with Nysthi Sussudio, a multi-playhead sampler. I don't tempo sync, just fiddle with sequencing different short bites until it sounds interesting.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
It's revenge from the States Isn't there a Canadian diet cola?
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
I love Nysthi plugins, despite the occasional bug and zero documentation. It reminds me of working with an original Serge skiff which had no labels on the faceplate. When you don't know how it works you try things you wouldn't think of if there was no mystery.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Bros over throws (pillows)
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
U mean the Mystics? The Wizards are NBA. Shakira Austin? Sonia Citron? Kiki Iriafen? Forget about it, the Mystics are brilliant.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
The comment is less clever than the user name.
Replying to People Training OpenAl's Al Fired for Using Al to Train the Al,
Skibidi Flusher writes:
"This is the future of work (if you can get it) if the tech overlords continue to get their way: 'I felt no joy in the work or that I was contributing to society in any way."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
I've become fan of the whole league. If you follow the WNBA year over year you get to know players. The Lynx have Aari McDonald, Chloe Bibby, and Natasha Howard, all who played for Indiana recently. The players swap around, all know each other. It's a league but also a family.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Same dude, same
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
As a Fever fan, I think that the Aces are gonna smoke 'em. I'll be happy if they don't, but Indiana hasn't been playing consistently. If they don't play the best they ever have against the Aces and A'ja, they're going to start the off-season early.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas.
Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Bleep House from Mystic Bill I asked Kevin Saunderson about House versus Techno & he said "they're the same thing." Which is brilliant. youtu.be/-3bZW6mkHVg?...
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Mystic Bill - The Future Beholds Tranquility
YouTube video by DaveUnderground
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026
Sometimes a yam is just a yam
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I am so goddamn sorry. After recently emerging from being incarcerated under conditions by torture after I was violently slammed in inhumane psych wards by cops for being insane, I gotta say, I prefer us insane people to y'all hateful cruel murderous sane people by measures. @coolhand.bsky.social
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Phil really got people going
Facebook commenter: Phil Cohen

BBC of today is not a credible source of news and information.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
He could take that contract, give me 5 million, and never notice the difference.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Ursula von der Leyen looks like Stretched Hilary Clinton
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
I'll allow it.
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Judge James in Courtroom with Powerade Flag
ALT: Judge James in Courtroom with Powerade Flag
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
I'm suing them for stealing the score of my next masterpiece.
Screen capture of Youtube video "Two-hour relaxing screensaver with Background with nice flying musical notes."
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
US military in dress uniforms, searching the red carpet for Donald Trump's conscience. None was found. @charlotteclymer.bsky.social maybe you can identify what service those uniforms represent.
Soldiers smoothing red carpet for Chinese Premier Xi's arrival.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Do you, Mr. Jones?
Cover of album "Highway 61 Revisited"

Bob Dylan sitting with man in shirt behind him with a camera dangling rom his right hand.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
As often as his cartoons get posted on Blue Sky, you'd think Duncan Lathlin would have an account and post them for himself.
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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026
Today is happy bear couple visibility day on Blue Sky. Seen a dozen skeets with that theme today already
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