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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18h

MIDI is a means to an end but neither fun nor inspiring.

INSPIRING

GENERATE RIFFS, CHORDS, RHYTHMS,

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 30/09/2026

They're an absolute legend, housing a pound of ice cream in one sitting.

Ad for "Personalized Ice Cream Shovel Spoon" and first comment:
I ate a whole 450 grams of icecream yesterday, in one sitting. yum yum

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 29/09/2026

PamFromTheOfficeSamePicture.gif

Photo of 2 gay men who've been together 35 years over photo of two kittens

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 28/09/2026

Could that be the blue sock of the deer that crapped on the sidewalk? #IowaMysteries

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026

The comment is less clever than the user name.

Replying to People Training OpenAl's Al Fired for Using Al to Train the Al,
Skibidi Flusher writes:
"This is the future of work (if you can get it) if the tech overlords continue to get their way: 'I felt no joy in the work or that I was contributing to society in any way."

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 27/09/2026

Gertrude Stein and Alice B Toklas.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026

Phil really got people going

Facebook commenter: Phil Cohen

BBC of today is not a credible source of news and information.

View previous 145 replies

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026

I'm suing them for stealing the score of my next masterpiece.

Screen capture of Youtube video "Two-hour relaxing screensaver with Background with nice flying musical notes."

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026

US military in dress uniforms, searching the red carpet for Donald Trump's conscience. None was found. @charlotteclymer.bsky.social maybe you can identify what service those uniforms represent.

Soldiers smoothing red carpet for Chinese Premier Xi's arrival.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 26/09/2026

Grassley was already a politician when we moved to Iowa in 1970. So I've had to put up with this cornpone partisan hack for 56 years. He worries a Democrat might serve out his term if he dies. Fuck him, he's been a front for Big AG for all that time. He's harmed Iowa & won't stop until he dies.

From @polltracker2024 on X

Senator Chuck Grassley (R-IA) on whether he'd seek another term in office

"At 93 years of age, I don't know how many more groups of Republicans like this I'm going to have a chance to talk to. ... One of the reasons I'm worried about who's going to be elected governor [is] I don't plan on dying in office, but if I did, I don't want a Democrat governor choosing my successor."

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026

Gonna tell the grandkids this is Yo La Tengo

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 25/09/2026

I keep returning to FM as a synthesis method with the most timbral possibility. I love how you can go from an analog-sounding growl to something that twangs like a rubber band. cornwarning.com/xfer/Chaircr...

Screenshot of VCVRack showing 5 operator FM

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026

Two unrelated skeets where the 2nd seems a reply to the first

2 unrelated skeets
@wkfry.bsky.social:

During our wedding week, we had a lot of family visiting from out of town and they were told to make themselves at home.

Over the following months, we discovered all kinds of weird things.

Someone opened a new jar a mayonnaise, used some and then put it back in the cabinet!!! Nice!

@emmyem24.bsky.social: This seems like abuse.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026

Rick Beato in "Waiting for Godot"

Waiting For Godot starting David Straithern

Straithern holds a bowler hat in front of black background

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026

I was going through Google Photos dicing up my photo history and a weird recurring thing is I photographed shitty parking jobs by giant pickup trucks.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 24/09/2026

I was going through Google Photos dicing up my photo history and a weird recurring thing is I photographed shitty parking jobs by giant pickup trucks.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 23/09/2026

1. All Republicans have is gaslighting. Their policies, explained factually, are terrible. Just empty rhetoric and outright lies 2. Showing compassion convincingly is not easy for the GOP, since being cruel to women, minorities and poor people is what gets them off. bit.ly/AssemblyBeat

Zoom in: McClain also urged Republicans not to "gaslight" voters about the economic pain they're feeling, including high gas prices fueled by the Iran war.
"You have to have empathy," McClain said. "I shop at the same grocery stores and fill my gas tank up at the same pumps that everybody else does."
"I don't think gaslighting works," she added, arguing that Republicans should instead explain to voters why prices are high and defend Trump's handling of the war.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 23/09/2026

You have 2 black men inside you. Which one you listen to determines who you are.

Two skeets juxtaposed by chance

"Byron Donalds strips Trump references from his campaign website

The Republican gubernatorial candidate stopped emphasizing his endorsement from Donald Trump"

"John Coltrane with Miles Davis in the background..."

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 23/09/2026

Spoons with a threatening aura, personalized ice cream shovel spoons.

Ice cream pint and hand holding a shovel-shaped spoon labeld "Megan's Ice Cream Shovel"

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 23/09/2026

LOL that Napoleon hand-in-waistcoat was quite the thing.

Francisco Pizarro González, Spanish conquistador

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 23/09/2026

We got Putin & Trump & Kim Jong Un. But that Napoleon was one ambitious motherfucker, make 'em look lame, low energy. Our current despots ain't shit, they're just desperately trying to hold on to power.

Napoleon Bonaparte painted portrait. In classic pose with his right hand in the front of his jacket.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 22/09/2026

I could look up what this means, but it's better left unexplained.

[Alarum. Enter an English Soldier, crying 'A]
Talbot! a Talbot!' They fly, leaving their
clothes behind]

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 22/09/2026

The sample is from here - not that particular performance. Beethoven kicked some ass with this. And Oboe dude is cool as hell youtu.be/xaYWy3eHtCM?...

Oboe player, screen capture of this video
https://youtu.be/xaYWy3eHtCM?si=J7ZBLt4H6oNyXdJh

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 22/09/2026

High school kids are not messing around.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 21/09/2026

Don'take promises you can't back up, hoss.

Pill bottle that claims to have no microplastics

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 21/09/2026

T Shirt graphics are in group signifiers. They're aspirational. This one appeals to me cuz I'm a nerd like that.

Yellow T Shirt with 4'33" on it, referencing John Cage's piece of that name.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 20/09/2026

If you see this, post your fav Disney character currently.

Tim Conway & Don Knotts in still from "The Apple Dumpling Gang"

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 19/09/2026

Some people are just a wee bit cunty.

Pixelated identifying text & photo of skeet: If you don't even follow me and leave negative feedback to this post...

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 19/09/2026

Tr█mp doesn't know where bananas come from.

https://www.worldstopexports.com/bananas-exports-country/

Below are the 15 countries that exported the highest dollar value worth of bananas during 2025.
1. Ecuador: US$4.3 billion (25.6% of total exported bananas)
2. Philippines: $1.7 billion (10.1%)
3. Colombia: $1.5 billion (9.2%)
4. Guatemala: $1.3 billion (7.6%)
5. Costa Rica: $1.1 billion (6.5%)
6. Netherlands: $927.7 million (5.6%)
7. Belgium: $919.1 million (5.5%)
8. United States: $577.2 million (3.5%)
9. India: $499.1 million (3%)
10. Vietnam: $418.7 million (2.5%)
11. Germany: $309.4 million (1.9%)
12. Cameroon: $283.9 million (1.7%)
13. Mexico: $275.2 million (1.6%)
14. Honduras: $274.2 million (1.6%)
15. France: $231.7 million (1.4%)

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 19/09/2026

It reminds me of the carniverous plant from Little Shop Of Horrors

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 19/09/2026

"It's been the challenge for me my whole life, dealing with myself." Same, Tosti, same

Tosti, the fiery 30-year-old Argentine, has a long history of squabbles with fellow competitors, staff and caddies, including Ellis. He was suspended from the Korn Ferry Tour in 2023 for conduct unbecoming a professional. Tosti has also been open about his mental struggles, telling Golfweek two years ago, "It's been the challenge for me my whole life, dealing with myself."

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

_EVERY_ woman's fantasy?

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

I love when the browser loads a site but times out on the style sheets.

Amazon Web page without CSS - just a jumbled up mess of text.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

"There is no cannibalism in the British Navy, which is to say there is a certain amount."

Photo of FBI Director Kash Patel testifying in front of Congress.

Underneath is the first graph of an article

"We are not into bestiality," FBI Director Kash Patel told members of Congress yesterday, moments after assuring them that they were "not going to disqualify" any of the agency's "great canines" for engaging in sexual activity with FBI agents.

I'm sorry-what?

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

My great grandfather John Worsley was a child miner in Pontypridd Wales, before emigrating to Utah after converting to Mormonism. So I must be distantly related. She even has our characteristic long phyltrum.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

MAGA-coded products are cringe

As for Duke Cannon soap: WASH OFF THE MEAT SWEATS

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 18/09/2026

Yeah sure I'm going to mistake Sebastian Gorka for Sebastián Gorga, the Uruguayan fooballer.

Sebastian Gorka
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Sebastián Gorga.

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