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Definitely Not Ignota

@cordycepsignota.bsky.social
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i will block everyone who follows me that i don't recognize immediately. if i do know you and block you, just DM me. they/them. white. TME.

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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 11h
thinking about my dad's cream fried chicken again
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18h
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm genuinely so glad that Jehovah's witnesses are now allowed to receive and allow their children to receive life saving blood that I'm not even going to speculate on which official required a blood transfusion
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
A girl, looking asleep, lies on a mattress, with a nebulizer device on her mouth and nose, with an IV access on her left arm.Mahmoud asleep in a hospital bed with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixatorsThree sad girls on a grey couch. The youngest one in the middle is crying
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Jennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Friends, please don’t let Nabil’s dream of education stop here," writes Wassim. 💔🎓 "Only $100 remains to complete his school registration. Even a small contribution can help him stay in school and continue building his future." 🙏🇵🇸 Can you help? gofund.me/35fdca7d 🍉 #Gaza
Two pictures of a ten year old Palestinian boy. In one he is standing by the side of a tent, wearing a black top and carrying a blue rucksack. In the other he is wearing a beige top and standing on a broad sandy path between a row of tents and a heap of rubble much taller than he is, with ruined buildings in the distance.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Weird plant
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The virus is spreading among our tents, and now my child has contracted it. My child has a weak immune system, anemia, and chest congestion; his fever won't break. I can't afford his treatment Please, don't let him suffer. $10 can save a life. Your support is a lifeline. chuffed.org/project/plea...
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Displaced families in Gaza are struggling to survive in fragile tents without basic meals. Team Keffiyeh works tirelessly to deliver daily food aid to vulnerable children and parents. Please donate now to help us reach more families in need. Every single gift saves lives. chuffed.org/project/gkt
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Om jameel:my kids appeal to you with tears, pain,&heartache to help save our mother.She is suffering from a heart valve prolapse&has also experienced uterine bleeding;her condition is critical.we need $300 of her surgery so she can recover&return to hold us in her arms😭🥹 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Abu Jameel and Om Jameel sitting on the floor with their five children, Bags and belongings in the background indicate they are being displacedFive children standing inside a tent, closing their eyes, with their palms upOm Jameel resting in a hospital bed after her preliminary surgery. Her face is blurred.Om Jameel lying in a hospital bed wearing a hospital gown, resting after her preliminary surgery
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@atdanwhite

Sexual empowerment is vital to a marriage. On Sundays my wife allows me 20min in my "horny tent" - she lets me borrow her iPad to google image search my sexual fantasies (doggie style, standing doggie style, etc.). If I'm not "in the mood", I surf ESPN.com or email
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As a purveyor of Discourse™, I'm screaming
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🆘 Today my daughters asked me: “Mom, what will we eat tomorrow?” I didn’t know what to say. Sham is sick, and Mahmoud is fighting to survive. My daughters are crying from hunger. We no longer have enough food or medicine. I only wish tomorrow could be kinder to us.😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Three sad girls sitting on a grey couch. The youngest in the middle is cryingMahmoud asleep on a hospital bed, with both his legs completely strapped and stabilized with metal fixators
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brother Marwan is bleeding and facing permanent paralysis. The war destroyed our home and stole everything we had. We urgently need $180 for his emergency surgery. Please, everyone standing with Palestine, donate and share today to save my brother's life! 🙏😭 Please 🇵🇸💔 chuffed.org/project/moh01
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Om jameel:her health is deteriorating.Despite suffering from a heart valve condition,she has suffered uterine& tore wall hemorrhaging&urgently gather $300 surgery to stop the bleeding Her situation is dangerous Stop her tears kids by donating &returns to her kids embrace😭 chuffed.org/project/1839...
Om Jameel resting in a hospital bed following a preliminary surgery of uterine cleaning. Her face is blurred.Om Jameel in a hospital gown lying in a hospital bed after her preliminary surgery. Her face is blurred Om Jameel sitting on a mattress in her tent, surrounded by her five children. She's wearing glasses and a pink scarf around her head. She's the only one not looking at the camera.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brother Marwan is bleeding and at risk of permanent paralysis. The war has taken everything from us. We need $180 to save him from paralysis. We appeal to everyone who stands with Palestine to respond to our urgent. 🙏 Share donate and help me save Marwan's life today😭😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nature photographer 'pendra100legs' does these amazing macro shots of tiny bugs. This one is delightful (I'll link below to the full thing). It's a globular springtail in genus Sminthurides. These insect-relatives can launch themselves 60 times their height in 1.6 MILLISECONDS. *Voomp*. Gone.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you are an LGBTQ person and your initial response to mentions of asexuality or polyamory or whatever is to mock them, or you respond to a shitty person identifying that way with "oh of course they're _____'" then you are the weakest link and cannot be trusted with with sharp kitchen utensils.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thinking about this post i've had in my screenshots folder for years.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The worst worst worst thing is seeing old clotted decaying brown blood come out of you like HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN IN THERE?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
obnoxious guy i don't like just posted a picture of his wife. white woman with dreads.
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My brother Marwan was seriously injured in the war and is at risk of partial paralysis if he does not receive medical care. We urgently need $180 to cover the costs of his critical surgery. For the sake of humanity, we appeal to you for help; we need your support.🇵🇸🤝🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/moh01
A man asleep on a hospital bed wearing a blue hospital gown is being stabilized by two pairs of medics hands on his head and torsoMarwan sleeping in a hospital bed wearing a blue hospital gown.
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My brother Fouad lives in darkness after a war injury. I am injured as well, yet I try my best to feed and care for him amidst severe hardship in Gaza. We humbly beg for aid. Your small donation brings us hope and needed medical treatment. Please help us Please my friend 😭😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01
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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look, you have to understand Bibi: it really deeply upsets and frightens him that a Muslim reached the age of 34.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One time my dad accidentally sent me a URL link to "porn.dom" Not pornhub. Not some other well known site. A URL address a 13 year old who just learned the word "porn" from a school friend would type blindly into a search address in 2009. I have a screenshot as evidence hold on.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
these are the attorneys general who are gonna enforce your blue state "trans sanctuary" protections? lol. can y'all please stop arguing with me about this shit already?
A spokesperson from the state Attorney General’s Office praised the ruling but condemned the language, saying that “decisions about the appropriate placement for an individual should be addressed case by case… rather than by mandating new across-the-board policies.” But the spokesperson added, “We strongly disagree with the court’s harmful language. It does not reflect our brief or our values.”
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My brother Fouad now lives in complete darkness after losing his sight due to the ravages of war. He is in despair, but hope remains with medical treatment. He urgently needs financial donations to cover his medical expenses. Please support his journey to recovery.💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/moh01
Fouad's face without glasses revealing blind eyes.Fouad wearing sunglasses
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People who are terminally horny in that very specific "extremely online" way have got to be up there as the top 10 funniest kinds of people on earth. Not even from a "lol look how fucking weird" kind of way they know EXACTLY how fucking hilarious they are being and that turns them on.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/09/2026
Fantastic protest organized by @genderlib.com to protest NYU Lagnone's deal with Trump to end gender-affirming care for trans youth. Big 🧵 of photos for ya!
Protestors march down the street holding signs/banners reading things like HONOR YOUR OATH / PROTECT TRANS KIDS, PROTECT THE DOLLS, and TRANS LIVES ARE NOT BARGAINING CHIPS
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Gender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 18/09/2026
SHAME ON NYU LANGONE! The Trump DOJ reached a settlement with NYU that will permanently end gender-affirming care for trans youth and pay $8.5 million. Join us for a picket at NYU: 📍 550 1st Ave 🗓️ Tuesday, September 22: ⏰ 4:30 PM
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've just realized i can't think of any birds of prey that can swim or that have waterproof feathers. Like there's osprey and a few other fish-eating species (bald eagles, etc) but those don't really "swim."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Katie smacks her lips at the prospect of consuming a gigantic meatball sub. She takes a gigantic bite out of it. While chewing, a man sidles up to her and says "sir.. or uh... Ma'am? They? I just wanna say you are so brave..." Katie, mouth full of marinara, winces at the man's attempted gesture of kindness.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inde Navarette screaming "LET ME BE NIKKI"
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That transmasc clinging to "femaleness" on hookup/dating sites is annoying and misgendering themself but they're not used to not being "desireable" (read: a sex object) and have internalized sex as the only value they can provide so they continue to cling to being a thing that has sex done to it.
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Resist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨 MARCH TO THE UN - On Thursday, September 24th NYC will take to the streets and march to the UN to reject war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu and the genocidal Zionist project. Zionism and war criminals have no place in our city. 🗓️Thu, September 24th 📍Starting at Bryant Park ⏰4PM
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mf said
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Someone send me that dril tweet that was like "my posts have always sucked you're just mad at me for some reason"
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not completely deaf but I was having the same problem so my solution was to change the creeper hiss sound to a bass boosted version of the "CREEPER AWWW MAN" clip from that Minecraft parody song
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think that my aromanticism makes the kinds of things i find attractive very very strange.
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why did I think making her a human would make her less hot?
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) harriet ( @hattersarts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pawtols
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
girls rock (?)
r/legaladvice u/ratboi213 • 5m
Can I hire a sex worker who works the street to hangout?
Location: WA
I frequently see ladies working on the street and I'm always curious about what they're like. Can I hire/pay one to hangout out, like go to the movies or the park?
I'm a women in my late twenties
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Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"What if they figure out I'm a worm" but trans allegory
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