Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 11hthinking about my dad's cream fried chicken again 000
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm genuinely so glad that Jehovah's witnesses are now allowed to receive and allow their children to receive life saving blood that I'm not even going to speculate on which official required a blood transfusion 130
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026🆘 I’m watching my family fall apart, and I can’t stop it. Mahmoud is dying as sepsis spreads through his body. Sham is sick, and my daughters are hungry. All I want is to keep them with me, but I feel like I’m losing them despite all I do. Please, donate and share. 😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh... 6157219
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaJennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Friends, please don’t let Nabil’s dream of education stop here," writes Wassim. 💔🎓 "Only $100 remains to complete his school registration. Even a small contribution can help him stay in school and continue building his future." 🙏🇵🇸 Can you help? gofund.me/35fdca7d 🍉 #Gaza 23564
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaSpartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The virus is spreading among our tents, and now my child has contracted it. My child has a weak immune system, anemia, and chest congestion; his fever won't break. I can't afford his treatment Please, don't let him suffer. $10 can save a life. Your support is a lifeline. chuffed.org/project/plea... 1297161
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaSpartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Displaced families in Gaza are struggling to survive in fragile tents without basic meals. Team Keffiyeh works tirelessly to deliver daily food aid to vulnerable children and parents. Please donate now to help us reach more families in need. Every single gift saves lives. chuffed.org/project/gkt 2101165
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Om jameel:my kids appeal to you with tears, pain,&heartache to help save our mother.She is suffering from a heart valve prolapse&has also experienced uterine bleeding;her condition is critical.we need $300 of her surgery so she can recover&return to hold us in her arms😭🥹 chuffed.org/project/1839... 082134
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 291177143
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaWilliam Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a purveyor of Discourse™, I'm screaming 4598
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🆘 Today my daughters asked me: “Mom, what will we eat tomorrow?” I didn’t know what to say. Sham is sick, and Mahmoud is fighting to survive. My daughters are crying from hunger. We no longer have enough food or medicine. I only wish tomorrow could be kinder to us.😭💔 chuffed.org/project/omsh... 362104
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaSpartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My brother Marwan is bleeding and facing permanent paralysis. The war destroyed our home and stole everything we had. We urgently need $180 for his emergency surgery. Please, everyone standing with Palestine, donate and share today to save my brother's life! 🙏😭 Please 🇵🇸💔 chuffed.org/project/moh01 179164
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Om jameel:her health is deteriorating.Despite suffering from a heart valve condition,she has suffered uterine& tore wall hemorrhaging&urgently gather $300 surgery to stop the bleeding Her situation is dangerous Stop her tears kids by donating &returns to her kids embrace😭 chuffed.org/project/1839... 177148
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My brother Marwan is bleeding and at risk of permanent paralysis. The war has taken everything from us. We need $180 to save him from paralysis. We appeal to everyone who stands with Palestine to respond to our urgent. 🙏 Share donate and help me save Marwan's life today😭😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01 398153
Reposted by Definitely Not Ignotac0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nature photographer 'pendra100legs' does these amazing macro shots of tiny bugs. This one is delightful (I'll link below to the full thing). It's a globular springtail in genus Sminthurides. These insect-relatives can launch themselves 60 times their height in 1.6 MILLISECONDS. *Voomp*. Gone. 1219250
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you are an LGBTQ person and your initial response to mentions of asexuality or polyamory or whatever is to mock them, or you respond to a shitty person identifying that way with "oh of course they're _____'" then you are the weakest link and cannot be trusted with with sharp kitchen utensils. 110
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026thinking about this post i've had in my screenshots folder for years. 010
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The worst worst worst thing is seeing old clotted decaying brown blood come out of you like HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN IN THERE? 110
Reposted by Definitely Not Ignotashaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position 3469521800
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 26/09/2026obnoxious guy i don't like just posted a picture of his wife. white woman with dreads. 000
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My brother Marwan was seriously injured in the war and is at risk of partial paralysis if he does not receive medical care. We urgently need $180 to cover the costs of his critical surgery. For the sake of humanity, we appeal to you for help; we need your support.🇵🇸🤝🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/moh01 169137
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaSpartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My brother Fouad lives in darkness after a war injury. I am injured as well, yet I try my best to feed and care for him amidst severe hardship in Gaza. We humbly beg for aid. Your small donation brings us hope and needed medical treatment. Please help us Please my friend 😭😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01 489142
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Look, you have to understand Bibi: it really deeply upsets and frightens him that a Muslim reached the age of 34. 23924157
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One time my dad accidentally sent me a URL link to "porn.dom" Not pornhub. Not some other well known site. A URL address a 13 year old who just learned the word "porn" from a school friend would type blindly into a search address in 2009. I have a screenshot as evidence hold on. 130
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaCorinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026these are the attorneys general who are gonna enforce your blue state "trans sanctuary" protections? lol. can y'all please stop arguing with me about this shit already? 9374119
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaMicheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My brother Fouad now lives in complete darkness after losing his sight due to the ravages of war. He is in despair, but hope remains with medical treatment. He urgently needs financial donations to cover his medical expenses. Please support his journey to recovery.💔🙏 chuffed.org/project/moh01 266118
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026People who are terminally horny in that very specific "extremely online" way have got to be up there as the top 10 funniest kinds of people on earth. Not even from a "lol look how fucking weird" kind of way they know EXACTLY how fucking hilarious they are being and that turns them on. 210
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 23/09/2026Fantastic protest organized by @genderlib.com to protest NYU Lagnone's deal with Trump to end gender-affirming care for trans youth. Big 🧵 of photos for ya! 41287315
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaGender Liberation Movement @genderlib.com · 18/09/2026SHAME ON NYU LANGONE! The Trump DOJ reached a settlement with NYU that will permanently end gender-affirming care for trans youth and pay $8.5 million. Join us for a picket at NYU: 📍 550 1st Ave 🗓️ Tuesday, September 22: ⏰ 4:30 PM 4278104
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've just realized i can't think of any birds of prey that can swim or that have waterproof feathers. Like there's osprey and a few other fish-eating species (bald eagles, etc) but those don't really "swim." 130
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1804733701
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Inde Navarette screaming "LET ME BE NIKKI" 000
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaBarry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry 12897262
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That transmasc clinging to "femaleness" on hookup/dating sites is annoying and misgendering themself but they're not used to not being "desireable" (read: a sex object) and have internalized sex as the only value they can provide so they continue to cling to being a thing that has sex done to it. 110
Reposted by Definitely Not Ignota⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 1332612842
Reposted by Definitely Not IgnotaResist 🕎🍉 @antizionistjew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🚨 MARCH TO THE UN - On Thursday, September 24th NYC will take to the streets and march to the UN to reject war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu and the genocidal Zionist project. Zionism and war criminals have no place in our city. 🗓️Thu, September 24th 📍Starting at Bryant Park ⏰4PM 13215
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Someone send me that dril tweet that was like "my posts have always sucked you're just mad at me for some reason" 020
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not completely deaf but I was having the same problem so my solution was to change the creeper hiss sound to a bass boosted version of the "CREEPER AWWW MAN" clip from that Minecraft parody song 010
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i think that my aromanticism makes the kinds of things i find attractive very very strange. 110
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why did I think making her a human would make her less hot? 000
Reposted by Definitely Not Ignotacait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/09/2026girls rock (?) 30189198
Definitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"What if they figure out I'm a worm" but trans allegory 010