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Aranock @aranock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One thing that's been bothering me in the last couple days is I have never seen this level of "we should forgive and forget" "rehabilitation" for any woman doing anything perceived as or actually wrong no matter how small compared to literally having sexually assaulted someone.
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
selling books. patreon backing. writing for polygon. wow, you jumped on that grenade for the rest of us man! i'm glad he told his wife but none of the people he worked with. very progressive! the gall of this guy to somehow spin this as a force for progressive change is really getting to me
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's interesting his "continued drive to make myself and the world better" came in the form of, you know, a public facing career. that's the only way to change the world after all. any leftist would tell you REAL societal progress is in online culture writing.
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The real risk of AI destroying the world is through some bullshit like this honestly
Tweet from Zachary Cohen CNN


NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program. 

But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
omelas mayor: there's only one way to stop roko's basilisk.. you've trained for this, omelas baby omelas baby: heh.. that machine thinks eternal torment means anything to me?
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Summer's End
A digital painting of Buizel. A Buizel inside a glass of lemonade.
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musubeemu @musubeemu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Made this Chatot figurine!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Porco Rossolini @porcorossolini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wash yo ass dog Jesus Christ
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS" @kenniejd.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just saw temu selling lube… idk who needs to hear this but don’t buy the lube from Temu
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Screencap from Taito NES video game Bubble Bobble. Text reads: "The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born! Now is the time of monsters! Good luck!"
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New dating profile blurb just dropped
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dying at how evil this rat is
Evil rat on the rat subreddit
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Boo Fifer @puhfifer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
HR Lady, Jimothy Flirting, Jerry Harassment
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
With the meteoric rise of “jimothy” in Seattle (which by the way is stupid) the denizens of the Tacoma subreddit are trying to remind the world that we have our own fucked up animal named “jawless jerry”. I don’t think this one will have the same staying power, call me crazy!
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Meta is spending $600 billion+ to build out its AI model. That model is being aggressively integrated into platforms used by 3.9 billion people. This week, Meta announced its AI will be trained on content from Newsmax, the far-right website with a history of promoting pro-Trump conspiracy theories.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a hand holding an envelope addressed to House on the Giant Turtle’s Back. Panel 2: a postal worker, holding the envelope, stands on the rocky shore of a sea before an enormous tortoise trudging through the water. It has some trees and a house on top of its shell. Panel 3: the postal worker looks back down at the envelope, looking emotionally debilitated.
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Tess,, dis agreeable grunt @brandysaurian.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i'm a 10, which means i'm EXTRA2
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if you approach your interpersonal relationships this way you deserve to die alone
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Alice @nolas-socks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My "everyone is generally pretty dumb and this has always been the case" theory remains undefeated
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/07/2026
I see people blaming like... dumb readings of movies on "the literacy crisis." I dunno man!! I think most people are often bad at understanding art, but historically we heard the voices of professional critics and now we hear the voices of everyone on earth at once.
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Bynine @bynine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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doodlelotl @doodlelotl.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pokemon page commission for @ktensai.bsky.social
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
sleepy
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
She's just like me
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Reid Young @reidman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hiring two rare+cool positions at Fangamer right now: 🧸 Product Development Manager: responsible for taking on licenses and getting merch made! 🗣️ Partnership Manager: communicate with our AAA and indie partners about merch licenses & plans RTs always appreciated 🙇 www.fangamer.com/pages/jobs
fangamer.com
Jobs
Fangamer is an independent video game merchandiser with its headquarters (both office and warehouse) in Tucson, AZ.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
don't worry though Israel was trying to bomb a different guy and just killed a bunch of other people who happened to be nearby, too
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Israeli strike kills World Cup screening organizer in Gaza just before kickoff
Health authorities in Gaza say an Israeli strike killed an organizer of public screenings of World Cup matches in the enclave.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Trying to pick apart a woman's text messages to prove she's lying about being raped is gutter behavior. Consent can be revoked at any time and reading insinuations into text messages that the sender denies were there is ACTUAL journalistic malpractice. I would not trust a man who does this!
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It's 100% some bullshit that the Disney/Marvel big-budget hero shooter is allowed to go "lol check out this bulge, you guys like huge asses?" while every other website and platform in the world is trying to figure out a way to execute you over the computer if you post a sexy picture online
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Bynine @bynine.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
more starter babies #pokemon #fakemon
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
There’s like 7 pillars of online discourse we are doomed to never escape, and “sex scenes in movies” is probably the most annoying one
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Taplaos @taplaos.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
🌴🐛🪨🍹🍹🍹🌺
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
A phlebotomist says to a patient "we're going to draw some blood." A photograph of a hand with a pen comes from outside the panels and colours in the blood bag with red. The phlebotomist says "see? that wasn't so bad." The patient, dumbfounded, asks "wa that... was that God?"
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Ornithophilos 🦅 🦜🦉 @ornithophilos.eurosky.social · 22/06/2026
New York Times journalist at the doctor's. "My arm hurts!" - "Which one, the left?" - "No, the other arm - the center one"
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nige 'dear ratboy' @niall.codes · 20/06/2026
That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THIS IS REVERSE 9/11!!!!!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And here we go. Already Ive been tricked into sending my penis to three of these so called "Group chats". I now have no choice but to shut down my alt where I pretend to be a 36 yr old Sex Worker from Brooklyn, offering my calloused, world weary perspective interspersed with moments of gentle warmth
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Perfect summation of the bluesky experience
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bispau @bispau.art · 03/06/2026
Give some love to transmasc pika :3
Trans masc pika giving a high five to a shiny ditto
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Thunder @thunderafterdark.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
whenever i see people gloat about how they "don't use references" for art i just think about this bit from sam and max
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lmao calm down Sephiroth
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jenna ruddock @ruddock.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.
LA Times headline: "Retailers say thefts are a crisis level. The numbers say otherwise."
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arti ⭐️COMMS OPEN @artichow.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My bw2 always-on-the-team mons 🧡 #art #pokemon
A small drawing of a stoutland wearing a silk scarf running towards us looking serious. The background is white.A small drawing of a Dewott jumping and waving its shells in a circular motion. It's wearing a mystic water around its neck. The background is white.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/05/2026
ah yes i can’t wait to get answers that are ai generated and far more intelligent than before
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Simply Me @simplyme0612.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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