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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️

@coprolithic.bsky.social
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GIS wonk occasionally kidnapped by archaeologists, palaeontologists and fish people. Photographer, knapper, and all weather cyclist in a city reputed to be winter 11 months per year. #GIS #archaeology #climate #cycling #yegbike #yegdt #cats #photography

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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Took part in my first #yegbike Critical Mass ride last night honouring Dr. Darren Markland, which involved riding some of downtown’s most miserable stroads, including 104 Ave, 101 street, Jasper Ave and 109 street. Participation was at least 120. Will ride again.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The cat who I saved from coyotes is simultaneously very snuggly and very bad at it from an ergonomic standpoint. I am posting this at 0316 for no particular reason.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really buy the notion of "vote splitting" in the #ABElection by-election in Calgary-Shaw. People were voting for the Tories because they didn't want to vote UCP. UCP vote greatly collapsed since Rebecca Schulz won that riding.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is being interviewed in an office. The interviewer, pointing to his computer display, asks, “can you explain this gap in your resume?” The interviewee replies, “uh…” Panel 2: out of thin air a portal emerges between the two men. Rocketing out of the portal is a time traveling dodo bird wearing futuristic gear. The dodo exclaims, “I’m back! I saved us from extinction!” A coffee cup is knocked over. Panel 3: at the edge of the desk, the dodo takes a knee, staring futilely out the window to a metropolitan city. It says, “No… NO!!” The two men observe, nonplussed.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There’s no alt text on this, but basically in every region of Canada, including Berduh, more people feel Canada has more in common with Europe than with the US. Nationwide, 56% say Europe, 20% say equal, 16% US. 8% unsure.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My other #yegdt hot take is that the arena was a bit underwhelming as far as revitalization went, especially relative to its cost. This isn't surprising, because this is the usual result, especially in North America. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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Do local businesses benefit from sports facilities? The case of major league sports stadiums and arenas
We use daily mobile foot traffic data covering major league sports facilities and the surrounding commercial establishments in the US to pin down the …
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm thrilled that VIA Rail is getting an equipment update, and is moving away from US equipment. But it seems strategically important to Canada in this fuel crisis to have intercity trains that run more than twice per week and aren't a third the speed of driving. #viarail #trains
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Passenger Rail Locomotive Assembly Returns to Canada Through a $1.95 Billion Government of Canada Investment
Rail helped build Canada, connecting people and communities across vast distances and helping unite the country. Today, a modern and resilient passenger rail network is essential to supporting economi...
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 09/09/2026
INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO OUTLOOKS
NEITHER ARE WORKING
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I made a deliberate shift a couple years ago to avoid using curse words in my comics after I got two very nice messages from teachers who told me they will sometimes open their lesson with a beetle moses comic
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I would enjoy a crossover that starts with them dining together and then, through a series of misadventures, each is forced to take up the opposite character's mystery. So Benoit Blanc has to batter his way through a bunch of redneck cops and Jack Reacher has to outsmart a murderous plutocrat.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This little cat had her first visit from the vet today. Despite all of the prodding and indignity, I am forgiven.
A little tortie cat curled up sound asleep next to the hip of a human who is wearing jeans and green flannel.
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MandalaMushroom.bsky.social @mandalamushroom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What if Alberta separatists actually got their way? Award-winning science writer @premeemohamed.com imagines life on the other side in Leave or Remain. From @forwardcanada.bsky.social forwardweekly.ca/leave-or-rem... Danielle Smith and her separatist friends = dystopian
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Leave or Remain | By Premee Mohamed | Forward Weekly
Forward Weekly feature for September 6, 2026.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mood.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A picture of a coyote on a keyboard, posting, "um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight."

This is from a post by a user named mousegirlheart on an unidentified social media platform on May 22.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I reiterate that the biggest problem with our downtown is that the late 1970s/early 1980s happened. But it does seem even harder than usual lately to cross it on foot or by bike east to west without having to use one of the terrible stroads. #YEGbike
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 31/08/2026
What promised to be the world’s most complex scavenger hunt has failed to take into account autistic people’s propensity to actually read the fucking instructions, sources report.
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Organised scavenger hunt fails to account for autistic competence
This article is an It’s a Superpower?? special, set in the world of our audio sitcom! To find out more, see the bottom of the piece. What promised to be the world's most complex scavenger hunt has…
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MapQuest reasserting it relevance was not on my 2026 Bingo card.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So, I rescued something from a pack of coyotes this week.
A small tortoiseshell cat who is curled up next to a reclining human. The cat's paws are draped over the human's shoulders and her cheek is pressed against the human's. The cat's eyes are closed and she seems quite content to keep the person from getting up.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My belated #yegdt hot take is that it actually isn't that bad. It has problems, but they're long-running ones that go back decades. Claims that it's broken are very overwrought, and worth a side-eye; it's generally been getting better. And no, it's not because of the hockey thingy. 1/lots w/ maps!
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If the #abgov requires the removal of #yegbike lanes, replace them with extra wide sidewalks.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 18/08/2026
Researchers warn that Alberta separatists could be influenced by foreign agents, shiny objects
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Researchers warn that Alberta separatists could be influenced by foreign agents, shiny objects
EDMONTON — Academics studying Alberta separatism are concerned that the province’s upcoming referendum could be swayed by other countries, or anything else capable of capturing the half-second attenti...
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have recalled the groceries that are in your pantry and which you were probably planning to eat forgive me they’re full of salmonella and maybe broken glass
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thing is, actual bike infrastructure did make me a "better" cyclist. Before that, I had to treat every last driver that I was sharing space with as a dire threat that would hit me if I let my guard down, especially if they were behind me. And that meant I had to do a lot of very tactical things.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Not likely
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two friends sit at a table in a cafe. One of the women is reading a magazine. Her friend says teasingly, “you read that horoscope baloney? Lemme see.” Panel 2: the friend looks at her horoscope page, which reads, “LIBRA: You will be eaten by a large carnivorous plant.” Panel 3: the friend looks amused and befuddled. She chuckles, “heh…” Behind her, an enormous alien-looking carnivorous plant the size of a large bathtub is being wagoned into the cafe by a straining workman.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kids: 1 KIDS Act: 0
Reddit post in r/teenager showing an ID for Ramses II and claiming they used it to evade age-verification
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In which an old friend who I dug with in Japan corrects a YouTube video’s misconceptions about Japanese archaeology.
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Emily C Taylor @pentapod.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#FridayFeeling thanks to the “mood” option in #SpiritCrossing… 😂🤣
Screenshot of half a dozen players in Spirit Crossing lying in a circle on the ground, all displaying the mood “procrastinating” over their heads.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think I'm calling it "Slime Mould Summer". #yegweather
A close-up of flakes of bark much which has erupted with bright orange beads that are slightly pear-shaped. Spiderweb-like tendrils attach them to the wood.Another close up of bark mulch, with wooly thyme leaves at the left edge.  This time, a structure is growing from them that is bright yellow in colour. It almost resembles certain hard corals, but less structured.Two blocks of slate used in place of pavers, bounded by woolly thyme and bark mulch. Between them, irregular blobs have emerged from the mulch. At the far left, more have emerged from the thyme. They are white to golden brown in colour, as if someone had toasted various marshmallows to perfection, then casually jettisoned them onto the ground where they have since been left.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ran across a guy on Facebook showing how he had enhanced lidar hillshades of Stonehenge to emphasize signatures of Bronze Age to Romano-British agricultural enclosures with Google Gemini and ChatGPT. Anyhow, I did this with a bit of screwing around in Eduard and QGIS. #GIS #archaeology
A texture relief image of tile SU14sw 1m Composite Digital Terrain Model lidar data, depicting the Salisbury Plains around Stonehenge. Relief is exaggerated to emphasize topography, so subtle dry drainage channels and lazy meandering stream beds look much sharper. A highway cuts across the middle from east to west, with the Stonehenge ring just off the road to the west of a drainage channel running north-south down the middle of the map. In the immediate vicinity are numerous burial mounds, including King Barrows to the east, the Norman Down round burial cemetery to the SW, and the Cursus Barrows to the NW. The fields of the western half of the landscape is stippled with trapezoidal patterns indicating ancient agricultural enclosures. River Avon winds its way through the SE corner, the British Army's Larkhill Garrison sprawls along the north edge of the image.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but demanding that office workers no longer be allowed to work from home isn’t going to make me come to your noise bar to eat your pretentious take on pub slop next to six lanes of traffic. #yegdt
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20/07/2026
Latitude and Longitude xkcd.com/3273/
Comic. [Latitude and longitude lines squeezing Earth.] [caption: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth’s latitude and longitude lines in the wash.]
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/07/2026
U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design
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U.S. Treasury unveils its Loony coin design
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The US Treasury Department has unveiled its own unique one dollar coin, officially nicknamed the “Loony.”
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The Alberta "Report a Bike Lane" form has somewhat limited options. There isn't really a category for "under attack by a day-drinking massive dweeb". But I have made do. #yegbike
A "share your concerns form". The location is reported as Edmonton, 97 Street from Yellowhead to 137 Ave. The reason for reporting is "Cost to taxpayers". The concerns are described:

Absolutely ridiculous. Super expensive to maintain. Terrible to drive. Terrible parking. Seems to have been designed by cows. Unsafe for all users due to turning cross traffic. An affront to the quality of life of all nearby. Negligible usage for 20+ hours per day (see picture for typical flow). Could really use better dedicated transit and bike/MUP infrastructure. Worst bike lane ever.A picture of 97 street on a lovely summer day. A couple of trees are visible on the side, but mostly it is just a giant eight lane mess of grey. A handful of vehicles are visible, two of which are buses. No median is present. It is just an indifferent stroad. The sidewalks have been eroded by constant car strikes, and would have been miserable to exist upon even when they were freshly poured.
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harbourdiscourse.bsky.social @harbourdiscourse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#kidicalmasshfx induces the kind of demand we want to see in the world
Looking up a two-lane tree-lined city street. One lane of the street is filled with people of all ages on bikes.
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Rachel Hall-Clifford, PhD, MPH, MSc @rahallclifford.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hi. We're in the Age of Diarrhea. I'm a global health expert on helping children survive diarrhea. Here's what to do if you might have picked up cyclospora. 🧵 1. Call your primary care if possible. 2. Take oral rehydration therapy, which isn't just drinking fluids. 1/
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Deeply sad about the loss of Ringwraith #4. We might have disagreed on policy, such as stabbing hobbits and murdering innocent villagers and working for the Dark Lord Sauron, but he loved riding horses and supporting his fellow Nazgûl. Wish he'd had more time." -Canadian politicians, apparently
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In Edmonton we tend to run them on low traffic side streets without businesses. Even downtown they run along routes that aren’t really fronted by things. Nevertheless locations have emerged alongside them that have turned out to be popular destinations for dining.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Edmonton has done a lot as a bike city, but boy oh boy do we have far to go in some ways. We still close the only bike route into downtown from the east for peak bike season to store dumpsters, like we've done every year . #yegbike
A bike lane into the hear of Edmonton. In the background is Churchill Square and the towers of the Ice District. It is a lovely, perfect day for bicycling and there is a dumpster parked in the lane with a bunch of red barrier fences around it.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ah yes. Piddles is bringing back the "warrior" culture.
A screenshot of a news article with a picture at the Calgary Stampede of Pierre "Piddles" Poilievre wearing a white sparkly blouse and cowboy hat giving a lecture at Calgary Stampede.

The article reads: 

Conservative Party Leader Pierre Poilievre has again echoed U.S. War Secretary Pete Hegseth's pledge to abolish "woke" policies in the military and replace them with a "warrior" culture.

Speaking at a Calgary Stampede event on July 4, Poilievre, wearing a cowboy hat, told Conservative partisans: "We will ensure that military spending goes to protect our country and support our troops."
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
There are folks who get deeply upset because they show up to feedback sessions to the city about things like infill and bike lanes and go full howler monkey, and their input is not 100% implemented even though the candidates who represented their interests got their clocks cleaned at the ballots.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: the mutant bear from Annihilation (2018) is sitting and eating at a restaurant table across from a woman. Another woman wearing glasses is standing a short distance away, and says, “oh my gosh! The mutant bear from annihilation!” Panel 2: she continues, “what was Natalie Portman like?” The bear seems slightly put off, and is in the middle of eating some food. Panel 3: the bear says, “um, I’m kinda with a friend.” The woman sitting across from the bear looks visibly annoyed at the other woman’s rude interjection. The woman is glasses says, “ah! Sorry!”
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Twitter is an actual neo-nazi cesspool, but on Bluesky you can get ridiculed for being a posh out of touch wanker who relentlessly represents the views of the neoliberal elite by people who know what a neoliberal is.
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Jeff Samsonow @jeffsamsonow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The flood and stormwater backup warnings have hit the entire Edmonton area now. Please, everybody, stop flushing your toilets.
screenshot of an Alberta Emergency Alert Advisory for Overland Flow Flood - Edmonton, on Jun 21, 2026. With heavy rainfall over the past 24 hours, the region's stormwater system is being pushed to capacity, with localized flooding and backups being reported in neighbouring communities, and possible in the city with continued rain. People are advised to avoid unnecessary indoor water use, limit showers and baths, delay laundry and dishwasher use, ensure sump pumps and downspouts are functioning properly to direct water away from homes.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I see that history is writing limericks today.
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Alberta separatists constantly and openly brag of receiving US support. Alberta the lowest-hanging fruit of the annexation agenda.
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️ @coprolithic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
New poop science just dropped.
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