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@coop247.bsky.social
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Toil in the sarcasm mines, majoring in sports takes.

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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Going on 4th and 2 instead of kicking a field goal? Mike Tomlin just glanced up from his Minecraft session.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tackling optional in Happy Valley tonight. Gonna have to win this 31-28.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nebraska played that 4th quarter like Matt Rhule signed a contract extension at the end of the 3rd quarter. Which could have actually happened, you never know.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bloomberg (gift link) has fascinating story on how these horrible "prediction markets" are just degenerates making longshot bets. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well it is now.
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Most people rejected His message.
UMass should be ranked
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. 4:16
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First concert in like 20+ years, took the kids. Olivia put on a better show than the remaining members of Lynard Skynard did, if I’m comparing.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it was nice of Tennessee to hire the anthem singer from Rocky 4 to honor Trump.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fire LaFleur
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doubtful: Microplastics
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@pgh-scanner.com Southbound 19 in Cranberry all jacked up at Freeport Road. Huge pile of animal entrails blocking right lane. I called it in, wish I took a pic. The EatNPark may not have a lunch rush today.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This account reskeets anything Korn related.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was in grad school nearly every other paper I read had some kind of data grunt/image manipulation/survey work done by Mechanical Turk. Output wasn't perfect but was cheap which would make it a prime case to be replaced by far-from-perfect bots.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was starting my company and doing the whole pitch thing the first comment every time was “don’t give me some huge TAM number it’s irrelevant.” I guess I just needed to make that number preposterous.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spreadsheet people are like babies. Be a man and put that shit in a relational database.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not a lot of these wooden beauties left. This one fuckin hurts you, she's a mean one.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
This piece on Adam Vinatieri is flat out incredible. And I hate the Patriots! www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...
nytimes.com
Why Adam Vinatieri may be the most unlikely player to ever make Hall of Fame (Gift Article)
That Vinatieri even sniffed pro football was a miracle unto itself. You could argue that no one scripted a more preposterous road to Canton.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Mauti, McGloin, Zordich, and Bill OBrien literally saved the program. Welcome back!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
part of the charm is everyone dropping big money on these setups implicitly acknowledges the software is mostly useless and the hardware will be out of date almost overnight. real computer touchers know it's about love of the game, not actually getting anything done
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stop, stop, I can only get so erect.
Graph showing cyberturd sales are even worse than the Ford Edsel
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claytoncargill. bsky. social @claytoncargill.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
bone bruise and micro fracture is just a sprained ankle. Don't believe the spin
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my god
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
OH NO! MY PHONE!
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Incredible. Also, I remember this team, would have been like 7 years old.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“Lalas’s ubiquitousness every World Cup is American TV’s answer to the Iran war: no one wants it, everyone hates it, and as it drags on, it inevitably becomes a face-saving exercise in damage limitation” Ice cold.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not a single hat thrown on the field. Assimilate or go home (/sarcasm)
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Son was gifted sourdough starter back around the holidays and has been making a loaf every weekend. He’s gotten quite good and this pesto mozzarella is incredible.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Scene from Idiocracy with Pepsi logo
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Mrs. Lincoln mostly enjoyed the play.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Me: "I'm so tired I just want to go to sleep" Thunder/Spurs:
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fitting that Woodford Reserve is an awful pour. Thick, syrupy, with a heavy burnt flavor. Absolute trash.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fairly interesting, and when you think about it, makes sense. Draft travelers came in groups with friends/family, not conducive to hiring a lady.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Russell Wilson arriving to great fanfare only to ground out harmlessly sums up his post-Seattle career.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
And S/O to the Boston fan who slammed her drink since it was time to go
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Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh-scanner.com · 23/04/2026
Bloomfield. 4528 Liberty Ave - Ace Cash Express. Caller is an employee and said some guy walked into the business and said he was from corporate. Apparently he was let in the vault and he is throwing money in a bag. Caller thinks they might be getting robbed.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The way Tottenham fans/players celebrated every goal like they won the championship only to give away the equalizer 10 minutes later both times was incredible theatre.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I am the definition of "casual fan" when it comes to golf, but I swear, never in my life have I heard someone call Justin Rose "Rosie" until this broadcast. And I hate it.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Turks and Caicos vacation. Penthouse suite at a Beaches. Decent view.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
LeBron: “I am 41 years old. I am sick of everyone’s bullshit. I am allowed to not like things and I don’t care who knows it.” Bluesky’s mission statement 🫡
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 04/04/2026
When a custom officer asks if I have been exposed to any diseases on my travels I am going to tell them about this nasty case of Bucco Fever
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
McKinsey couldn’t have authored a new business plan this good. Your main export is now worth 4-8x what it used to be and your revenue stream is diversified with a Hormuz Straight tax.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Been playing great defense too. His father must be so disappointed.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Me when the kids put the hoop down to 8 feet.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I was there for the riot in Beaver Canyon when the Crispin brothers took PSU to the sweet 16. Think that was the last tourney win, sadly.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I don’t think Jason McIntyre of TBL is on the bluesky but I know @miggiesmalls.bsky.social has the screen cap
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
NBA reviews are a pox on society and the fact that it takes 5 minutes of real time to adjudicate them in the year 2026 is criminally negligent.
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