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Toil in the sarcasm mines, majoring in sports takes.

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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 18h
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 18h
Drunken Rex: "Play Freebird!"
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Penn State trash defense is the cure for an ailing offense. After that you on your own.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That crazy lady that always wears a mask wrote the same "X is cool again" thing a few weeks ago and her main data point was "Zuckerberg is posting again" like wow that is truly exciting.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Going on 4th and 2 instead of kicking a field goal? Mike Tomlin just glanced up from his Minecraft session.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
KC Conception was out cold, eyes closed. Minkah earholed him.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tackling optional in Happy Valley tonight. Gonna have to win this 31-28.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Phil can't even criminal right. www.wtae.com/article/phil...
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Former Pitt QB accused of stealing box truck from hospital valet garage
A former Pitt quarterback is accused of stealing a box truck from a hospital valet garage before police tracked it down using GPS.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nebraska played that 4th quarter like Matt Rhule signed a contract extension at the end of the 3rd quarter. Which could have actually happened, you never know.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bloomberg (gift link) has fascinating story on how these horrible "prediction markets" are just degenerates making longshot bets. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At the park tonight and there was a little league game blaring music as kids came up to bat. It was unreal.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rats off a sinking ship, hopefully
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Tara 🐢 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well it is now.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hate to be "that guy" but I dont think unksmost is a word
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Level up with a radon test, and not one of those cheap mail-in ones, get a guy out with a box.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That WR was getting into his bag. Get out of bounds dude.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely staring every throw down and is still late. He's been a disaster. Coach gonna take 2 timeouts to the locker room.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
* to Pitt's backup quarterback after taking a 14-0 lead
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do think it's a tricky balancing act these days in a coaching change of how many players to "bring along" and how many to keep or get from the portal. Hopefully was just a case of Campbell being a little too loyal and sticking with these not very good players over chasing portal riches.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nobody expecting national titles in year 1 but an inauspicious start. Rocco Becht is pure trash and halfway through the season the RB rotation is just rolling the dice and hoping. And the defense is worse than all of that.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steelers defense is making 176 million combined this year, most in the nfl. I think that pays for the fucks.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brought to you by "Starlink is highly profitable" *when launch costs are not accounted for
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 01/10/2026
Most people rejected His message.
UMass should be ranked
Shut up!
They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.
Gal. 4:16
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bonus video as I assume the bluesky is not a hotbed of ORodge fandom.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First concert in like 20+ years, took the kids. Olivia put on a better show than the remaining members of Lynard Skynard did, if I’m comparing.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actual penalty: several sternly worded editorials
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sounds like this guys real issue is with Dog The Bounty Hunter
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it was nice of Tennessee to hire the anthem singer from Rocky 4 to honor Trump.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fire LaFleur
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've worked/taught at many a University at this point and in most cases administration is a bare bones crew of people working in an old building without central air conditioning for minimal pay. But the work/life balance and benefits are great.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was amused when the season opened with him ordering one in native philly gutter speak.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doubtful: Microplastics
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI generated videos of slapping women? I can't believe all the good stuff I'm missing out on that Everything App.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah I didnt like that early 4th down decision, or the playcall, at the time and it aged like fish in the fridge.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A poor man's Jaxson Dart. Get a concussion or two every game then just starts chucking.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Penn State has owned NJ and MD 'cruitin for as long as time has existed.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Meters?
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@pgh-scanner.com Southbound 19 in Cranberry all jacked up at Freeport Road. Huge pile of animal entrails blocking right lane. I called it in, wish I took a pic. The EatNPark may not have a lunch rush today.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The whole thing is covering up the actual story which is Mich looked like pure ass, the coach is ancient, and that QB is a bust. When they are 7-5 nobody will even remember the clock.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brother lives in Northampton near one of the first dispensaries. When it opened over decade ago police had to direct traffic it was so busy with NY/CT plates. Now that entire area you can't drive 5 min without seeing a store.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This account reskeets anything Korn related.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Colonoscopies
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tottenham picking up right where they left off last year, sucking ass.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was in grad school nearly every other paper I read had some kind of data grunt/image manipulation/survey work done by Mechanical Turk. Output wasn't perfect but was cheap which would make it a prime case to be replaced by far-from-perfect bots.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When I was starting my company and doing the whole pitch thing the first comment every time was “don’t give me some huge TAM number it’s irrelevant.” I guess I just needed to make that number preposterous.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The WBC broke him and Skenes, must be something about being a fake warrior.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Poor guy was cursed. Christian Hackenberg in college to Blake Bortles in Jax.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Been an incredible first half, nonstop chaos.
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Coop @coop247.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spreadsheet people are like babies. Be a man and put that shit in a relational database.
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