Sign in

miggiesmalls, esq

@miggiesmalls.bsky.social
609 followers 397 following 6.5K posts

gas tank on e but all drinks on me

PostsRepliesMedia
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 13m
noteworthy that limón pepino was unaffected. mexicans >>>
010
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 1h
Bobby Boucher:
static.klipy.com
Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
Alt: Oprah Winfrey shrugging as if to say "I told you so"
74018
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 17m
every couple years the web rediscovers the cameron diaz pilipinos clip and it’s one of my favorite things
000
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 1h
real eats
020
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Sean Vinsel (unspooky, pleasant) @hoopsinsight.bsky.social · 2h
A tshirt is just fabric and dye, it doesn’t have meaning. That’s why my tshirt that says “Wine Her, Dine Her, 69 Her” is what I chose to wear when meeting my girlfriend’s parents for the first time.
062
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 2h
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Fight
ALT: The Simpsons Fight
0306
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 1h
no one gives less fucks than an old backing out of parking space
010
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
judging by the size of this alleged toddler, i’m suspicious this is ai
an ai military funeral — the deceased soldier (maybe a marine?) has been seen back together crooked & doesn’t fit in his casket, which somehow, a toddler is able to peer down into
7045638
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
ɹǝʞɔǝq uop ɯ,ᴉ @donbecker.org · 3h
Stolen from @dwaynezackamore.bsky.social 🤼
A three panel comic. 

First panel: A man in a yellow hoodie is standing at a urinal on the far right as Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, John Cena, Triple H and Sting walk in from the left.

Second panel: The above have taken the urinals immediately next to the man in the yellow hoodie and have been joined by Bryan Danielson and The Undertaker.

Third panel: Lesnar, Reigns, Cena, Triple H, Sting, Danielson and Undertaker's heads against a red background as seen on the poster for Wrestlemania 31. In context of the comic, the shot is from the point of view of the man in the yellow hoodie, watching several wrestlers watch him pee.
082
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 2h
i had -110 on kalshi that he would say this
020
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 3h
we got punters named pharrell?? neptunes may have won the producer wars.
000
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 14h
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
1555331086
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this reveals SO MUCH about legacy media
982435492
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 8h
A nonfiction book written in, let’s say, the year 1795, is most likely still around in a library somewhere and every other work it referred to is probably accessible in some archive as well. A nonfiction book written in 2007 probably cites a bunch of urls that are dead or rotted beyond recognition.
1460889
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 20h
Sam Antonacci is asked what his reaction was to Munetaka Murakami’s go ahead 2 run home run. He confesses that he was hiding in the batting cage, eating an ice cream at the time. His teammate Miguel Vargas hears about this and called him a child that needs to be looked after. #WhiteSox
49018
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21h
Jackson Chourio's base hit walks off the Padres, Brewers lead the series 2-0
1135987
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 23h
me at the hell freezes over tour
051
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Desarrayed @desarrayed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The rich are really leaning into their villain era, huh? What’s the use of having money if you’re gonna do fuckall with it? www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
r/Fauxmoi
u/voguediaries • 43m • v.redd.it
Chris Rock bizarrely volunteers the fact that he had the money to pay for a lawyer for his best friend's wrongly convicted brother... and yet he chose not to

"A guy named Roger Logan who I grew up with... he was one of my best friend's brothers who went to jail for 19 years for a murder he didn't commit.
His brother used to plead with me to pay for a lawyer for Roger and I never did it... I always had like a no lawyer thing because a lawyer is like an open-ended thing. Like I'll pay your mortgage. I'll put whatever.
I always stay out of lawyers because it's so open-ended and it still messes with me. I had the means to help him and I didn't. I don't know if we could have got him out or not."
16621
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
more hot fire for the communion hymn today
I am Bread of Life sheet music
000
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 04/10/2026
Walt "Clyde" Frazier, 1972 #Knicks
1327422
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
William Contreras was going wild around the bases 😤
092
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
crazy sequence in milwaukee. that’s why they closed the selig roof
100
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
at acl fest and i found your takes
mud pit
040
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the new format for scores on dave campbells is not an improvement
000
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4781248
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Chris Schutte @chrisschutte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Claude? yeah you could say I claude open a few cold ones this weekend
2668
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one distracting thing about the Musk documentary is how often you're reminded that he apparently just never learned how to shave. some of the most fucked up facial hair you'll ever see
132108
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would just like to note that the Allies started winning WW2 when they moved from naming their tanks after racist Confederate loser traitors (Stuart, Lee) to naming them after righteous Union winners (Sherman). The British caught on to this earlier, renamed the Lee the Grant, and never looked back.
1223644
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I believe everyone should do this just for me.
1135
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pope Leo XIV
@Pontifex
O...
In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.
7:30 AM • Oct 2, 2026 • 100.9K Views
240
201.2K
5.5K
433
企
Relevant v
View quotes ›
JESUS RETURNS
Jesus Return...
@Jesus_Ret... • 11m
...
What about the Minions? Hundreds of humans working together to bring Entertainment
101026202
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
beth mowins literally does like 50x the work of the male broadcasters and then has to deal with endless bs
1211
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is what happens when private equity mindset takes over college athletics
020
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the funniest thing about the "we don't trust the media" people is that they will trust literally anyone else. like, if you have an image and text, they'll buy it. shaking keys at babies type logic.
352331383
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Kids just be doing shit
691169180
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hyrox 2: electric poopaloo
000
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Here is tortured tautology Keeperman offers for why Desi college kids — wearing cowboy hats, throwing up the "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign, cheering the Longhorns — are not "assimilated": because he said so talkingpointsmemo.com/news/chris-r...
2650573
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Managed to work for a WNBA team for two years without anyone in the Phoenix media noticing www.nytimes.com/athletic/765...
nytimes.com
Trail Blazers broadcaster fired hours after hiring for past racist, sexist social media posts
Bell was set to appear at Sunday’s Fan Fest scrimmage and begin working in Portland next week.
013
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
1272151407
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This also applies to your favorite independent touring musicians, if you’re wondering why show cancellations are accelerating
03419
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
James G @orth.ca · 01/10/2026
Dunno why this made me think of this:
A tweet from Dick Lover 30000 "I am the biggest dick lover of them all."
A reply from Dick Lover 30001 "Not so fast"
370234
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
it's all voodoo nonsense as far as this cat's concerned.
08:08
S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
011531
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
cc was on some elizabeth holmes type shit right there
000
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“it was like déjà vu all over again when there was a return of the jedi”
171
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
1515364809
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Lindsay Duck @ovalencia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
James Doakes: Surprise MF
ALT: James Doakes: Surprise MF
131
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
fetch @moops.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry but if you survive a lethal injection you should get to go free
011
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/09/2024
the three genders
three squeeze bottles of sauce labeled 
special, Halloween & Mild
271939433
miggiesmalls, esq @miggiesmalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crazy fall. think she’s young enough to have a comeback tho
000
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
142162440
Reposted by miggiesmalls, esq
New York Rangers (Unofficial) @notnyrangers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE FIRST RANGERS GOALTENDER TO SCORE A GOAL: IGOR SHESTERKIN #NYR
610044