Reposted by TukTukTukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Never thought I'd say this but it's 2026 and ghost reveries is better than blackwater park 001 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Never thought I'd say this but it's 2026 and ghost reveries is better than blackwater park 001 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To cultivate a life where my death is understandable and accepted 001 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So where are my facebook guys out here?? The old prompts! I love you guys thanks for showing up to the swarm on only 3 nanoseconds of notice. Seriously. Anyways, my ex was Linux ...open source (pulls digital necktie and sweats using math) No no seriously xy/(8$6..._(/;23hhh, amirite? 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Spent the night interrupting my gf dad to say my favorite quote is let there be light 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If therapists gave a letter grade after six sessions then I'd id be.more focused on what they want to hear 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Drone that just buzzes someone's hair down the middle. 010 0
Reposted by TukTukanother morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026no Robert Pollard? does quantity mean NOTHING? he's written seven songs since this article was posted. mathematically speaking, he's probably already written the exact text of this article in the form of lyrics in an album called Clown Miracles for Speaker Witches 1697 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Reading @pftompkins.bsky.social posts as he gets grumpier and more crotchety over time is awesome. The funniest get off my lawn guy out there these days. Salute to the real one! 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I'm no one but @bitshammer.bsky.social is smashing the retweets tonight. Whoever bits is they are on a tear. Warhammer be damned the truth remains. 030 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026What the fuck is this fucking phone app about. I don't get it. Jerry Chen jokes. Who the fuck is he. Are you guys on computers? Are you on laptops all day? No jobs? Are you all Are you all? 000 0
Reposted by TukTukfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/04/2026My sibling passed away suddenly. We all struggle with it and family events can be a bit somber now. The fess I realise speaks volumes about me is that I no longer try half as hard as I used to on Mothers Day, turns out I was mostly really generous just to be the favourite. 101482 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Reposting my own shit every day all day. Not for the likes. Why would you think that. 001 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm not the dumbest person ever but when is it gonna be on again to fistfight and it's not on video and it isn't for glory but it's for community When did giving somebody a regular ass whooping become problematic. When did getting your ass kicked become national news. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Rooting my phone to change the clock to microwave clock time. Punk. 000 0
Reposted by TukTukMelissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 26/02/2026To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here. 030351289 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Whennmm you do t like my post you win. Except.that one time. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Remember that U2 album that just showed up on your phone and everyone was like this fucking sucks I didn't ask for this and even U2 fans were like this album sucks. That's Ai. Marketing before content. Fois Gras style. Expensive. Wait what???? The financier?? What files! 000 0
Reposted by TukTukStatus Coup News @statuscoupnews.bsky.social · 15/01/2026🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️ 538214828357 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If the shoe was on the other foot I would keep the band together. Your mom gets me. Low key. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I wear shorts that go almost to my ankles and I pull my socks up to my knees and I'm in front of you at Safeway. Sucks to be you, foo. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025You don't remember that time I saw house of pain live but you think it's cool to argue about ice cream in the store? That's on you. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Me, yesterday, in postal service voice in my mom's basement snorting horse tranquiizers for the last three weeks....🎶so this is the new year 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 29/12/2025No matter how straight I am the guys I fuck think I'm I'm gay So I guess Churchill was right. With that quote he said. 000 0
Reposted by TukTukPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Sometimes I can get mad that the modern, upright suitcase with a telescoping handle and wheels was introduced within my lifetime 159616 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I'm sure it's been said but joe rogan needs to go to any local UFC gym on film immediately 000 0
Reposted by TukTukAndy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Thank you Tom! Source: Aspecialthing Records share.google/Cln7v6aVcPuS...share.googleAndy Kindler - Hence the Humor“Kindler comes shuffling out of the gate, complaining and kvetching and generally hating everything about his performance, the audience, his career, and comedy in general. I’ve listened to this twenty... 2142 0
Reposted by TukTukBrian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:bloodinthemachine.comHow to quit SpotifyThis Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative 7953272834 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 07/12/2025@andykindler.bsky.social I've never lied about liking your jokes. Not once. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 22/11/2025@jyotimishra.bsky.social I cannot get a couple of your songs out of my head. Looked through your website. Couldn't find what I was looking for but do you still produce. How much for 3 songs. Sorry for just asking like this. 100 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 11/11/2025James Bond witticisms. It's the thing, now. Just right now. Won't be later. Won't be in five minutes. But I never let a bandwagon pass me. No. No,I don't. I'm posting. No one can accuse me of not noticing. I'm someone. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I didn't even know Jesus rapped til I died and woke up in mid-tier heaven. But he does, bro. Hes way cool. And the apartments in heaven are chill. Back then, mansions/streets of gold. But really just apartments and paved roads. Either way, Jesus can rap. That's the point. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I died and went to heaven and Jesus showed me around to my spot which was pretty nice (not like preacher nice but still nice) and then when he left he smacked me on in the butt. Like wtf? Jesus balls? 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Am I stupid or could this post use a fucking label? Something. I'm lost. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Just became the 25,647th person to like a quote from AOC three hours ago. Gonna sit back and nurse my cocoa til she responds. Won't be long now. Just sipping cocoa. Waiting. Trying to relax. So excited for zooban. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 26/10/2025If they're really tracking me online then how come men in black haven't tried to hire me based on how fucking sick I am at this new game I downloaded on my phone. I put up fucking numbers, kid. Watching TV, too. 100 0
Reposted by TukTukmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/10/2025oh no oh fuck i was trying to REQUEST a hundred and thirty million dollars from the pentagon 120713 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 17/10/2025I would post more but openai just sent me a cd rom in the mail and now my racist girlfriend is explaining how zero people like me. I guess I'm just in love. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Not getting blocked enough. Might try slick maneuvers. 000 0
TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Me throwing feces around a restaurant, super mad: This is what you fucking get, you fucking assholes! Them: sir this is a fucking Wendy's Me, incredibly embarrassed, holding a poo: My bad, I thought this was Arby's. Them: we totally get it. Them: we understand Guy pooping in the fryer: happens 000 0