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I think you must recognize me from online lol no, haha, my avatar...it's my avatar that's just a picture of a fat guy crying

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 11h

Staring at my headline knowing that something is missing then typing the words, "Here's Why.", into my computer and feeling like I'm worth what I'm paid. Cracking my knuckles and texting my friends the sunglasses emoji. Hitting on women irl. Staying humble. Shopping different. Drinking smoothies.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Never thought I'd say this but it's 2026 and ghost reveries is better than blackwater park

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Never thought I'd say this but it's 2026 and ghost reveries is better than blackwater park

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And the donkey was treated better, honestly.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What kind of chicken is Foghorn Leghorn

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can't they just call in a traffic cop? Minor dispute cop? Some kind of new hire recruit who spent the last three weeks being trained how to use flock? She'd be dead as heck before you could salute a troop.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Self-testing the horny factor of lab coats. Not so surprising results forthcoming.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

To cultivate a life where my death is understandable and accepted

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So where are my facebook guys out here?? The old prompts! I love you guys thanks for showing up to the swarm on only 3 nanoseconds of notice. Seriously. Anyways, my ex was Linux ...open source (pulls digital necktie and sweats using math) No no seriously xy/(8$6..._(/;23hhh, amirite?

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Spent the night interrupting my gf dad to say my favorite quote is let there be light

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If therapists gave a letter grade after six sessions then I'd id be.more focused on what they want to hear

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Lol this is good. Write this down.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Drone that just buzzes someone's hair down the middle.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Be honest, are you in Muse?

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

What if I don't get it? What happens to me?

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Come poo with me....(🎶 my favorite broad....)

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Stealing this for the rest of my life. You just embarrassed me at work is the greatest line of all time. Thank you.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Brother, you're completely buttfucked sideways politically. Can I interest you in a thing I believe in? Just might slide that dick out your pooper. It's called Kings of Leone second album. Can't remember what it's called but it rules. Just look it up online. Thank me later My cashapp and venm

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I feel like Judge Reinhold used to be in more movies

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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

no Robert Pollard? does quantity mean NOTHING? he's written seven songs since this article was posted. mathematically speaking, he's probably already written the exact text of this article in the form of lyrics in an album called Clown Miracles for Speaker Witches

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Reading @pftompkins.bsky.social posts as he gets grumpier and more crotchety over time is awesome. The funniest get off my lawn guy out there these days. Salute to the real one!

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

To kids. Explaining it to children. Oatmeal brain. Lumpy minds.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Write this down somewhere Tom Waits level bars.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I'm no one but @bitshammer.bsky.social is smashing the retweets tonight. Whoever bits is they are on a tear. Warhammer be damned the truth remains.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

What the fuck is this fucking phone app about. I don't get it. Jerry Chen jokes. Who the fuck is he. Are you guys on computers? Are you on laptops all day? No jobs? Are you all Are you all?

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

My sibling passed away suddenly. We all struggle with it and family events can be a bit somber now. The fess I realise speaks volumes about me is that I no longer try half as hard as I used to on Mothers Day, turns out I was mostly really generous just to be the favourite.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

"This cannot, in any way shape or form, be what your journalism has boiled down to", he said unsubscribingly, "and yet, it has. It simply has." Shitting your pants and blaming the diaper you chose to wear. Pretend. Pretend.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Something makes me think you wrote a book about this

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

When you have heard and seen the words epilogue/prologue and it never made it all the way into your brain

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

"49", he thinks derisively. "It's 49 now.". He is an owl. He's licking a tootsie pop.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Bienvenidos a Ustades Unidos something something

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I don't understand why marketplace doesn't just say this on the air. If you do understand why then that might help explain it.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Reposting my own shit every day all day. Not for the likes. Why would you think that.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

When sneezing breaks ribs but you know deep down you're oldmaxxing with a smile

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I'm not the dumbest person ever but when is it gonna be on again to fistfight and it's not on video and it isn't for glory but it's for community When did giving somebody a regular ass whooping become problematic. When did getting your ass kicked become national news.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Rooting my phone to change the clock to microwave clock time. Punk.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Rolling barrels around the yard while your wife yells, muttering under your breath: Diógenes

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I'm gonna unfollow them follow over and over again til your brains explode

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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 26/02/2026

To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

For a guy rewatching season 2 before I start season 3 I emphatically smh at this tweet. That's what I get for taking a shit.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Reply to post: send: stack dividends. Joke redacted. Laughter unformatted. Cultural benefits retconned. Classic behavioral patterns reinforced. John Conner weeps.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

As much as we both want me to get off a sick ass joke it's too bad for both of us Cause these fools rule. No joke.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Whennmm you do t like my post you win. Except.that one time.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

When I sit down to take a shit this is what I want to see. THIS is posting, folks.

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TukTuk @coolysses.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Me every time I see my donation still on the rack (wtf?!)

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