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John Luke Andrepont

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Jokes are funnier when you have to explain them. Gold patch Ambulance Driver

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 27/09/2026
Decisive final play under review in Ann Arbor
The Watcher
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think it’s good that we never know what’s happening at the end of a Michigan game, it reminds us that human perception is limited
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Ej Dickson @ejdickson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There is a corner of the internet I had never heard of before I started reporting this story. It’s called the “burnerverse”: a network of anon burner accounts ostensibly discussing college sports. But they have another goal: destroying young girls’ lives.🧵: www.wired.com/story/burner...
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A College Girl Was Exploited on Camera. A Network of Anonymous Men Got to Work
Maddie Kowalski is one of countless young women who’ve had their lives destroyed by the burnerverse, a loosely connected online community of sports fans. Now she’s fighting back.
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Skip Bertman not only transformed LSU in the 90s, he showed people all around the country that you could make college baseball a thing. That it was worthy of investment.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
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Melinda Deslatte @melindadeslatte.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
PUBLIC RECORDS: Senate votes 22-13 for Rep. Tehmi Chassion bill pushed by #LSU to create new public records exemption to hide information about how college athletics programs spend public money on revenue sharing with athletes and with individual sports. HB608. #lalege #laed
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skooks @skookses.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Utz done ruined a Louisiana cultural treasure
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
“Badger that only emerges from a dark void for cheese” make her the official live Wisconsin mascot
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 29/04/2026
The job of a critic is not to tell you if something is good or bad, it's to lay their sensibilities on the table and tell you whether they liked something and why, and you're meant to infer by comparing yourself to them whether you might be interested in it. Critics need to be weird for that to work
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Gavin Guidry
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the word yeah .
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Dude I have no clue what a catch is in the NFL
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The NFL catch rules read like like they're trying to hide something for legal purposes
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 07/12/2025
A real "you had one job" situation unfolding here for Duke
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Reminder
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 30/11/2025
LSU fans finally got to enjoy not having the most hated coach in all of college football. For like 35 days
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
When Lane calls me for a 9 am Sunday meeting
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a cartoon of a person sleeping next to an alarm clock that reads 6:55
Alt: a cartoon of a person sleeping next to an alarm clock that reads 6:55
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
kirk herbstreit just sad a six-yard pass in the first quarter of the iron bowl was "maybe the best he's seen all year," i can absolutely understand people who accuse ESPN of SEC bias
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
has Lane Kiffin just been sitting in a room thinking all day
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 29/11/2025
Texas Tech piling up 1-yard rushing TDs for the second-best player on their defense so he can get Heisman votes is so shameless and disrespectful to their opponents. I love it, without irony
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ole Miss should let Lane Kiffin coach a game next year too if he feels like it
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Needed the Mark Stoops edit
Screenshot of Mark Stoops from LEX18 TV of him in a blue suit at a distillery opening, the caption says
MARK STOOPS
BELIEVES IN HAMTA CLAUS
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
whatever you do definitely post a photo of the final product online with replies and quote tweets on
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i mean the problem with planting a wheel is it keeps moving on you
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
A fun challenge: talking about everything that’s happened at LSU in the last two weeks to someone who doesn’t follow college football at all and not sounding like a crazy person.
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I guess that wanted to avoid headlines like “Multi-time Title IX violator Verge Ausberry named AD at LSU”
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“They” fuckin typos man It’s clear they got rattled by USA Today putting Ausberry’s VERY PUBLIC AND DISQUALIFYING SHIT in the street again and are hoping people forget about it again. I would encourage everyone to keep using his full name “Multi-Time Title IX Violator Verge Ausberry”
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/10/2025
LSU has stripped itself of everything except pure chaos. It has never been more powerful. Its final boss music has just begun to play. Natty within three years
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A reminder, as always, that Jeff Landry is a USL grad. And beyond his general suckitude and constant "NOTICE ME SENPAI" pleas to Trump, he is also purposely trying to cause harm to LSU out of simple college football fan spite.
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I honestly deserve some "I told you so" flowers
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
LSU is going to fire the entire staff one side of the ball for the second time in three years, yet Brian Kelly was sold as the hire to bring stability to a program needing it. What a fucking joke.
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
LSU won’t do away with Scott Woodward or Brian Kelly, but we’re going to get another fucking offseason talking about roster building and how we’re excited about the new offensive staff. Baker will get a HC position somewhere and the DC hire will be botched. Rinse/repeat.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 13/10/2025
congratulations to taylor and to penn state
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Brian Kelly loves State College
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings are all at a Las Vegas hotel? Where they could be Oceans 11ed???
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny and Bill Belichick
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/10/2025
yeah like, look, i am under no illusions about my shitposts on here somehow representing Valuable Labor and i LIKE it that way because i think the Internet got worse when people started viewing literally everything they did online ever as Potentially Monetizable Content
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Cauble should ask the exact same question he asked BK after Florida, but Bonnette and the rest of the SIDs won’t give him the mic first.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
LSU won't win anything until they can run the ball, they have 26 yards for the first half, deeply unclean football
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Ahem: Haaaaaaaaaaynes Kaaaaaaaaaaaaang
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 14/09/2025
Does not understand what the money is for
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What a profoundly stupid way to start the NFL season
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
We’re gonna be posting this one until 2055
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NIL Youngboy @dimmadome.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
One of my favorite recurring bits of all time is how the LSU baseball TV play by play broadcaster never fails to note that every time a train passes by the stadium that it’s “right on time”, no matter what the time actually is. “The 1:52 is right on time.” “As usual, the 3:34 is running on time”
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I dont know if we LSU fans appreciate enough how good we have it that we’ve got Ben McDonald calling our random Friday afternoon games that are only on a streaming platform. He’s so good.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/12/2024
So two NFL games today between playoff teams and both had lopsided results. Why would the selection committee do this when Bama was available.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I will have one regret if Indiana wins: that Brian Kelly wasn't the Notre Dame coach for it
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